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Favorite movie lines

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Otto : You know your problem? You don't like winners.

Archie : Winners?

Otto : Yeah. Winners.

Archie : Winners, like North Vietnam?

Otto : Shut up. We didn't lose Vietnam. It was a tie.

Archie : [going into a cowboy-like drawl] I'm tellin' ya baby, they kicked your little ass there. Boy, they whooped yer hide REAL GOOD.

 

 

Wanda : The central message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself".

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"Seems like some muthafucka's always tryin to ice skate up hill"

 

Its like a mantra that gets stuck in my head far too often...

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"That's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered, rodent you've ever set eyes on!"

 

"Your mother was a hamster and your father reeks of elderberry, now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"

 

I can't believe no one else mentioned lines from a Python movie!

 

Kudos for the reference to the Big Lebowski--one of my all-time faves ("No, Donnie, these men aren't Nihilists, they're cowards.")

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"But here's my advice to the rest of you: take dead aim on the rich boys. Get the in the crosshairs, and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything, but they can't buy backbone."

 

and

 

"What do you call getting a handjob from Mrs. Calloway in the back of her Jaguar?"

 

Name the movie!

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The following is in a dorky nasal voice:

 

"Yep, there's a buttload of street gangs at this school. They all want me to join. I'm pretty good with a bowstaff."

 

Jason

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Bingo. Too easy!

 

How about this one: "8-track stereo, color TV in every room, and you get to snort half a piece of dope every day. That's the American Dream *. Ain't it? Well ain't it?"

 

edited for complete quote including offensive racial epithet

Edited by Ireneo_Funes

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Nine time out of ten, it's an

electric razor. But, every once in a while ...

(whispers)

...it's a dildo. It's airline policy

not to imply ownership in the event

of a dildo. We use the indefinite

aricle: "A dildo." Never "Your

dildo."

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How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?

Usual Suspects

 

Wake up. Time to die.

Bladerunner

 

Can you name the movie my signature is from?

Edited by Alan

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Bingo. Too easy!

 

How about this one: "8-track stereo, color TV in every room, and you get to snort half a piece of dope every day. That's the American Dream *. Ain't it? Well ain't it?"

 

edited for complete quote including offensive racial epithet

 

superfly

 

you don't want to play this game with me... yellaf.gif

Edited by scott_harpell

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Can you name the movie my signature is from?

 

The Good, The Bad & The Ugly?

 

Or another one of those Sergio Leone westerns... I can't remember who says it though.

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From Boogie Nights (too bad PT Anderson is a prick and won't let the script circulate online...):

 

That is a giant cock. - Amber Waves in perfect deadpan

 

See this system here? This is Hi-Fi... high fidelity. What that means is that it's the highest quality fidelity... - Buck

 

You've got the touch / You've got the power - Dirk, singing

 

I'm just gonna keep on rockin' and rollin'. - Dirk's acceptance speech

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[VINCENT]

You want some bacon?

 

[JULES]

No, man, I don't eat pork.

 

[VINCENT]

Are you Jewish ?

 

[JULES]

No, I ain't Jewish, i just don't dig on swine, that's all.

 

[VINCENT]

Why not?

 

[JULES]

Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

 

[VINCENT]

But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good...

 

[JULES]

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie,

But I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers.

Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal.

I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

 

[VINCENT]

How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces

 

[JULES]

I don't eat dog either

 

[VINCENT]

Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

 

[JULES]

I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it's definately dirty.

But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way.

 

[VINCENT]

So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filty animal. Is that true?

 

[JULES]

We' have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig.

I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

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Bleahghgraarhar!

Alien (or Aliens, I forget which)

 

 

Ack Ack! Ack!

Mars Attacks

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[quote

I can't believe no one else mentioned lines from a Python movie!

 

"Well, you know your father was a Roman"

 

"Wnat, Mother, you were raped by a Roman?"

 

"At first, yes."

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"Bring out your Dead"

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