layton Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 This expedition is wicked brave. here's the lowdown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Hello sir, I would like to be considered as a team member for the Olympus expedition. My qualifications inlcude having once eaten (and enjoyed) a package of astronaut ice cream and having only a mild fear of enclosed spaces. Oh, and I've climbed some stuff too. Please advise me on the training regimen I should begin for this trip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Goran Kropp style human powered rocket! Oxygen is aid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 It's one hell of an approach, but at least there isn't any Devil's Club to worry about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 I see you're planning a summit bivy . I've been pouring over NASA photos of this bad boy, and I think it go free in a single day with a sit start via Layton's Couloir (aka the Layton avalanche trap). I'd like to nominate my first born for this expedition, as I'll likely be too tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 I just don't feel that it is that hard to make an 21.23k summit attempt with a team of a few good climbers. I mean sure it can take a year of planning and get pretty involved but it doesn't have to be! I have never done an 21230 meter peak, have you? Going on other escapades around the world, I have learned a lot of times it is easier than what it is made out to be. Anyone agree? -007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Have you seen my Cascade Jewels? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted November 29, 2004 Author Share Posted November 29, 2004 Having eaten astronaut ice cream will for sure get you on the team. Training regimin: stare at the wall for endless hours...go insane...kill crew on ship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 One of my other talents is that I can do a great impression of "HAL" from the 2001 movie. I figure that would come in handy for idling away the 50 year-long approach flight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 One of my other talents is that I can do a great impression of "HAL" from the 2001 movie. I figure that would come in handy for idling away the 50 year-long approach flight. "I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 I can probably get sponsorship from Mars Bars. All you Snickers eaters will have to quit and switch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 One of my other talents is that I can do a great impression of "HAL" from the 2001 movie. I figure that would come in handy for idling away the 50 year-long approach flight. NASA can get us there in 2 years. Burt Rutan will design the expedition vehicle. i know it will be human powered but 50 years? C'mon dude we can do it in 4 or 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Post deleted by jon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Because of Einstein's theories the three independent timers recorded three separate and mutuially contradictory times though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 I am still trying to get up the earth-bound Olympus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 I am still trying to get up the earth-bound Olympus. With Zeus standing on top hurling thunderbolts, it's no wonder you haven't made it to the top of Olympus. There is a word for mortals like you- hubris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 The gravity on Mars is 30% of Earth. Hold my beer and watch me stick this 5 meter dyno! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Catbirdstaid gets the "Dennis Miller Obscure Reference Post of the Week" Award. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Hey, you euripedes, I ripados. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 euripedes pants, you menda dees pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 What kind of gear to bring for the cliff band? I have some sky hooks to donate if the air is thick enough Also, still have some moon boots from the 70's if they are useful. Additional note: You may wishto bring heavy duty packs as the martian snaffles are particularly wiley Safe travels! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 WTF are those, furry trilobites? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 WTF are those, furry trilobites? No, they are dermatophytes. That is a photomicrograph of an climber/astronaut's nether regions after six months without a bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Don't be silly you fool. DermatoPHAGES (not "phytes") are not furry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 I want to know what comes out of that tube on the front of those things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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