gapertimmy Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 bend horsecock circle jerk rope up sat 9/7/02 in the PM doesn't that sound like fun? in an effort to differntiate ourselves (i guess myself) from the traditional pub club tag, I've decided to adopt the title of HCCJ for pub club type gatherings in Bend. anyhow, sounds like some of the 'valley' folks are gonna be in town the weekend after labor day, and wanted to put the werd out to the rest of ya silly suckas that we'll be munchin on the finest HC safeway has to offer, perhaps on triscuits with cheese to boot, and drinking boone's strawberry hill. toss in the tub of love (aint' that right chaser) and you got yerself the HCCJ. an added bonus, this particular weekend only.... the little bitch sierra should be in heat this particular weekend, so all guest will be treated to live puppy porno shows every 1/2 hour or so. chinook should be in fine form. lemme know what you think, or if your going to be in the high desert for some fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazy_1 Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 trask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 quote: Originally posted by krazy 1: trask? Cute Here's a beer toast for you krazy1...of course, the real measure of a good beer is it's PRF... Panty Removal Factor... as in how long does it take from first sip to peeling off the cotton? Now bend over and assume the position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted August 26, 2002 Share Posted August 26, 2002 Tim is real, Trask is a figment of our collective imaginations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketchfest Posted August 26, 2002 Share Posted August 26, 2002 Timmy, sounds great. There is a few of us coming down from P-town and some more coming out of the valley, should be a good time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b-rock Posted August 26, 2002 Share Posted August 26, 2002 Horsecock! I'm in Tim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkrueger Posted August 26, 2002 Share Posted August 26, 2002 With a name like that, how can I pass it up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketchfest Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 I need a little clarification. 1)What is the best store in the Bend / Redmond area that a person could purchase some premium HC, good for BBQ-ing? 2)Is there potential for a HC/JC backyard, frontlawn bivy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryland_moore Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 Sketch, You must have proper knowledge of the terms you are using. BBQ-ing and grilling out are two different things. BBQ-ing is what southerners do usually by pulling the meat (pork or beef) from the bone and slow cooking it for a day. Grilling is what you throw on the grill when you have guests over and marinades can be anything, while IMHO, the best BBQ marinade is vinegar based. Also, for some real HC near Bend, on your way to Smith, before you get to the parking lot, there used to be a sign that said Buffalo Meat , or something close. I've bought Buffalo Summer sausage from the guy and it is awesome. Plus it is huge! Kinda like Trask's Ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketchfest Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 Aaahhh, thanks for the insight on the grillin vs 'Q-ing terminology. The buffalo guy say's he's always sold out, then he walks off mumbling something about a guy and his porn-dogs. WTF is that all about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 quote: Originally posted by ryland moore: Also, for some real HC near Bend, on your way to Smith, before you get to the parking lot, there used to be a sign that said Buffalo Meat , or something close. I've bought Buffalo Summer sausage from the guy and it is awesome. Plus it is huge! Kinda like Trask's Ass! Drove by there on Monday sign says sold out. NO BUFFALO COCK FOR YOU!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 that smith rock buffalo meat has been sold out since the beginning of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryland_moore Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 SOunds like a weirdo. Damn, no wonder I always felt funny after eating that Buffalo Cock! Probably not Buffalo at all. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/1651543.stm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryland_moore Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 I bought some Spring of last year. The guy wasn't there but his old mother was, and his freezer was full of it in the garage. She said that someone came in and stole all of it the year before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted August 29, 2002 Author Share Posted August 29, 2002 quote: Originally posted by ryland moore: I bought some Spring of last year. The guy wasn't there but his old mother was, and his freezer was full of it in the garage. She said that someone came in and stole all of it the year before. stolen HC, how sad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 hey, are girls welcome at this bru hahaha?????? I'm looking for a sitter and someone to climb with... why be stuck at home if I don't have to be sk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 I have no sitter!!!! so I have to stay home. I am so bummed to miss, but at least I have internet access again I hope all of you who can go have a great time!!!! sk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted September 5, 2002 Author Share Posted September 5, 2002 sk, yer one of the boyz. of course all females are welcome to the CJ. so.... so far its jk, brock, sketchfest, and sk? who else is in for some HC? weather here in the high desert is prime, upper 60's low 70's and sunny. -CHUBBER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketchfest Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 I hear tell that there could be some other P-towners coming. Possibly, Funguy and Shredmaximus along with a local who's not internet accesable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted September 5, 2002 Author Share Posted September 5, 2002 word, sounds like a motley crue to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketchfest Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 No!, this is a Motley crew! [ 09-04-2002, 12:42 PM: Message edited by: sketchfest ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cletus Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 SO I met Gapertimmy today. In the flesh, no kidding. He actually exists! There is life outside my cube after all - you're not all just a figment of my imagination. (You're all a figment of his? No wait, you're all a figment of this Trask fellow's imagination. Or maybe its the other way around? Bugger, I'm so confused. ) Anyway, he said something about free Horsesomething or another, and free is key, right? So I figure, why not put in an appearance? I mean what could possibly be odd about meeting up with a bunch of random people from the net and having a big circle jer...oh...uh...heh heh. Just kidding of course. By the way, y'all do need some new smilies, since you seem so fond of them. Here's a pretty good source... The Ultimately Pointless Website See ya round, perhaps... Cletus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted September 6, 2002 Author Share Posted September 6, 2002 CLETUS in da houze. Bend is now represented finely, yet another person has experienced my wankage elvis leg live, in the flesh. So, sounds like we are meeting up tomorrow am at smith, and later in the evening (7ish or so) at the puppy porno palace in bend TIMMAY's HOUSE basic directions go south on 97 hop on the PARKWAY, not the business loop take the REED MARKET ROAD exit Left at the offramp light heading East on Reed Mkt go str8 till you hit 15th, then take a left NORTH keep truckin down till you hit Virginia, take R my hooose is about 2 blocks down on the right right next door to this big styrofoam castle Look for a large horse cock hanging above the door. Bring Libations, and your best CJ face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketchfest Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Ssssaaaaawweeett!! Can't wait, I got the count down going. T-minus 3 hours before I'm on the road. Looking forward to a good ol' fasioned CJ. I think I'll be listening to a little Metalica. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkrueger Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 Yes, it's true; seven cc.com folk (plus one more) descended upon Smith Rock for the weekend and in essence became the clusterfuck we so often ridicule and despise (oh, the irony!). My thanks go out to Grand Master Timm@y & Becky for rolling out the red carpet (as usual), and to everyone who showed up to share their ropes, catch my falls, and offer their encouragement. Let it be known that shredmaximus always carries a full set of nuts, sketchfest is definitely belay certified, and the bathroom "reading" materials at the palace are second to none! And who was that Austrian Fred Beckey guy? He rapped down from the heavens in my moment of desperation to shout out heavily accented route beta and offer his support; like magic, he gave me the extra mojo I needed to pull something that I would otherwise have backed off of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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