Dru Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 How many years do you think one needs to work in a gear store and how many courses should one take before being able to discuss what Mark Twight says about windshirts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 How bald can you get before you can't get laid and are forced into a life of internet spray and midget porn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 How many years do you think one needs to spray on this site and how many snafflehounds should one eat before being able to discuss what Dru Breshaw says about...anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 If you took 2 NOLSE courses and spent 4 years in outdoor retail it means that you have never climbed anything remotely significant but are quite able to spray proudly about everything, including the finer details regarding what Mark Twight thinks about windshirts. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 But how many years and courses before you can utilize the Grivel Monster to the limits of its capabilities?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Are you sure you're qualified to ask that question? Â How many NOLSE courses have you taken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 How much cash do I need to lay down to have fun -- I mean be the best climber? Â I would also like to know the dimensions of the appropriate placard for my certificates. I think I can blow up the wfr card to fit in a diploma sleeve with a little work at kinkos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 the moderating is fierce at the moment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayB Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 How bald can you get before you can't get laid and are force into a life of internet spray and midget porn? Â I am still working on that one. Present circumstances suggest that a substantial thinning over the entire circumference of one's upper scalp is not sufficient to induce the full range of side affects listed above, but I will keep checking in as things progress. Or regress, rather... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 the moderating is fierce at the moment! Â Almost as fierce as punk bitches hiding behind anonymous avatars and DSL lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Anonymous avatars like "NOLSe ??" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 I will admit I was not ready for the "punk bitch" material. I assume debating was taught right after the semester on taking a dump on snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Anonymous avatars like "NOLSe ??" Â Anonymous like people who are comfortable criticizing others climbers or their climbing but won't post a TR. My info is in my profile or drytool thread if you want it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 look out he's heating up! He might even have to switch from midweight to ...gasp...silkweight capilene to continue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 No shit. Its no secret you like to talk about yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Â hey...look on the bright side...I'll pm you where i left some NEUTRINOS!!! That oughta brighten up your world... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Didn't get it yet... mods must be working over time. Â Where were we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 ahhh hell, i'll just say it here...read quick before they delete it... Â I left a Neutrino QD in your girl's bed....just for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 How much cash do I need to lay down to have fun -- I mean be the best climber? If you pay enough - you can even teach others how to climb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 I thought sporto fairy bitches only clipped Petzl. WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 I didn't say it was mine...i figure it was yours... Â I found it ON GIRTH PILLAR! hahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Didn't get it yet... mods must be working over time. Where were we?  as usual, you were bragging about shit that most people would be embarressed about  ... and we were all laughing at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 In all truth and honesty there are a pair of crampons, 2 pickets and 3 nuts still up there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 couldn't figure out how to use 'em?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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