EWolfe Posted January 28, 2005 Posted January 28, 2005 Maybe if one of the seven dwarfs was a climber you could get a job. Heck... if their was a gay dwarf MisterE and you could be coworkers! I can see you two now... "Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho... it's off to climb we go" I heard Pandora describe part of your anatomy as dwarfish! Droopy? Quote
RuMR Posted January 28, 2005 Posted January 28, 2005 OMFG!!! NOw that's funny!!!! the opposite of a "girth pillar" if you ask me!!! ROLLINGONTHEFLOOR!!!! I wonder if she found Trask's neutrino down there????? Quote
Alpinfox Posted January 28, 2005 Posted January 28, 2005 When you get that job, would you hook a brother up and ropegun for me? It should be pretty easy to smuggle Smiley The SSSquid into the park. If anyone asks any questions, I'll just say, "Oh, he was one of the minor characters in the Little Mermaid". Quote
AlpineK Posted January 28, 2005 Posted January 28, 2005 That thing actually looks pretty fun! A friend of mine knew people who worked at this job. I guess there's some potential for some sick routes. It's kind of like being paid to climb a much bigger version of the UW rock with tourists staring at you. The biggest downside is you have to wear lederhozen. Quote
John Frieh Posted January 28, 2005 Posted January 28, 2005 I heard Pandora describe part of your anatomy as dwarfish! Droopy? You wish you had something long enough that it could droop under its own weight biznatch! How does it feel knowing a d00d with a supposed big ego and a small droopy gets more than the rest of you turds!? Better start working on your heigh hos! Hey Rudy... make sure to put how much "offwidth experience" you have on your resume! Quote
AlpineK Posted January 28, 2005 Posted January 28, 2005 Judging by the pictures you posted last year with the sheepskin vest and that bandana you'll have no problem dressing in lederhozen. Achtung baby Quote
John Frieh Posted January 28, 2005 Posted January 28, 2005 Chicks dig buckskin. I'm surprised you turds haven't figured it out yet... Quote
foraker Posted January 28, 2005 Posted January 28, 2005 i can't believe no one's hacked that photo with their favorite Mounties yet.... Quote
Dave_Schuldt Posted January 28, 2005 Posted January 28, 2005 Go for it! Best Photo Shop job get a a six pack. I heard the Mounties are leading a trip down there this spring! Quote
catbirdseat Posted January 28, 2005 Posted January 28, 2005 Last time I got a look at the Matterhorn up close, I wasn't a climber. Considering they built that thing back in the 1950's or 60's, they did a pretty good job of it. One thing about California is that they really know their concrete. Quote
RuMR Posted January 28, 2005 Posted January 28, 2005 ....a d00d with a supposed big ego and a small droopy gets more than the rest of you turds!? does your gf ever get pissed about you and your locker-room talking on the internet about her? Funny thing, the last time i started ripping on you about this i got a pm from a mod telling me to back off of Pandora...but then you keep throwing the subject/her into the fire????? oh...and the offwidth climbing? I suck at them cuz they are just too plain far to walk to...and the gyms don't have any Quote
John Frieh Posted January 28, 2005 Posted January 28, 2005 She knows we are just funnin'... man you guys are uptight these days... And you guys have got to get something else to raz me about beside the GP... that shit is like 6 months fresh... Offwidths huh? Quote
RuMR Posted January 28, 2005 Posted January 28, 2005 I'm just saying that i suck at offwidths, but then again, so do you... Unless you are onsighting low 12 offwidths (i'm not), you suck at offwidths... Quote
RuMR Posted January 28, 2005 Posted January 28, 2005 oh...and don't whine to the mods about Pandora, if you're just "funnin'"! Quote
John Frieh Posted January 28, 2005 Posted January 28, 2005 oh...and don't whine to the mods about Pandora, if you're just "funnin'"! I have never complained... who ever it was that was prompted to contact you was under their own steam (unless Pandora asked them too). Perhaps you should ask the mod what prompted it… I would be curious to know. And with that said I think assuming Pandora has the same sense of humor/thickness of skin I do would be a stretch... Quote
RuMR Posted January 28, 2005 Posted January 28, 2005 ok...truth be told, i don't know who prompted the mod...i'll rescind my remarks... Quote
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