E-rock Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Hey guys, I have this opinion that is controversial and I bet none of you have ever put much thought into it before: "Hexes are stupid" What do you think? Is that altering your little narrow-minded climbing paradigm. I sure hope so, cuz I hate seeing all you stupid wool-sock wearing, lederhosen donning, jingle-jangle walkin', know nothin', mountaineer baitin' motherfuckers in my mountains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted June 1, 2005 Author Share Posted June 1, 2005 Obviously you use them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 We're seeing a new aggro E-Rock. What's the matter? Not getting on the rock? SO not putting out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Every hex placed is a vote in support of al-Qaeda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 The large number of posts in support of hexes is a sign of an increasingly desperate insurgency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 erock misses us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ireneo_Funes Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 I heard a cute little kitty dies every time you place a hex. Is this true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducknut Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 I wish I was good enough on photoshop to make a Hello Kitty Hex just for you Ireneo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ireneo_Funes Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 That would be sweet, but Dru would probably appreciate it even more than me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted June 1, 2005 Author Share Posted June 1, 2005 I don't fucking miss any of you and the SO gives plenty of SUCKY SUCKY. I just hate fucking HEXES!!! OKAY!!???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 it's ok to admit that you miss us e-rock. we know you love the big group hugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 I just hate fucking HEXES!!! OKAY!!???? I think you are just humiliated because you gotta use the #5 - right shrimp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted June 1, 2005 Author Share Posted June 1, 2005 Tell me which one is the number 5, before I start arguing with you and make a fool of myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmace Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 the SO gives plenty of SUCKY SUCKY. I just hate fucking HEXES!!! I have always liked the puss waaay better than noggin, but hexes seem like a poor alternative, maybe get some KY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacier Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Climbing with hexes is HARD WORK! WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toast Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Take 'em to Tieton and you'll learn you like 'em. Hey, that rhymes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoboy Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Tell me which one is the number 5, before I start arguing with you and make a fool of myself. Hint: 1-11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterMo Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 SomebodyIonceknew had a hex placed on his neighbor for fucking his wife. The neighbor died shortly thereafter in a helicopter crash. I don't think a cam would have had quite the same effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 There's a good reason for not liking hexes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assmonkey Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 I usually carry a number 10 hex to the crags because it makes a pretty good hammer to bash on the nut tool to get out my stuck nuts that I fall onto and weld to the rock on my 5.9 projects. Someone also said once that they are good for throwing at sleeping belayers, but I haven't tried that yet. And there's the ol' "hex-pipe" trick, with one of the middle sized hexes. I also REALLY REALLY dig the sound of big hexes jangling together. It reminds of when the hippies taught me to climb at the columns in Yoogeene. I have fond memories of that time. - a s s m n k e y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 I like hexes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 I usually carry a number 10 hex to the crags because it makes a pretty good hammer to bash on the nut tool to get out my stuck nuts that I fall onto and weld to the rock on my 5.9 projects. Someone also said once that they are good for throwing at sleeping belayers, but I haven't tried that yet. And there's the ol' "hex-pipe" trick, with one of the middle sized hexes. I also REALLY REALLY dig the sound of big hexes jangling together. It reminds of when the hippies taught me to climb at the columns in Yoogeene. I have fond memories of that time. - a s s m n k e y You're OK assmonkee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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