Ducknut Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 bwahaha I'm getting PM's from a chapped Chaps now. I am hurt now. How come I'm not getting PM's from Chaps? Did I chap his ass when I slapped him down? Come on Opie, don't hut other's feelings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 yeah, don't (fishing) hut others' feelings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill_Simpkins Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 "Mt. Squamish" is one of our little hills. Keep an eye out for the french hotties in sports bras along the 45 minute standard route to the top. You may encounter a little bit of Class 2, so be sure to carry a couple of #10 Hexes to back up the hand lines. Four or five of them should suffice. However, most people go there to climb cliffs. In case you don't know: Cliff: "In geography, a cliff is a significant vertical, or near vertical, rock exposure. Cliffs are categorised as erosion landforms due to the processes of erosion and weathering that produce them. Cliffs are common on coasts, in mountainous areas, escarpments, and along rivers. Generally speaking, cliffs are formed by rock that is resistant to erosion and weathering. Sedimentary rocks most likely to form cliffs are sandstone, limestone, chalk, and dolomite. Igneous rocks, such as Granite and basalt." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 I thought MT.S was the second largest monolith in the world? And those chicks aren't french, they are just sensitive canadian guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 And those chicks aren't french, they are just sensitive canadian guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jitterjepp Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 You guys are confusing me. I may be planning a trip out there to climb Mount Rainier and maybe I can climb this mountain near Squamish too. Send me a message if you would seriously climb there with me. No jokes! It looks really cool from the pictures. Thanks to Bill for posting them. Chaps you can climb Rainier with this dude. He will be your guide and he's holding a spot in the hut for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 remarkably smoke-free in there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 The Unibomber is jealous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Thanks to the people who let me know that Squamish is not a mountain and is a climbing area. Regardless, it looks cool. You guys sure keep the fluff coming. The inside jokes get tedious though. One of my favorite sayings is, "it's not about the altitude, its the attitude". Some of you guys need to lay off it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 You know, the more I think about it, the more upset I get. Some of you people have no class. It makes me angry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szyjakowski Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo_Montalban Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 yet you're still here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Chaps, you're the best cc.com poster in the world because I can tell you're having the most fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinker Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 You know, the more I think about it, the more upset I get. Some of you people have no class. It makes me angry. Say, Chaps. there's lots of climbing class in Seattle. You got your pick from the Mountaineers, the BoeAlps, the WAC, and probably a half-dozen others. In fact, there are so many class that they/we stumble over each other in the back country during the spring. Please don't try to tell us we don't have any class. What kind of class do you have there in MN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 It makes me angry. Hey Chumps, take a chill-pill. Your knickers are in a bind b/c you want people here to take you seriously, but, your seriousness is the cause of the hilarity. Take an enema... make it a high colonic: you've got a bratwurst lodged sideways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 You know, the more I think about it, the more upset I get. Ahhh, there's your problem ... . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 My Dog's name is Chump!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 My Dog's name is Chump!! Does he get angry when people make eye contact with him? Does he walk on all-fours? Is his collar by Trango? Does he get a hard-on when he shits? Is he intimidated when others invade his turf? Is he baffled by sarcasm and facetious communication? Does he hump the legs of strangers? Does he immediately assume as intimidating a posture as he can when confronted by strangers? Does he pull himself across the room with his front feet while in a sitting position to scratch his ass? Is he in Miniscrota? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Uhh, no. He licks his pecker a lot though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 He'll be found with his nutsack resting on his lips, neck broken, if he keeps doing that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 But with a Michael jackson smile on his face I bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 But with a Michael jackson smile on his face I bet. Conjures images of Vincent Price's "Joker" in the old BatMan TV series: Dada, dada, dada, dada... CHAPSMAN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Nut suckin' Michael Jackson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Mighty Chapson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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