Collin Posted May 26, 2004 Posted May 26, 2004 How many of you are headed to Smith this weekend? Lets count the numbers. Quote
Pandora Posted May 26, 2004 Posted May 26, 2004 If the weather sucks too much for Rainier I might kidnap cracked and hit up Smiff@y for the fourth weekend in a row! Quote
cracked Posted May 26, 2004 Posted May 26, 2004 Smith will be a fuckin' MADHOUSE. Ugh. Give me the T-storms, rain, slogging, whiteouts, etc, etc. Sport climbing is, like, so, DFA. Quote
Collin Posted May 26, 2004 Author Posted May 26, 2004 I plan on missing the lines. I'll be headed up for Thurs and Fri. Quote
RuMR Posted May 26, 2004 Posted May 26, 2004 Smith will be a fuckin' MADHOUSE. Ugh. Give me the T-storms, rain, slogging, whiteouts, etc, etc. Sport climbing is, like, so, DFA. Â Cracked, for one minute, step outside your "zone of stupidity" and try to engage your four, count 'em four, neurons in a cooperative effort and visualize the sea of prana sport bra and low cut midriff baring attire that will be parading in front of yourself...then compare this vision of heaven on earth to a comparable nightmare of one of your smellin' like a goat buddies snoring away in a filthy, flea ridden, sopping seeping tent... Â Understand??? duh Quote
Paco Posted May 26, 2004 Posted May 26, 2004 Smith will be a fuckin' MADHOUSE. Ugh. Give me the T-storms, rain, slogging, whiteouts, etc, etc. Sport climbing is, like, so, DFA.  Cracked, for one minute, step outside your "zone of stupidity" and try to engage your four, count 'em four, neurons in a cooperative effort and visualize the sea of prana sport bra and low cut midriff baring attire that will be parading in front of yourself...then compare this vision of heaven on earth to a comparable nightmare of one of your smellin' like a goat buddies snoring away in a filthy, flea ridden, sopping seeping tent...  Understand??? duh  Quote
rbw1966 Posted May 26, 2004 Posted May 26, 2004 I can watch porn from the comfort of my office. When I go climbing I'd rather do just that: climb. Quote
RuMR Posted May 26, 2004 Posted May 26, 2004 I've long given up actually attempting to climb...pointless stupid endeavor... Quote
ken4ord Posted May 26, 2004 Posted May 26, 2004 Smith will be a fuckin' MADHOUSE. Ugh. Give me the T-storms, rain, slogging, whiteouts, etc, etc. Sport climbing is, like, so, DFA.  Cracked, for one minute, step outside your "zone of stupidity" and try to engage your four, count 'em four, neurons in a cooperative effort and visualize the sea of prana sport bra and low cut midriff baring attire that will be parading in front of yourself...then compare this vision of heaven on earth to a comparable nightmare of one of your smellin' like a goat buddies snoring away in a filthy, flea ridden, sopping seeping tent...  Understand??? duh  So what are you saying RuMR, that guys at Smith are starting to parade around in prana sport bra and low cut midriff baring attire. Yeah....I think I pass on that. Granted sporto areas have a few more women that show up, but sport climbing is still a sausage fest. Quote
TimL Posted May 26, 2004 Posted May 26, 2004 Much less of a sausage fest then say....alpine climbing........ Quote
RuMR Posted May 26, 2004 Posted May 26, 2004 (edited) Smith will be a fuckin' MADHOUSE. Ugh. Give me the T-storms, rain, slogging, whiteouts, etc, etc. Sport climbing is, like, so, DFA.  Cracked, for one minute, step outside your "zone of stupidity" and try to engage your four, count 'em four, neurons in a cooperative effort and visualize the sea of prana sport bra and low cut midriff baring attire that will be parading in front of yourself...then compare this vision of heaven on earth to a comparable nightmare of one of your smellin' like a goat buddies snoring away in a filthy, flea ridden, sopping seeping tent...  Understand??? duh  So what are you saying RuMR, that guys at Smith are starting to parade around in prana sport bra and low cut midriff baring attire. Yeah....I think I pass on that. Granted sporto areas have a few more women that show up, but sport climbing is still a sausage fest.  Are you gay Ken? Not that it really matters if you are, but when i reread my post, i nowhere saw a reference to male sport climbers...so, the mental image that sprung into YOUR mind encompassed prana sport bra clad male climbers? hmmm...maybe you would prefer cracked's version of a "dream"...  or maybe you're just jealous that you won't be the only one around sporting the new prana athena top??? My wife just got one...quite zesty...  Does your mate like yours??? Edited May 26, 2004 by RuMR Quote
Dru Posted May 26, 2004 Posted May 26, 2004 SPROT CLIMBING LYCRA ASS GRABBIN STICK CLIPPIN REACHAROUNDIN HOMOEROTIC POSIN BARECHESTED NIPPLE TWEAKIN PAD ORGY NANCY BWOIS!!!!!! Quote
climberchica Posted May 26, 2004 Posted May 26, 2004 Claiming squatters' rights on any and every moderate climb within a 30 minute hike from the parking area. Â I'd rather be on Adams and I probably will be. Â And for the record, I have seen more bulging bellies in Prana shirts at Smith than tight abs in Prana shirts. They're usually the top-ropers, following their testosterone-filled boyfriends who think they're badasses because they lead a 5.7. Â But maybe I'm being too cynical? I do in fact own 3 Prana shirts myself! Quote
thrutch Posted May 26, 2004 Posted May 26, 2004 I go to Smith during the week, while the working slobs toil away dreaming of "their" weekend out at the crag. Quote
Dru Posted May 26, 2004 Posted May 26, 2004 i heard for a special entrance fee, smith bound climbers can visit DFA's hydroponic broccoli garden Quote
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