RuMR Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 What a bunch of pathetic assholes. Change the name of this thread to 'men's mouths were designed to exude copious amounts of meaningless bullshit and their miniscule brains were designed by GOD (who we ALL know is a WOMAN) to try and sort through that bullshit in hopes of finding a reason for their sorry existence. The problem is, GOD was trying to design a vaccuum CLEANER but instead, created a vaccuum, which exhibits itself on the board in the forum and in particular, this THREAD! Most women are NOT mechanically inclined. Yes, I KNOW that was a run on sentence. Oh yeah, you think so huh! Well, um, uh, yeah, speaking of vaccuums, YOU SUCK! Bwah! haha ahha! - s u c k m n k e y Now that's funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 Women were designed to wear these: http://www.cafeshops.com/babyjesushead.12089894 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 BWAHAHAHHAHA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MervGriffin Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 Yeah, but based on the feet, would they be kosher for the Jews to eat? Mebee that's what happened to the dinos - the Jews ate them all while out wandering in the desert. 'Lo, and the bronto was divided up among the 12 tribes, each according to his portion, and it was good.' You are not clever. And you don't know from kosher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowByrd Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 Oh yeah, you think so huh! Well, um, uh, yeah, speaking of vaccuums, YOU SUCK! Bwah! haha ahha! - s u c k m n k e y yeah...I do....but apparently, not as well as you do! did you learn that in prison? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 What a bunch of pathetic assholes. Change the name of this thread to 'men's mouths were designed to exude copious amounts of meaningless bullshit and their miniscule brains were designed by GOD (who we ALL know is a WOMAN) to try and sort through that bullshit in hopes of finding a reason for their sorry existence. The problem is, GOD was trying to design a vaccuum CLEANER but instead, created a vaccuum, which exhibits itself on the board in the forum and in particular, this THREAD! Most women are NOT mechanically inclined. Yes, I KNOW that was a run on sentence. Man, you are a bitter shrew. Learn to cook, maybe you'll attract more men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icegirl Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 uh oh, Greg has found yet another woman to call nasty names... Now now greg, I think she got you, HOOK, LINE and SINKER! FISH ONNNNNNN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 hehehe, maybe. I stand by what I say: Learn to cook. Chics that know how to cook in Seattle are rare. I can only speak for myself, but I love a woman who can (and likes to) cook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 hehehe, maybe. I stand by what I say: Learn to cook. Chics that know how to cook in Seattle are rare. I can only speak for myself, but I love a woman who can (and likes to) cook. again what the heck does cooking have to do with anything she said? sheeit. it doesn't sound like she's got a problem landing a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashw_justin Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 I like to cook. Well shit, that would explain those strange pains that come and go all of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 As an interesting note, when I was in grad school, most of the guys knew how to cook pretty well. Very few of the girls did. I knew one group of guys who had a 'no girls in the kitchen' rule. It wasn't out of chivalry, it was the result of one too many kitchen disasters and near disasters. Anyway, it was an interesting social phenomenon not necessarily applicable everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 I don't give a shit what she said; she's obviously delusional anyway. I'm saying: Learn to cook, dammit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashw_justin Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 Yeah, it comes pretty easy with a chemistry background. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 I don't give a shit what she said; yeah...that about says it all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icegirl Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 what does a degree and cooking have to do with one another? Unless your degree is from Culinary arts school When I was in high school the forced us to take a class called "Home Ec" where boys and girls ALL learned to cook. Hmm... Of course to graduate we all had to take Business education as well, and learn how to type 70 wpm AND do our taxes Hmmm... Equality of the sexes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 Well, I've found your Christmas present: Merry Christmas!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 "I know, I know: You could never be a "surrendered wife." Just saying the words makes you feel like flossing. But that's exactly what Laura Doyle thought before she discovered the ecstasy of marital surrender. "When I stopped trying to control the way John did everything and started trusting him implicitly," she confides, "I began to have the marriage I've always dreamed of. When I stopped criticizing his ideas and taking over every situation as if he couldn't handle it, something magical happened. The man who wooed me was back." i think laura doyle was a controlling wench to begin with. she didn't need to surrender she just needed to quit being a controlling bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashw_justin Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 what does a degree and cooking have to do with one another? Unless your degree is from Culinary arts school When I was in high school the forced us to take a class called "Home Ec" where boys and girls ALL learned to cook. Hmm... Of course to graduate we all had to take Business education as well, and learn how to type 70 wpm AND do our taxes Hmmm... Equality of the sexes What!? Cooking is so like wetlab science. All of my protocols are recipes. Aren't you some kind of nurse/doctor? You don't find yourself sometimes thinking fillet fillet chop chop garnish... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashw_justin Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 (edited) double post Edited August 5, 2004 by ashw_justin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 what does a degree and cooking have to do with one another? Nothing, but you gots to eats right? My wife don't cook, and I'm cool with doin the cookin as long as she puts out offten enough.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 "I know, I know: You could never be a "surrendered wife." Just saying the words makes you feel like flossing. But that's exactly what Laura Doyle thought before she discovered the ecstasy of marital surrender. "When I stopped trying to control the way John did everything and started trusting him implicitly," she confides, "I began to have the marriage I've always dreamed of. When I stopped criticizing his ideas and taking over every situation as if he couldn't handle it, something magical happened. The man who wooed me was back." i think laura doyle was a controlling wench to begin with. she didn't need to surrender she just needed to quit being a controlling bitch. I'm glad you have clarity around why I want to give you this gift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 what does a degree and cooking have to do with one another? Nothing, but you gots to eats right? My wife don't cook, and I'm cool with doin the cookin as long as she puts out offten enough.... I like to cook, don't get me wrong. Actually, my girlfriend and I enjoy cooking together. But, on the occasions that she does all the cooking I just love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 My wife is an awful cook. I hate doing the laundry. I do all the cooking and she does all the laundry. Seems like a fair deal to me, and I love to cook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 I like it when women cook and clean too, but I was raised in a traditional house-hold... Thats not how I live now, but its nice... Shit, the wife's girl friend comes over and cooks for me, thats fantastic... Now all I have to do is figure out a way to get them into bed together....HMMMMMM.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 I like to cook, too. Does that make me female, or gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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