olyclimber Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 looks like they have all the essentials there, but I don't see the meth pipe. Quote
bunglehead Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 Looks like those white folks "found" some food. Quote
tivoli_mike Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 "damn, found me some beer and an ugly chick!" Quote
foraker Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 "Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip, That started from this tropic port, Aboard this tiny ship. " Quote
knotzen Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 "A good man knows what is important in life: his woman and his beer." Quote
sobo Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 "Honest, Officer, we aren't parked. We're docked." Quote
tomtom Posted October 19, 2005 Posted October 19, 2005 " ... and the next time I tell you we should pack up and leave town, you're gonna listen to me. Didn't you see the weather reports? A freakin' hurricane was coming our way. And did you want to leave? Noooooo. "We can ride it out at the house dringin' beer and watching Monday Night Football." When God was passing out brain you must have heard rain and covered your head, cause you got no brain and we got plenty of rain and the house is flooded, dumbass. I should have listened to my mother after I met you. And another thing ... " Quote
knotzen Posted October 19, 2005 Posted October 19, 2005 " ... and the next time I tell you we should pack up and leave town, you're gonna listen to me. Didn't you see the weather reports? A freakin' hurricane was coming our way. And did you want to leave? Noooooo. "We can ride it out at the house dringin' beer and watching Monday Night Football." When God was passing out brain you must have heard rain and covered your head, cause you got no brain and we got plenty of rain and the house is flooded, dumbass. I should have listened to my mother after I met you. And another thing ... " I bet that's really what was going on. Quote
cj001f Posted October 19, 2005 Posted October 19, 2005 To combat declining parishes, the Catholic church has created a live action version of the gospel - in the contemporary era! Aboard the raft is Mary Magdalene, in the water is Jesus, and budget cuts have turned it from water to wine to from water to keystone light (he added Vodka!) Quote
TREETOAD Posted October 19, 2005 Posted October 19, 2005 Perhaps he is just doing his part in the cleanup effort Quote
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