layton Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 Just wanted to give my $.02 on Canada having spent way way too much time there. Basically it's like the United States gave a bunch of retarded children the basic blueprints of how to run a society. I'll give it to them...it looks pretty much the same as the U.S. from a quick glance, they got the basic premise correct...but a closer look reveals they fucked pretty much everything up from their products to their infrastructure to their government. Then to top it off the whole damn place is pretty much a bunch of white trash hicks and someone is giving alcohol to these goddamn animals. so in short, canada sucks, you bunch of niave inbred hicks. Quote
foraker Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 hey, mike, does that post constitute an oral subluxation? i thought you were going to chiro school, not the john bolton school of diplomacy.... Quote
AlpineK Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 I figure they let you pump your own gas, so they aren't retards like OR. Things are a bit funky up there; I guess not having enough backbone to stand up to the brits really bites you in the ass years later. Quote
Dave_Schuldt Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 Get tossed out of Canada again? Or thier sheep turn you down again? Quote
AlpineK Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 We still kicked your ass in 1775 and 1812 Hello this is reality; year 2005. PS Dave, you'll never get kicked out let alone let in since Canada is too far to bike to. Quote
knelson Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 We still kicked your ass in 1775 and 1812 Oh sure... conveniently forget about 1859 when we kicked YOUR ass! Well... I guess it was actually a pig, and not an ass... ... but at least we got the San Juans out of the deal! Quote
AlpineK Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 We still kicked your ass in 1775 and 1812 Oh sure... conveniently forget about 1859 when we kicked YOUR ass! Well... I guess it was actually a pig, and not an ass... ... but at least we got the San Juans out of the deal! That's right we beat your ass in the only war that counts. The Pig War Quote
layton Posted August 13, 2005 Author Posted August 13, 2005 I like to refer to Canada as "little buddy" Quote
JoshK Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 I feel a close bond to my brothers to the north. It's those Oregonians that just give me a seriously weird vibe. It's like they really hate being that forgotten state between California and Washginton. Quote
Crack Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 Canada wins dumbest gov't at Stupidity Awards Canadian Press MONTREAL — The Canadian government secured a surprise win Friday, beating out such luminaries as Iran, North Korea and the United States, for the dumbest government of the year at the World Stupidity Awards. It also bested the United Nations in a hotly contested category that organizers said proved Canadians can compete with the rest of the world. "Canadians often feel we're in the shadow of the U.S., especially when it comes to stupidity, but now we're proving we're world class," said Robert Spence, spokesman of the awards handed out during the Just for Laughs comedy festival. "And as host country, who could ask for more?" The Gomery inquiry into the sponsorship scandal secured the award for Canada, said Spence. Dubbed the "Oscars of Idiocy," host Lewis Black of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart led a team of comics and celebrities who handed out awards recognizing achievement in ignorance and stupidity. "I was dumbfounded," Spence said in a statement. "To see so much stupidity in one room, I almost lost my mind. In fact, I did..." U.S. President George W. Bush may not have led the dumbest government, but he was honoured with the award for the Stupidest Statement of the Year after telling a news conference: "They never stop thinking of ways of harming America, and neither do we." Accepting the award for Bush was Darth Vader. Hotel heiress Paris Hilton won in two categories. She was named Stupidist Woman of the Year and was star of The Simple Life, which was named Stupidest Show of the Year. Conservative columnist Ann Coulter won the award as Stupidest Man of the Year. She beat out Bush, U.S. Senator John Kerry, NHL commissioner Gary Bettman and Players Association director Bob Goodenow, and former Ukrainian president Leonid Kuchma. Other winners included: Ashlee Simpson's lip-synching performance on Saturday Night Live for Dumbest Moment of the Year; Alien vs. Predator for Stupidest Movie of the Year; Crystal meth for Stupidest Trend of the Year; North Korean dictator Kim Jong for Stupidity Award for Reckless Endangerment of the Planet; Fox News for Media Outlet Which Has Best Furthered Ignorance; The World Stupidity Awards for Stupidest Award Show of the Year. The World Stupidity Awards were decided by worldwide Internet voters. The third annual awards were overseen by the Academy Recognizing Stupidity Everywhere (ARSE), which are "basically a bunch of morons," said Spence. Quote
layton Posted August 13, 2005 Author Posted August 13, 2005 I feel a close bond to my brothers to the north. It's those Oregonians that just give me a seriously weird vibe. It's like they really hate being that forgotten state between California and Washginton. Oregon sucks too, but at least their honest about who they are. Colorado sucks the most, however. Quote
foraker Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 i think you need to see more places before you conclude that 'colorado sucks the most'. you're reminding of those people one meets who never seem to step foot out of the county they were born in.... Quote
olyclimber Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 there are a few things that Canada seems to be getting right. Quote
catbirdseat Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 there are a few things that Canada seems to be getting right. Are you going to tell us what they are or do we have to guess? Quote
JoshK Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 there are a few things that Canada seems to be getting right. Are you going to tell us what they are or do we have to guess? They didnt actually elect GWB. That is a pretty good strike against our fine land that they don't have. Quote
Billygoat Posted August 14, 2005 Posted August 14, 2005 All the girls up there seem to want to do it all the time and just about anyone you approach can get you a sachel of weed with in a half hour, and it is 40% cheaper than the States. Quote
ChrisT Posted August 14, 2005 Posted August 14, 2005 A couple of nice Canooks include snoboy and Alanis Morissette Quote
Billygoat Posted August 14, 2005 Posted August 14, 2005 Not that I party or sleep around or any of that. Quote
JoshK Posted August 14, 2005 Posted August 14, 2005 They did, unfortunately, give us Celine Deon. They can never be forgiven for that. Quote
Billygoat Posted August 14, 2005 Posted August 14, 2005 Colorado SUCKS! Oh sorry, wrong thread... Quote
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