Clampooner Posted August 14, 2005 Posted August 14, 2005 Who the hell moves TO oly anyway? Especially to the outskirts. Someone hook this guy up with OlyClimber! Quote
Crampon Posted August 14, 2005 Author Posted August 14, 2005 If you were new to an area, and had no clue, or worse, had no friends, or relatives, and just some people on the internet that might be sincere............you guess, You guess. Quote
Mr._Natural Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 Who the hell moves TO oly anyway? ... Someone hook this guy up with OlyClimber! i did. apparently he moved. Cramps, maybe take some bullshit class at evergreen? Stay away from Jake's, not too many elegible recievers there, oh yeah you don't like bars. Lots of talent running around capitol lake. good luck, but how hard can it be for a Dr.? Quote
Winter Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 Shit this thread is rich. Climbing clubs suck and bars are the pits, but the anonymous internet is surely the place to find a perfect soulmate. My advice is to drink heavily, cause then you'll actually be able to talk to women in person. Quote
olyclimber Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 Who the hell moves TO oly anyway? Especially to the outskirts. Someone hook this guy up with OlyClimber! Quote
Dechristo Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 Have to say it, but, I think women are beautiful from the inside out and I want one like that........BTW.......I am in the medical field,... Do you prefer to be referred to as "Dr. Lechter" or "Hannibal"? You forgot to mention your penchant for fava beans and chianti. phhhht...phhhht...phhhht... Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 just remember that the robot dance does not - repeat - not get you laid. -c.c. Quote
Dechristo Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 just remember that the robot dance does not - repeat - not get you laid. -c.c. Unless you look like a gecko and own an insurance company. Quote
Alex Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 my advice is spend the next 4 weeks reading this board, to try to figure out who the REAL girls are, then start cyber stalking them in the Spray forum. then come up with the most witty shit you can imagine, try to make them laff, then finally, in about 6 months, invite them out on a climb. to start you off on the right foot, i'll give you some hints * "Amber" is not a REAL girl * "MuffyTheWankerSprayer" might be a long drive for you * "ChrisT" you've already met * "archenemy" the jury is still out as to whether she is a REAL girl or just evil incarnate Quote
jmckay Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 It is late in the season and it has been a busy year. Two guides meet up at a local pub and chat over a beer. "the other day I took this guy up the East Ridge of Temple. He was so stoked by the climb all that evening I found myself up to my knees in beer" say's the young guide. The old guide takes a big swallow of beer and witha sly smile say's "I know what you mean I took this 43 year old housewife up the Cardiac Arret on the Grand Sentinal. She was so thrilled that evening I found myself up to my balls in cider" Quote
Alex Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 Yeah but Rockies humor doesnt land you babes in the Cascades... Quote
billcoe Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 Show up at the gym and the local pub clubs is good advice. Don't get so discouraged so easily Crampon. BTW, I've met ChrisT twice: she's nice. Quote
knotzen Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 my advice is spend the next 4 weeks reading this board, to try to figure out who the REAL girls are, then start cyber stalking them in the Spray forum. then come up with the most witty shit you can imagine, try to make them laff, then finally, in about 6 months, invite them out on a climb. Quote
knotzen Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 Dudes, you're gonna make me get eyestrain. Go back to talking about sheep, will ya? Or Quote
mec Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 BTW, I've met ChrisT twice: she's nice. I have never met ChrisT. However, I always thought calling a lady 'nice' was an insult, like you have nothing better to say about her... Quote
RuMR Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 * "archenemy" the jury is still out as to whether she is a REAL girl or just evil incarnate Isn't that the same thing? Quote
archenemy Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 * "archenemy" the jury is still out as to whether she is a REAL girl or just evil incarnate Isn't that the same thing? RumR, you are a sucker Crampon, I'll climb whicha. Don't let these assholes get to you. They are harmless (an unfortunate side effect of not being evil). PM me and we'll climb. But I get to call you "Crampon, Crampoff" whilst using the praying mantis stance whenever I want, okay? Quote
RuMR Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 oh this thread is givin' me the cramps...where's my midol????? Quote
RuMR Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 Hey cramps... careful...she's set on perma prowl! Quote
Alex Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 my advice is spend the next 4 weeks reading this board, to try to figure out who the REAL girls are, then start cyber stalking them in the Spray forum. then come up with the most witty shit you can imagine, try to make them laff, then finally, in about 6 months, invite them out on a climb. yeah and that "knotzen" isnt a REAL girl either Quote
E-rock Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 But I get to call you "Crampon, Crampoff" whilst using the praying mantis stance whenever I want, okay? Is that what you call the woman superior position? Praying mantis, eh. PS SWEET CRAMPON WE GOT YOU A FUCKING DATE BY MAKING FUN OF YOU! Quote
knotzen Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 yeah and that "knotzen" isnt a REAL girl either Fuck you, you fucking fuck power tool, Alex! I just checked, and I *am* a girl (well, heh heh, a woman). It even says so in my profile: "girlie." See? Huh? See that? "G-i-r-l-i-e." And I'm not a FAKE girl, either, if you catch my drift. But, now, a lady I ain't. So stop with your slanderous gender lies. Quote
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