Alpinfox Posted September 22, 2005 Posted September 22, 2005 PAT ROBERTSON BLAMES HURRICANE ON CHOICE OF ELLEN DEGENERES TO HOST EMMYS That is the funniest thing I have seen in quite a while. Thanks! Made my morning. Quote
olyclimber Posted September 22, 2005 Posted September 22, 2005 Update: http://datelinehollywood.com/archives/2005/09/18/pat-roberston-corrects-dateline-hollywood-article/ Quote
mec Posted September 22, 2005 Posted September 22, 2005 As every Christian knows, jazz music is sinful and lures people into eternal damnation. The connection is obvious. Quote
sobo Posted September 22, 2005 Posted September 22, 2005 insert <shaking head> graemlin here... Hey mec, this kind of shit really makes your autosig seem all the more poignant, yes? Pat Robertson + Jerry Falwell = tele-evangelists aggressive stupidity = Pat Robertson + Jerry Falwell By substitution: Tele-evangelists = aggressive stupidity Therefore: Nothing worse than tele-evangelists QED. Quote
mec Posted September 22, 2005 Posted September 22, 2005 yes I would tend to agree, and the math works out perfectly Quote
cj001f Posted September 22, 2005 Posted September 22, 2005 Now may i say to you friend there is nothing wrong with a beat It's used in every type of song wheter its a march a waltz a polka a tango But rock and roll is a... Different type of thing for it is a mixture And confusion of beats that jangles the nerves. The impulsive beats of our bodies and the spirit And the pure unprovoked music has been domesticated for a problem Rock music must give birth to orgasm in revolution. The heavy rock music now in style motivates you and entierly gives you a sexual feeling A girl can be turned on by the music it releases her inhabitions The beat of the drum has always been a factor of fertility rights The girl realizes her sexuality through the music and through the beat. Sex. Sex. But they said that there was something that got to them more than the words of the songs. And that was the beat, the beat ! Louder and faster, louder and faster, louder and faster... It hooks young people Hadden it become a part of this generation and there lives are ruined. We need to shake ourself of this filtly beat, music, and words That produces revolution sex and drugs. The same beat produces the same evil incarnations Even if we tie the words jesus saves to it. Let's have our vile and get rid of this trash. Smash thouse filthy records get rid of them Quote
underworld Posted September 23, 2005 Posted September 23, 2005 talked to my sister who was/is leaving houston. 16 hours to go ~ 60 miles. she sounded like she was having fun Quote
mec Posted September 23, 2005 Posted September 23, 2005 levee is overflowing in New Orleans again. just after they pumped it dry. boy that has got to suck. i feel sorry for them Quote
EWolfe Posted September 23, 2005 Posted September 23, 2005 No gas, insane traffic jams, inflated plywood prices... Things are going to get ugly down there today. Quote
ChrisT Posted September 23, 2005 Author Posted September 23, 2005 Never fear! Bush is on his way for more photo ops! Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 23, 2005 Posted September 23, 2005 Never fear! Bush is on his way for more photo ops! Never fear! Opportunistic liberal Bush-hating vultures are on their way to make gratuitous attacks against his adimistration for their political gain and to express their sour grapes at losing all three branches of power. Quote
ChrisT Posted September 23, 2005 Author Posted September 23, 2005 You have to admit that photo on the aircraft carrier declaring the end to the war in Iraq two years ago was priceless. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 23, 2005 Posted September 23, 2005 You have to admit that photo on the aircraft carrier declaring the end to the war in Iraq two years ago was priceless. Seeing the Democrat party nominate a moron like Kerry and watching him lose by 3% points to a mediocre president - THAT was priceless. Quote
olyclimber Posted September 23, 2005 Posted September 23, 2005 notice the tape on the boxes....cover the words "Made in China". Quote
ChrisT Posted September 23, 2005 Author Posted September 23, 2005 Don't forget, Gore really won it in 2000. Cronyism and nepotism worked in GW's favor that time. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 23, 2005 Posted September 23, 2005 notice the tape on the boxes....cover the words "Made in China". Not funny but sad. Both parties have repeatedly granted China MFN status, and supported agreements like NAFTA. Quote
olyclimber Posted September 23, 2005 Posted September 23, 2005 http://peaceaware.com/papers/Bush_Top_Gun.htm Quote
sobo Posted September 23, 2005 Posted September 23, 2005 Whew! That monster's dropped two categories in the last 24 hours. Your kin down there should be breathing at least a little easier, though we all know they're not out of the woods yet. Quote
Backcountry Posted September 23, 2005 Posted September 23, 2005 Anyone hear about the whacko weather man in Boise who says there is Russian microwave technology that is aiming the hurricanes at the US???? The Japanese equiv of the Mob is controlling it all.... Quote
sobo Posted September 23, 2005 Posted September 23, 2005 Yeah, old news... heard he was Pat Robertson's gay lover. Quote
Gidget Posted September 24, 2005 Posted September 24, 2005 (edited) I found this article in the October 2004 National Geo this morning. first 5 or so paragraphs kind of interesting. LINK Edited September 24, 2005 by Gidget Quote
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