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My former girlfriend's mother once told me this joke:

 

There are three guys sitting a bar: a Texan, a Californian and an Oregonian.

 

The Texan orders a beer, drinks it, throw the glass up in the air, shoots the glass and says, "In Texas we have a lot of beer".

 

The Californian orders a glass wine, drink the wine, throws the glass up in the air, shoots it and says in, "In California we have a lot of wine".

 

The Oregonian orders a Strawberry smoothie, drinks the smoothie, throws the glass up in the air, shots the Californian then says, "In Oregon we got a lot of Californians".

 

(btw, I'm from California myself)

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Your selling sexism, your selling racism

your selling anything you get your fucking hands on

An understanding, you got a plan in a presentation to advertisers who demand it

 

When you planned that your antennas were pointed in the right direction

You make a deal in any situation

So with no evacuation

Let California fall into the fucking ocean

 

oh they'll talk to ya

oh your the town man

high profile hollywood scumbag

Its a done deal, singned and sealed

deal makers making it all happen

 

When you planned that, your antennas were pointed in the right direction

You make a deal in any situation

So with no evacuation

Let California fall into the fucking ocean

 

LET CALIFORNIA FALL INTO THE FUCKING OCEAN!

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Absolutely normal, I mean c'mon guys have you never heard of the November ice layer??? It's like a standard feature of the snowpack in these parts! It'll be here soon enough!

 

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It's coming, the warmth and the sun!!! the_finger.gifwazzup.gif Can't let those teaser storms fool us. It's the hot Septembers and Octobers that are followed by the epic winters. cool.gifshocked.gifthumbs_up.gif Patience will have it's rewards. thumbs_up.gif

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