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"I've Got An Ape Drape"

The Vandals

 

 

Make it like that famous country singer

Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer

Clean me up but let me keep my edge,

In the day i like to keep it dignified

But at night you know I got another side

And I don't give a damn,

Cause I am what I am

Even if it's really really bad.

 

I've got an Ape Drape,

Yes I do

They're givin' them to anyone,

And that means you

You can drive to Riverside and get one too

Then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do.

 

Go ahead and buzz 'round the ears

I've been growing that one braid back there for years

I've had it since the first time I saw Queensryche

The front may conform to society

But the back says I have personality

Even if it's really really,

Even if it's really really bad.

 

I've got an Ape Drape,

Yes I do

They're givin' them to anyone,

And that means you

You can drive to Riverside and get one too

Then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do.

 

Make it short in the front and long in the back!

If the top's not short enough that it stands up

I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy Club

But don't you lay a finger on my pony tail

Now fix my kid up so he looks like me,

And then matching crazy pants are all we need

Some may call it child abuse

I just call it bonding with your Dad.

 

Norce Neck Warmer......Norco

Hockey Hair.......Canada

Mullet.......Hoboken

Forbidden Hair......Europe

Shom......Florida

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Hell ya, I'm growing mine now. The rest of you guys are gonna look like idiots! rockband.gif

 

That makes me yellaf.gif

 

But the pictures make me want to cry.gif

 

I feel your pain. But I'm hot in Europe right now!

 

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