Chepe Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 IF YOU WANT TO BE IN THE KTK, IMITATE THESE GUYS. THEY MAY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY STARTED THE KTK AND DON'T CARE! http://www.cands.net/climbing.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 That website is insane. Whoever is responsible should be dosed with Thorazine immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Yeah and they climb on huge this stellar granite wall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr._Natural Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 I thought this was the funniest part:pasted Once up on Liberty Bell, (1986), working on a new route in the big roofs (by the Barber Pole (find my bolts yet?)), a big "rat" found me. He/it certainly thought it was the mother of mother stashes. We had pigged out on a lot of food for that turns into gas efficiently, plus my food was in with me. It attacked the lighter material around the door (no dummy) trying to gain instant access. I smacked it as hard as I could, sending it down the cliff. It, or its buddy, was back at it, just as I was dozing off. I smacked it again, but it was ready this time, almost as if it was expecting a blow, and it started getting more violent. Teeth,claws, more gnashing of teeth, horrible screaming... I thought I was going to be face to face with this 4+lb. thing in my 4.5 lb little tube (Black Webb). Finally I got turned around to give it a good solid kick.(Try that in a reg. hammock.) Hearing it fall down to the ledge below, I quickly reached out and grabed my wall hammer from my rack. Sure enough, it was back shortly, attacking me. I then hit it so hard from the inside with my hammer, I thought I was going to punch a hole in the fabric. This really provoked it, instead of killing it, scaring me even more. A couple more rapid blows sent it down the rock (I'm sure to die of internal bleeding). I got out, swearing never again to set up over a good ledge, to see why .D.J. didn't come to my rescue or at least be laughing at me like he was when he saw me climb into the "contraption". Dave was snoring away hanging/laying in his harness, on the ropes. I tried to wake him, but the whiskey was too much/strong. In the morning, looking at the hairs and blood on the outside of the door fabric, I told him about my sleepless night. He doubted me until he felt his thick beard and noted how clean it was. "Yup,yup, dirty bird" was all Daves response was. Many a Yuppie has met Dave in the mnts. and saw the sharp end of an ice axe/hammer raised/pointed at them, or, thought they saw a sasquatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Oh lookie, it's me, Dr. Fart Amoron; showing off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 SWEET ASS SWEET GRANITE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Greg W: SWEET ASS SWEET GRANITE!!! I bet there's some 5.10 dirt up there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: quote:Originally posted by Greg W: SWEET ASS SWEET GRANITE!!! I bet there's some 5.10 dirt up there Let the good times roll!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr._Natural Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 nerver mind i am a sick bastard [ 10-02-2002, 03:58 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Natural ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrible_ted Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Anyone have a harness made by these guys??? web page They do seem a bit on the excitable side... -t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: Oh lookie, it's my hero, that incomparably sexy genius, Dr. Flash Amazing; showing off. Oh, I could just faint from delight! *squeal* Thank you very much, Trask; that's quite flattering. However, that's Arnold Schwarzenegger there, and not DFA. [ 10-02-2002, 04:15 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daisy Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Dr Flash Amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 now now daisy, you might show your true colours if you don't watch it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 quote: Originally posted by daisy: Here's the last guy I slept with. He's H-O-T hot! Look at those tights! And that hair! Whatever you say, you little freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daisy Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Tight butts drive me nuts but that afro has got to go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What does Dr. Fart Amoron have? Palm Sunday. Dr. Flash and friends... [ 10-02-2002, 04:31 PM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Does it take you long to switch genders like that, Traskaisy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daisy Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Please don't confuse me with trask. He's a lowlife with a hardon. My boyfriend suits me just fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Uh huh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Muffy The Wanker Sprayer: now now daisy, you might show your true colours if you don't watch it Hey Muffjob, nice to have you around. We were tired of that old hound SK. New blood rules! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 fuck off you you old poop I have been reborn today, and I am all fresh and new and pretty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 That was harsh, you hound. Who are you anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 it's me silly, sk! I have changed my name (thus being reborn) to offer myself a new challenge... how long do you think it will take me to reach spray lord now? p.s. I was just teasing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Yeah, me too. I knew it was you. Who's that in the avatar picture? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 I wonder if Matt P has any gossip about these guys. They claim (and yes, I am a little skepical) to have put up a 3,900' 5.9 and did the entire FA Free solo in 5 hours?!! It's ironical that somehow, me and Matt P have the same number of posts despite registering within 10 days of each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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