assmonkey Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com//entnews/wwn/20040413/108186840004.html Tuesday April 13, 2004 A woman who yearned to have a bottom as luscious and rounded as the rear end of pop star Jennifer Lopez has found her dreams blasted to smithereens -- after her butt implants exploded! Candy Jones- Davies, 22, vows to sue the hospital where surgeons allegedly pumped the implants so full of curve-creating air, they both blew sky-high -- right on the operating table. And she says a surgical nurse has agreed to testify in her attempt to collect $17.5 million for medical expenses, lost future wages and emotional pain and suffering. "She told me they had just put in the implants, when one of the surgeons -- she's not sure which one, but she knows what he said -- started saying, 'Well, if she wants J.Lo's butt, let's give it to her.' And they pumped more air into the implants. Then another one said, 'Come on, that's nothing, let's go for it.' And they just kept pushing the limit until it all just exploded." Jones-Davies, a receptionist from Pretoria, South Africa, says that before the butt blast, she was on the verge of signing a modeling contract with the talent agency where she works. "They told me if I got butt implants to look like J.Lo, I could be one of their top girls," she says. Instead, Jones-Davies not only suffered second- and third-degree burns to both cheeks, but because of tissue loss her behind is even smaller and flatter than before the surgery. "I'm flat as a board," says Jones-Davies. "No one's going to sign a fashion model who looks like an 80-year-old man from the back. "I'm lucky to have a job at all -- I can't sit for more than 20 minutes at a time before my backside gets numb and I get stabbing pains down my legs. I'm just lucky they let me take a lot of breaks at work, or this ugly can would be getting me canned." A hospital spokeswoman says Davies-Jones' doctors were using a new inflatable implant that adjusts to a custom-fitted size. She says the hospital may file a defective- product complaint against the manufacturer. She adds that Jones-Davies "must also bear some responsibility" for the fanny fiasco. "She told our doctors at the initial consultation that she wanted to 'out-J.Lo J.Lo' -- her exact words, I'm told," says the spokeswoman. "And with all due respect, she had a long way to go to even begin to have the firm, well-rounded proportions of Miss Lopez. If our doctors failed, it was in trying too hard to serve their patient. "And," she adds, "our surgeons' quick response actually minimized the damage to Miss Jones-Davies, who would have no bottom at all if not for their knowledge and skill." Davies-Jones angrily rejects that claim. "I might have said something like that, but they are doctors, and they should know how far to go before it gets dangerous," she says. "And I didn't think they'd pump me up so much I'd pop like a balloon at a kid's birthday party." - a s s m n k e y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 There are such thing as butt implants??????? Why didn't she do what Bronco did and do lots and lots of deadlifts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 There are such thing as butt implants??????? Why didn't she do what Bronco did and do lots and lots of deadlifts. Seems to work pretty good so far. Here's my latest results (note the massive amount of weight I'm moving here). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo_Montalban Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 cost of vanity: 2 butt cheeks benefit of vanity: $17.5 million lawsuit WTF!? you're kinda cute, bronco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 That "woman" scares me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukiebird Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 I don't date chicks with bigger wangs than me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukiebird Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Sorry Bronco, it's nothin personal, you're just not the girl for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icegirl Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 yes, there are such a thing as butt implants (and calf, cheek, chin, you name it, we've got it) . Very popular in the west hollywood circles. The story sounds quite suspect though. Another good one is the Brazillian Butt Lift, which is a real proceedure, the likes of which virtually unknown in this country before "Extreme Makeover" hit the airwaves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double_E Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 (and that's, uh, BEFORE i even opened this thread to see what it was all about....) sheesh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 (edited) yes, there are such a thing as butt implants (and calf, cheek, chin, you name it, we've got it) . Very popular in the west hollywood circles. The story sounds quite suspect though. Another good one is the Brazillian Butt Lift, which is a real proceedure, the likes of which virtually unknown in this country before "Extreme Makeover" hit the airwaves. and i thought a brazillian wax was bad Edited July 25, 2004 by Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Harris Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Gives new meaning to "Blow it out your ass!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 built-in whoopee cushions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 kinda creepy to slip your hands in her back pockets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Quality thread-resurrection, all the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 The title of the thread veritably screams "Spray". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 it's synonymous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 I am going to make one of those goofy "grateful lists" Things I am grateful for: 1. I don't need to have a bigger ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 2. that i can make some money donating some of my ass for implants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 whore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 yeah. and...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Sell your ass and your mind will follow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmace Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 and i thought a brazillian wax was bad Dont ever think that again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Sell your ass and your mind will follow. Sell your ass and mine will follow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Sell your ass and your mind will follow. Sell your ass and mine will follow. they are stubborn animals. can't blame you for selling. plus they must be hard to take care of living in the city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Indeed. Easier in Index though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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