scott_harpell Posted October 21, 2004 Posted October 21, 2004 what side are you with? Brando in the Waterfront Quote
Gidget Posted October 21, 2004 Posted October 21, 2004 Specticles, testicles, wallet and watch. Nuns on the Run Quote
slothrop Posted October 21, 2004 Posted October 21, 2004 Otto : You know your problem? You don't like winners. Archie : Winners? Otto : Yeah. Winners. Archie : Winners, like North Vietnam? Otto : Shut up. We didn't lose Vietnam. It was a tie. Archie : [going into a cowboy-like drawl] I'm tellin' ya baby, they kicked your little ass there. Boy, they whooped yer hide REAL GOOD. Wanda : The central message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself". Quote
Bogen Posted October 21, 2004 Posted October 21, 2004 "Seems like some muthafucka's always tryin to ice skate up hill" Its like a mantra that gets stuck in my head far too often... Quote
Braumeister Posted October 21, 2004 Posted October 21, 2004 "That's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered, rodent you've ever set eyes on!" "Your mother was a hamster and your father reeks of elderberry, now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!" I can't believe no one else mentioned lines from a Python movie! Kudos for the reference to the Big Lebowski--one of my all-time faves ("No, Donnie, these men aren't Nihilists, they're cowards.") Quote
Gidget Posted October 21, 2004 Posted October 21, 2004 Big sharp pointy teeth cheers Braumeister Quote
Ireneo_Funes Posted October 21, 2004 Posted October 21, 2004 "But here's my advice to the rest of you: take dead aim on the rich boys. Get the in the crosshairs, and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything, but they can't buy backbone." and "What do you call getting a handjob from Mrs. Calloway in the back of her Jaguar?" Name the movie! Quote
Jason_Martin Posted October 21, 2004 Posted October 21, 2004 The following is in a dorky nasal voice: "Yep, there's a buttload of street gangs at this school. They all want me to join. I'm pretty good with a bowstaff." Jason Quote
Ireneo_Funes Posted October 21, 2004 Posted October 21, 2004 (edited) Bingo. Too easy! How about this one: "8-track stereo, color TV in every room, and you get to snort half a piece of dope every day. That's the American Dream *. Ain't it? Well ain't it?" edited for complete quote including offensive racial epithet Edited October 21, 2004 by Ireneo_Funes Quote
Thrill Posted October 21, 2004 Posted October 21, 2004 Nine time out of ten, it's an electric razor. But, every once in a while ... (whispers) ...it's a dildo. It's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We use the indefinite aricle: "A dildo." Never "Your dildo." Quote
Alan Posted October 21, 2004 Posted October 21, 2004 (edited) How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss? Usual Suspects Wake up. Time to die. Bladerunner Can you name the movie my signature is from? Edited October 21, 2004 by Alan Quote
scott_harpell Posted October 21, 2004 Posted October 21, 2004 (edited) Bingo. Too easy! How about this one: "8-track stereo, color TV in every room, and you get to snort half a piece of dope every day. That's the American Dream *. Ain't it? Well ain't it?" edited for complete quote including offensive racial epithet superfly you don't want to play this game with me... Edited October 21, 2004 by scott_harpell Quote
scott_harpell Posted October 21, 2004 Posted October 21, 2004 but the gimp's sleeping...pulp fiction Quote
scott_harpell Posted October 21, 2004 Posted October 21, 2004 Can you name the movie my signature is from? *stumped* Quote
cj001f Posted October 21, 2004 Posted October 21, 2004 The Good the Bad and The Ugly ( the CC.com story?) Quote
Ireneo_Funes Posted October 21, 2004 Posted October 21, 2004 Can you name the movie my signature is from? The Good, The Bad & The Ugly? Or another one of those Sergio Leone westerns... I can't remember who says it though. Quote
slothrop Posted October 21, 2004 Posted October 21, 2004 From Boogie Nights (too bad PT Anderson is a prick and won't let the script circulate online...): That is a giant cock. - Amber Waves in perfect deadpan See this system here? This is Hi-Fi... high fidelity. What that means is that it's the highest quality fidelity... - Buck You've got the touch / You've got the power - Dirk, singing I'm just gonna keep on rockin' and rollin'. - Dirk's acceptance speech Quote
Dru Posted October 21, 2004 Posted October 21, 2004 [VINCENT] You want some bacon? [JULES] No, man, I don't eat pork. [VINCENT] Are you Jewish ? [JULES] No, I ain't Jewish, i just don't dig on swine, that's all. [VINCENT] Why not? [JULES] Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. [VINCENT] But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good... [JULES] Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, But I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers. Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal. I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces. [VINCENT] How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces [JULES] I don't eat dog either [VINCENT] Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? [JULES] I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it's definately dirty. But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way. [VINCENT] So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filty animal. Is that true? [JULES] We' have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'? Quote
Camilo Posted October 21, 2004 Posted October 21, 2004 "Do you actually believe the crap that comes out of your mouth?" -National Security Quote
iain Posted October 21, 2004 Posted October 21, 2004 Bleahghgraarhar! Alien (or Aliens, I forget which) Ack Ack! Ack! Mars Attacks Quote
Doug Posted October 21, 2004 Posted October 21, 2004 [quote I can't believe no one else mentioned lines from a Python movie! "Well, you know your father was a Roman" "Wnat, Mother, you were raped by a Roman?" "At first, yes." ********************************************************** "Bring out your Dead" Quote
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