carolyn Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 whoever left the extension ladder in the middle of the freeway this afternoon and all of the folks who DIDNT stop to help me after I hit it and lost control of my car,spinning 4-5 amongst the three lanes of traffic and stopping just before flipping over in the ditch. An extra special thanks to the state trooper who passed by mere seconds after the accident. Bless the "highway helper" who risked his life to run out in the middle of the road to grab the remaining pieces. And for his kindness toward me. I guess you might consider this a GOOD day seeing that I am not hurt and my car seems to be functioning the same as before! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Damn. I'm glad you and your car are ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Ditto what Kurt said. Say, that's pretty nice to be able to flip a car and still have it work the same as before. Do you drive a Humvee or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Yikes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carolyn Posted December 3, 2004 Author Share Posted December 3, 2004 Ditto what Kurt said. Say, that's pretty nice to be able to flip a car and still have it work the same as before. Do you drive a Humvee or something? Sorry, didnt mean to make it sound like it did flip. I spun all over the lanes 4-5times. The car stopped and turned itself off just a few feet before it reached the ditch. I dont see how it wouldnt have flipped at least once if it had reached the ditch. I was going the speed limit at the time I hit the ladder - 70mph. Wuz in the middle of changing lanes to pass an suv. After looking to see that the lane was clear I looked forward and it was too late. I have a beater...89 chevy cavalier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 I've almost hit an aluminum ladder on the freeway too so know what you mean. It was in the lane sort of to one side. It at least was parallel with the flow of traffic, so it had less of a profile to hit. I remember thinking that it would/will be bad news for whoever hit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 I got hit in the windshield by a flying chunk of truck tire last week. It's true what they say, highway driving IS more dangerous than climbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Fuck I was wondering what happened to that ladder. I thought I tied it down real tight in the bed of my truck. Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camilo Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Can we all make sarcastic thanks today? I would like to thank the guy at the rock gym last night whose sweaty balls I could smell from 10 feet away. You almost made me puke. Please wear absorbent underwear or a maxi pad or something. Farts and BO are infinitely better than smelling someone's sweaty nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Pray tell, how did you know it was his nut sack and nothing else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 apparantly he's smelled a few nut sacks before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Car accident to sweaty ballz in 10 posts, a new record! Where is Iain with some Googled images to add class to the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 This thread couldn't get any classier Dru Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoboy Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Jeez, carolyn, I think some goodd stuff must be just waiting around a corner for you ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Well, and I saw the thread title and thought "Ahh, that Carolyn, she's such a sunny individual" before I clicked on it. But bummer about the highway jive, glad you and the vehicle are okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 So many people are absolutely clueless about securing their loads. I never rely on a single strap or cord for anything. But that is what the majority of people do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camilo Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 apparantly he's smelled a few nut sacks before. I've only smelled mine, and that's how I wanted things. This man took something from me last night, and I'll never be the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTop_of_Poo Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 I have a beater...89 chevy cavalier. Not sure about the vehicle, but glad you're ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 apparantly he's smelled a few nut sacks before. I've only smelled mine, and that's how I wanted things. This man took something from me last night, and I'll never be the same. hmmmm...the fact that you've smelled your own is a little disconcerting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 So many people are absolutely clueless about securing their loads. I never rely on a single strap or cord for anything. But that is what the majority of people do. So nice of you to mention "securing your load" in a thread about nutsacks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChestBeater Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Dru, admit it, the mention of "straps" got you a little riled up didn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 You think his nutsack is a strap-on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figger_Eight Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Yeah. Bungie cords should be outlawed. Tie your shit down with real ropes. And wash your nuts while you're at it. And remember...the ladies aren't exempt from smelly crotch syndrome either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Ropes burn. I prefer the feel of satin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Hellfires burn. I prefer the feel of Satan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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