tread_tramp Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 time to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 I'm so confused... Marijuana is both the cause and the cure for brain disease??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted March 1, 2005 Author Share Posted March 1, 2005 I'm so confused... Marijuana is both the cause and the cure for brain disease??? Â Don't throw out your bong just yet Mr. Bunglehead, that report I posted claiming that weed causes schizophrenia is total bunk. It's a great example of junk science. Â While I don't claim that smoking pot is GOOD for your brain, I drop coils on* the validity of that particular "study". Â *"drop coils on" is a scientific term meaning "The data do not support the conclusions". Â Toke On! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 Wow, thanks for that erudite explanation. Due to the conflicting nature of both reports, I was experiencing cognitive dissonance, Vis a vis my epistomological limitations. Â And a bag of chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 Â Â ------------ O-o-O-o-O-o-o- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 you're early Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 you're Suck! Â ..and I mean that in the best possible way! :yoda enjoying hc: Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whidbey Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Â Â Â Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Â Â Â Can you be a closet claustrophobic? Â Â Â If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off? Â Â Â If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? Â Â Â When it rains, who don't sheep shrink? Â Â Â If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Â Â Â Why is the word abbreviation so long? Â Â Â If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? Â Â Â Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? Â Â Â What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants? Â Â Â Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? Â Â Â Is it possible to be totally partial? Â Â Â What's another word for thesaurus? Â Â Â When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in? Â Â Â If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? Â Â Â Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? Â Â Â Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream? Â Â Â Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Â Â Â How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes? Â Â Â Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Â Â Â When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Â Â Â Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one? Â Â Â Do radioactive cats have 18 half lives? Â Â Â If you shoot a mime, do you need a silencer? Â Â Â What was the best thing before sliced bread? Â Â Â How can they tell that twin lobsters are really twins? Â Â Â What is the speed of dark? Â Â Â How come you never hear about gruntled employees? Â Â Â What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? Â Â Â After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water? Â Â Â If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? Â Â Â What's another word for synonym? Â Â Â If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Â Â Â When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs? Â Â Â Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? Â Â Â Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Â Â Â Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a chapter 11? Â Â Â How can there be self-help groups? Â Â Â Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Â Â Â Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Â Â Â If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? Â Why are there interstate highways is Hawaii? Â Â Â Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo? Â Â Â Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays? Â Â Â Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Â Â Â Where are preparations A through G? Â Â Â If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like? Â Â Â When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away? Â Â Â When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there staring at the carpet? Â Â Â What happened to the first 6 "ups"? Â Â Â If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? Or maybe I'll just have a bunch of purples. Â Â Â Why does your nose run, and your feet smell? Â Â Â If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 twice a day Chuck Norris shuns the precision 360 degree roundhouse kick to your head in favor of the blunt 4:20 roundhouse kick to his own head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whidbey Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whidbey Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Now the body of one soul I adore wants to die You have always told me you'd not live past 25 I say stay long enough to repay All who caused strife.-Alice in Chains Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whidbey Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.-Al Capone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whidbey Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 And my favorite.... !!!!!!!!!! Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.-Billy Crystal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whidbey Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 If man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live.-Martin Luther King, 1963 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whidbey Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 If man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live.-Martin Luther King, 1963 Â Sobering thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chirp Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 That is so stolen, whidbey, I'm putting it on my myspace.com bulletin. Dont worry I will give credit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pothead Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Arrrgh!!!! Yoda late again. 4:39 not good, not good, Yoda must smoke   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 If man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live.-Martin Luther King, 1963 Ah, this belongs in the "climber's death" thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whidbey Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 My young brother asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth-that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally -but I didn't want to upset him. -Age 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bfiles Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Utterly Fucking Retarded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 What's new? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 I can't believe no one commented that he posted this at 4:20. Â Â and why do we not have a bong graemlin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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