Hexes are stupid thread.

[E-rock]

Hey guys, I have this opinion that is controversial and I bet none of you have ever put much thought into it before:

 

"Hexes are stupid"

 

What do you think? Is that altering your little narrow-minded climbing paradigm. I sure hope so, cuz I hate seeing all you stupid wool-sock wearing, lederhosen donning, jingle-jangle walkin', know nothin', mountaineer baitin' motherfuckers in my mountains.

[foraker]

[E-rock]

 

Obviously you use them!

[catbirdseat]

We're seeing a new aggro E-Rock. What's the matter? Not getting on the rock? SO not putting out?

[Cobra_Commander]

Every hex placed is a vote in support of al-Qaeda.

[chucK]

The large number of posts in support of hexes is a sign of an increasingly desperate insurgency.

[thelawgoddess]

erock misses us.

[Ireneo_Funes]

I heard a cute little kitty dies every time you place a hex.

 

Is this true?

[Ducknut]

I wish I was good enough on photoshop to make a Hello Kitty Hex just for you Ireneo.

[Ireneo_Funes]

That would be sweet, but Dru would probably appreciate it even more than me.

[E-rock]

I don't fucking miss any of you and the SO gives plenty of SUCKY SUCKY. I just hate fucking HEXES!!! OKAY!!????

[minx]

it's ok to admit that you miss us e-rock. we know you love the big group hugs

[Alpinfox]

I just hate fucking HEXES!!! OKAY!!????

 

I think you are just humiliated because you gotta use the #5 - right shrimp?

 

 

[E-rock]

Tell me which one is the number 5, before I start arguing with you and make a fool of myself.

[jmace]

the SO gives plenty of SUCKY SUCKY. I just hate fucking HEXES!!!

 

I have always liked the puss waaay better than noggin, but hexes seem like a poor alternative, maybe get some KY

[glacier]

Climbing with hexes is HARD WORK!

 

WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA?

[Toast]

Take 'em to Tieton and you'll learn you like 'em. Hey, that rhymes

[snoboy]

Tell me which one is the number 5, before I start arguing with you and make a fool of myself.

 

Hint: 1-11

[MisterMo]

SomebodyIonceknew had a hex placed on his neighbor for fucking his wife. The neighbor died shortly thereafter in a helicopter crash.

 

I don't think a cam would have had quite the same effect.

[catbirdseat]

There's a good reason for not liking hexes.

[thelawgoddess]

[assmonkey]

I usually carry a number 10 hex to the crags because it makes a pretty good hammer to bash on the nut tool to get out my stuck nuts that I fall onto and weld to the rock on my 5.9 projects.

 

Someone also said once that they are good for throwing at sleeping belayers, but I haven't tried that yet. And there's the ol' "hex-pipe" trick, with one of the middle sized hexes.

 

I also REALLY REALLY dig the sound of big hexes jangling together. It reminds of when the hippies taught me to climb at the columns in Yoogeene. I have fond memories of that time.

 

- a s s m n k e y

[archenemy]

I like hexes.

[billcoe]

I usually carry a number 10 hex to the crags because it makes a pretty good hammer to bash on the nut tool to get out my stuck nuts that I fall onto and weld to the rock on my 5.9 projects.

 

Someone also said once that they are good for throwing at sleeping belayers, but I haven't tried that yet. And there's the ol' "hex-pipe" trick, with one of the middle sized hexes.

 

I also REALLY REALLY dig the sound of big hexes jangling together. It reminds of when the hippies taught me to climb at the columns in Yoogeene. I have fond memories of that time.

 

- a s s m n k e y

 

You're OK assmonkee.