marylou Posted March 4, 2005 Posted March 4, 2005 DFA, bat these naysayers down! Can't you just say "juvenile limrickal hazing" and get rid of that crazy apostophated cobbleage? Or would calling Drul out as being juvenile in the context of this whole thread seem a little, well, I dunno. Quote
Dru Posted March 4, 2005 Posted March 4, 2005 DFA, you punk-rocking plodder This thread gets odder and odder Your limerick skills Will not pay your bills So you might as well look for the Nodder. Quote
Dru Posted March 4, 2005 Posted March 4, 2005 Poor old cougar Marylou Her name is rhyming with Dru So the limerickal rhymes Alleging his crimes With a name change would accuse her too. Quote
iain Posted March 4, 2005 Posted March 4, 2005 this is like where the two gangs have that dance-off in Breakin'...only way sadder. Quote
Dru Posted March 4, 2005 Posted March 4, 2005 Silly PDXer Iain These limericks which you are seein Are bothering you But you dont know what to do Cause you know that your name rhymes with peein' Quote
iain Posted March 4, 2005 Posted March 4, 2005 not since West Side Story have I been witness to such a verbal smackdown. Quote
marylou Posted March 4, 2005 Posted March 4, 2005 There once was a sauce called the Otter To put on your food to make hotter But the joke got too old and grew it some mold No longer was it good laugh fodder. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted March 4, 2005 Posted March 4, 2005 There once was a windshir.. aw fuggit COOOOBRRRRRAAAAAA Quote
bunglehead Posted March 4, 2005 Posted March 4, 2005 There once was a windshir.. aw fuggit COOOOBRRRRRAAAAAA Quote
Phil K Posted March 4, 2005 Posted March 4, 2005 There once was a young sheep named Dolly 'Looked just like her maamaa by golly. When asked if he would, if only he could, The CC.com'er said "Prolly!" Quote
TheOldHouseMan Posted March 4, 2005 Posted March 4, 2005 (edited) There once was a man from Kablass His balls were made of brass In stormy weather they'd clink together and sparks would shoot out of his ass Edited March 4, 2005 by TheOldHouseMan Quote
TheOldHouseMan Posted March 4, 2005 Posted March 4, 2005 Born in a mountain raised in a cave fightn' an' fuckin' is all I crave Quote
TheOldHouseMan Posted March 4, 2005 Posted March 4, 2005 Down by the old model T Where Molly first showed it to me It was big hairy and black She called it her crack But it looked like a man hole to me I wipped out my 40 foot pole And crammed it down Mollies black hole She let out a scream as I poured on the cream Down by the model T Quote
ScottP Posted March 4, 2005 Posted March 4, 2005 George Bush , a President slight, Has an IQ which possibly might, Reach double figures With cranial vigors, And a large intellectual fight! Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted March 4, 2005 Posted March 4, 2005 COOOOOOBBRRRAAAAAAAA! come on, didn't I JUST say that? Come up with some original material. p.s. ladies as you can see I am hung like a walrus. no padded flight suit or nut'n. Quote
olyclimber Posted March 4, 2005 Posted March 4, 2005 Ummmm....I believe that there tank guy is getting ready to squish you like a bug Cobra. Quote
Off_White Posted March 4, 2005 Posted March 4, 2005 Eeeeeuwwww, Cobra gots Cameltoe for a face! Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted March 4, 2005 Posted March 4, 2005 Um, newsflash that "tank guy" is none other than megatron, evil leader of the decepticons. He is so evil he actually transforms into a handgun. The perfect toy for an 8 year old in the 80's! While that is tough, it is nothing compared to yours truly. This postmodernist piece is clearly an amalgamation of the fragmented memories of some child of the 80's, perhaps someone who still lives in his parents' basement? Quote
olyclimber Posted March 4, 2005 Posted March 4, 2005 Damn. You got me. MOM! I WANT A GLASS OF MILK!!!! Quote
Dave_Schuldt Posted March 4, 2005 Posted March 4, 2005 There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it. –John Valby (Dr. Dirty) That's so 6th grade. Quote
Dru Posted March 4, 2005 Posted March 4, 2005 A dirty hippy named Schuldt Dated a cougar with a mullet She laughed during sex And her taunts they did vex Him, adding injury to insult. sChudlt is a hard one to rhyme. Quote
iain Posted March 4, 2005 Posted March 4, 2005 He may be mispelling his name all along, so I would not worry about it. I'd take it more as a suggestion than as an absolute. Quote
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