DirtyHarry Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 #1 That second pic of the BoarderBabe is HOT. I'd like to see more BoarderBabes. Also, where is SnowWater Heli Ski at? #2 The thread-drift topic is old. Keep it to Snowboard Stoke. #3 re:ThreadDrift. Plain and simple, Skiers are jealous. Now run along and practice your hippity-hoppity turns and leave the SnowboardStoke alone. bro bra blah blah blah Quote
Eerie Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 (edited) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Edited November 18, 2005 by Eerie Quote
E-rock Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 I had no idea a tongue-in-cheek comment could get such "heated debate" started in the freshie zone. But then again you guys love to get it started, so here's some more vitriolic fodder for you to choke on your bong hits about: 1. None of you single plank tools could keep up with me or any of my friends so STFU. I have friends who've been doing it SINCE THE BEGINNING, and they manage to keep up, but that's all. 2. Ever see the boarder-cross? BWAHHAHAHAHAH, you call that a race? 3. I see you "sick" mother-fuckers ripping those "sick lines" EVERYWHERE, you know... like those big rocks "under the chair" that you side-slip to the top of in choo-choo-train formation, with the cushie landings that you can't stick anyway. It's the alpine sliding equivalent of bouldering. 4. I have a good friend who snowboards and teles and is better at both of them than most of you fucking twits in cammo. He was riding a 170 back when you douche-bags had a 30" stance mounted to your 142 and did "skateboard" tricks with your feet strapped in... that is IF you were even riding back then when it was cooler than jesus to be a snowboarder (which it fucking ain't anymore). 5. Boarding is better for some things than skiing, worse for others, and just as goddamn common, so while you guys are all worried about how "core" your brethren are, and how often skiers wiggle their butts, me and my friends are off skiing big descents in untracked snow that you'll likely never see. And btw, I don't really give a fuck about any of what I just wrote so if this pisses you off, it's even funnier to me. Quote
E-rock Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 PS if'n ya'll wanna rib me for not skiing on a saturday, I'm working a ten day drilling shift so that I can ski for the rest of the year. Quote
spicoli11 Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 wah....wah Saturday?? Who wants to ride on saturday?? All the big lines are already taken by those who rode on friday. Weekends are for warren miller fans.....go take your ranting out of snowboard stoke Quote
E-rock Posted December 4, 2005 Posted December 4, 2005 Really? I better get me some videos then.... All the big lines skied out by saturday, huh. It snowed on Thursday, and all the RIPPERS made it out on friday because every ski-bum knows that Friday is THE day to RIP cuz it snows on thursday, and the chute under chair 1 ain't waitin' for no Saturday ridin' warren miller fan. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted December 4, 2005 Posted December 4, 2005 It's the alpine sliding equivalent of bouldering. CONCUR Quote
EWolfe Posted December 4, 2005 Author Posted December 4, 2005 Yeah, E-Rock we all know what badasses you and Kurt are, blah, blah, blah. Nice of you to beat your backcountry chest on my snowboard STOKE thread. Quote
AlpineK Posted December 4, 2005 Posted December 4, 2005 hey leave me out of this. I'm ready to talk shit with sideslippin punk asses, but I've spent a number of fine days with mixed crouds of boarders and skiers...and we've never wrecked. Sideslipping sucks. Quote
Dru Posted December 4, 2005 Posted December 4, 2005 You know that on those winter days when you are toying around on the slopes on your silly one or two planks you could be ICE CLIMBING right Or snowshoeing. Snowshoeing is fucking extreme. Quote
AlpineK Posted December 4, 2005 Posted December 4, 2005 Hmmm. 2hr drive to decent skiing or 8hr drive to spotty ice climbing. Quote
spicoli11 Posted December 4, 2005 Posted December 4, 2005 I'm not here to go over the 2plank 1plank thing. This is snowboard stoke. I have no problems with skiers. Its deep and cold and have no time to shoot videos. With snow like this were all just 's try'in to get a nut Quote
TrogdortheBurninator Posted December 4, 2005 Posted December 4, 2005 Washington has great skiers and great snowboarders. I would have to call bullshit on any argument claiming skiers to be "better" than snowboarders. Particularly in washington where ski area conditions are much more conducive to snowboarding I would be willing to bet that in washington the top 10% of snowboarders on average ride harder than the top 1% of skiers. Obviously there are gapers in both sports, and snowboarding has more than its fair share. Take Mt. baker for example, big drops and steep lines get ridden proportionately way more by snowboarders than skiers even compared to the relative sizes of the two populations. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted December 4, 2005 Posted December 4, 2005 A ludicrous analysis of the situation. Quote
TrogdortheBurninator Posted December 4, 2005 Posted December 4, 2005 It is just my observation and gross generalization. Do you observe a different trend? Quote
Eerie Posted December 6, 2005 Posted December 6, 2005 (edited) E-Rock I was laughing at you. Anyone got more stoke? I've got one here: err, how do I make this photo larger? Edited December 6, 2005 by Eerie Quote
slaphappy Posted December 6, 2005 Posted December 6, 2005 I'd be laughing too, if E-rock said that shit to my face... Good weekend Eerie, sure didn't notice any tracks or ski fags where we were at... - Quote
Eerie Posted December 6, 2005 Posted December 6, 2005 You know it man! Great weekend for sure. Just what I needed after the hell week I had just gone thru. Quote
Weekend_Climberz Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 That knuckle dragger needs to take an avalanche course. Quote
iain Posted February 14, 2006 Posted February 14, 2006 If you open an encyclopedia to rolling down the windows, that guy's photo is there. Quote
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