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What a bunch of pathetic assholes. Change the name of this thread to 'men's mouths were designed to exude copious amounts of meaningless bullshit and their miniscule brains were designed by GOD (who we ALL know is a WOMAN) to try and sort through that bullshit in hopes of finding a reason for their sorry existence. The problem is, GOD was trying to design a vaccuum CLEANER but instead, created a vaccuum, which exhibits itself on the board in the forum and in particular, this THREAD! Most women are NOT mechanically inclined.

 

Yes, I KNOW that was a run on sentence.

 

Oh yeah, you think so huh! Well, um, uh, yeah, speaking of vaccuums, YOU SUCK!

 

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Yeah, but based on the feet, would they be kosher for the Jews to eat? Mebee that's what happened to the dinos - the Jews ate them all while out wandering in the desert.

 

'Lo, and the bronto was divided up among the 12 tribes, each according to his portion, and it was good.'

 

You are not clever. And you don't know from kosher.

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What a bunch of pathetic assholes. Change the name of this thread to 'men's mouths were designed to exude copious amounts of meaningless bullshit and their miniscule brains were designed by GOD (who we ALL know is a WOMAN) to try and sort through that bullshit in hopes of finding a reason for their sorry existence. The problem is, GOD was trying to design a vaccuum CLEANER but instead, created a vaccuum, which exhibits itself on the board in the forum and in particular, this THREAD! Most women are NOT mechanically inclined.

 

Yes, I KNOW that was a run on sentence.

 

Man, you are a bitter shrew. hellno3d.gif Learn to cook, maybe you'll attract more men.

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hehehe, maybe. I stand by what I say: Learn to cook. Chics that know how to cook in Seattle are rare. I can only speak for myself, but I love a woman who can (and likes to) cook.

 

again what the heck does cooking have to do with anything she said? sheeit. it doesn't sound like she's got a problem landing a man.

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As an interesting note, when I was in grad school, most of the guys knew how to cook pretty well. Very few of the girls did. I knew one group of guys who had a 'no girls in the kitchen' rule. It wasn't out of chivalry, it was the result of one too many kitchen disasters and near disasters. Anyway, it was an interesting social phenomenon not necessarily applicable everywhere.

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what does a degree and cooking have to do with one another?

 

Unless your degree is from Culinary arts school wink.gif

 

When I was in high school the forced us to take a class called "Home Ec" where boys and girls ALL learned to cook. Hmm... Of course to graduate we all had to take Business education as well, and learn how to type 70 wpm AND do our taxes :P Hmmm... Equality of the sexes :P

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"I know, I know: You could never be a "surrendered wife." Just saying the words makes you feel like flossing. But that's exactly what Laura Doyle thought before she discovered the ecstasy of marital surrender. "When I stopped trying to control the way John did everything and started trusting him implicitly," she confides, "I began to have the marriage I've always dreamed of. When I stopped criticizing his ideas and taking over every situation as if he couldn't handle it, something magical happened. The man who wooed me was back."

 

i think laura doyle was a controlling wench to begin with. she didn't need to surrender she just needed to quit being a controlling bitch.

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what does a degree and cooking have to do with one another?

 

Unless your degree is from Culinary arts school wink.gif

 

When I was in high school the forced us to take a class called "Home Ec" where boys and girls ALL learned to cook. Hmm... Of course to graduate we all had to take Business education as well, and learn how to type 70 wpm AND do our taxes :P Hmmm... Equality of the sexes :P

 

What!? Cooking is so like wetlab science. All of my protocols are recipes.

 

Aren't you some kind of nurse/doctor? You don't find yourself sometimes thinking fillet fillet chop chop garnish... hahaha.gif

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"I know, I know: You could never be a "surrendered wife." Just saying the words makes you feel like flossing. But that's exactly what Laura Doyle thought before she discovered the ecstasy of marital surrender. "When I stopped trying to control the way John did everything and started trusting him implicitly," she confides, "I began to have the marriage I've always dreamed of. When I stopped criticizing his ideas and taking over every situation as if he couldn't handle it, something magical happened. The man who wooed me was back."

 

i think laura doyle was a controlling wench to begin with. she didn't need to surrender she just needed to quit being a controlling bitch.

 

I'm glad you have clarity around why I want to give you this gift. shocked.giftongue.gif

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what does a degree and cooking have to do with one another?

 

Nothing, but you gots to eats right?

 

My wife don't cook, and I'm cool with doin the cookin as long as she puts out offten enough....

 

I like to cook, don't get me wrong. Actually, my girlfriend and I enjoy cooking together. But, on the occasions that she does all the cooking I just love it.

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I like it when women cook and clean too, but I was raised in a traditional house-hold... Thats not how I live now, but its nice...

 

Shit, the wife's girl friend comes over and cooks for me, thats fantastic... Now all I have to do is figure out a way to get them into bed together....HMMMMMM....

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