icegirl Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 I rarely post about work, but today I saw something that I must pass on, if not for the painful humor, then as a Public Service Announcement. Being that I work in the operating room, at our local trauma hospital (and having done so for 5 or so years now) I feel like I've seen quite a bit (not all, mind you, but, well... a lot) I've seen penises injected wtih crystal meth, I've seen penises that "god told them to cut off" Some Amputated, some not fully detached, I've seen penises nearly ripped off by motercycle crashes, but todays case took the cake. I saw a genitalia peircing injury for the first time. Basically it was a run in between an intact foreskin, and a labial peircing. The chick must have gotten her order mixed up, cause from the look of the poor guy, she must have had on a "freddy kruger nipple shield" a la Janet Jackson, (hmm. maybe a clitoral shield?) long story short, it cut the dickens out of the poor guy, so bad that the poor foreskin was not salvageable, and had to be removed. Circumcision time... Try explaining that one... Morals of story, watch out for genital jewerly, and if you like that kind of stuff, For the sake of your manhood and the Poor ER doc your predicament would drag out of bed, let's hope your parents had you circumcised as a baby... Hope this makes your day seem better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 What I'm wondering is wouldn't the guy feel the pain and stop? I assume the trauma you're describing would have to result from multiple thrusts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icegirl Posted June 24, 2004 Author Share Posted June 24, 2004 maybe one thrust in, and one wrenching pull out? I dunno. He really didn't want to discuss it that in depth... Maybe it was pleasure/pain thing, or maybe, just maybe it was just too late and he couldn't stop... D'oh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 I was in for a table saw injury at Swedish a few years back, and ran into this guy (who has to have the worst luck ever): He was a superintendent on a huge building project in Seattle, and his pager battery ran out. He happened to be on the platform above a huge demolition dumpster, one of the huge ones 20' X 50'. So he takes the AAA batery out of his pager and chucks it into the dumpster. The TRIPLE A battery impales on something and shoots battery acid right back into his eye! This guy is screaming in serious pain when I get there, he told me the story later in recovery. Note: Shoving a needle into a freshly tablesawed thumb to anesthize is BIG PAIN!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double_E Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 yeeesshh. thanks, IG; that did indeed make my day seem better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 there was some scene like that in a creepy movie, was it 'seven'? but reversed and with the most tragic of consequences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailBOI Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Was this person from Broadway or from "the Ave" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arlen Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Note to self: foreplay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 I don't get the genital piercing thing. You know what, I have all the holes I need in the lower portion of my body. Keep the sharp metal instruments away, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Pine Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 I feel so sorry for that poor ER doc that had to be dragged out of bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 I don't get the genital piercing thing. This is the way I always explain it: Ribbed for her pleasure… without the condom. mmm… 2 gauge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badvoodoo Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 I don't get the genital piercing thing. This is the way I always explain it: Ribbed for her pleasure… without the condom. mmm… 2 gauge. If you need to add ribbing, you ain't doin it right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 I was wondering more about the women having it done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 I was wondering more about the women having it done. Ask the next girl you see with a PermaSmile why she had it done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 its a good thing the dude didnt have a prince albert if it had locked up with the chicks metal it would be serious amputation surgery time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 I saw a genitalia peircing injury for the first time. Basically it was a run in between an intact foreskin, and a labial peircing. The chick must have gotten her order mixed up, cause from the look of the poor guy, she must have had on a "freddy kruger nipple shield" a la Janet Jackson, (hmm. maybe a clitoral shield?) long story short, it cut the dickens out of the poor guy, so bad that the poor foreskin was not salvageable, and had to be removed. Circumcision time... Try explaining that one... umm hey IG did the pierced chick actually put in an appearance or was the story of the labial piercing just what the injured guy reported???? you might want to call in the investigative reporters on this one. more likely he decided to see what the suction on his pool vent felt like or some other, way way more embarassing situation - and the "There was this chick...and her labial piercing did this to me" story is just so much cover up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 Voice of experience? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icegirl Posted June 28, 2004 Author Share Posted June 28, 2004 hah.. no it took us a lot of persuading to tell us the real story as he was uh. underage... and his parents would likely have prefered a pool vent story... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 well i bet his boyfriend bit it then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chumpman Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 if the force was strong enough to rip the dudes foreskin off, what happened to the girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken4ord Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 (edited) This one is very confusing. Couldn't the dude feel that he was getting all cut up? what happened to the chica? To me it seems more likely that he was doing some scarification rather than getting cut up by a girls hardware. The reason why I say this is because you probably would have seen her in there as well. Oh Dru an Ampalang would be much worse than a Prince Albert. With a Prince Albert he may just tear a larger piss slit opening where as with an Ampalang he could have torn he head off. Edited June 29, 2004 by ken4ord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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