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Walken's career reached its culmination in the legendary theatrical performance A View to a Kill, paired up with such thespians as Grace Jones and the like.

 

I guess you never saw the weapon of choice video - brilliant!

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or pretty much any of his skits on there. The census skit is my favorite....

"Okay, so how many people live with you?"

"Ooh, it's so hard to say..43?"

"43 people live in that apartment?"

"It sounds a little high doesn't it?"

 

he is fucking hilarious. rockband.gif

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I was climbing in Red Rocks once, staying in Vegas, when the town was hosting both Jimmy Buffet and Phish. Different shows, maybe one the night after the other? The place was awash in fans of one sort or another. Holy Culture Clash Batman! I wound up sending some dreadlocked phishboy up to the Gallery for tripping opportunities and directing a parrothead in a stunning Hawaiian shirt to a park with some grass where he could play with his dog. Chamber of Commerce should put me on the payroll...

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"The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He’d be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy’s birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."

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