Dennis_Harmon Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 I keep hearing about this horse cock. Does Hickory Farms sell it? Will it allow me to climb better if I eat some? Will it get the fucking ants out of my house if I leave it lying on the kitchen counter? Sidescript: Returned home recently after two days gone to find my home virtually filled to the brim with these fucking ants. Anyone out there have any suggestions? Is there a Haitian voodoo doctor out there that I somehow pissed off? If so, I apologize. NOW KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF!!! Should I spray, call an exterminator, or just learn how to live with the little bastards? Dennis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 Definetely Spray Dennis . . Spray like you've never sprayed before. Â [ 06-28-2002, 02:02 PM: Message edited by: texplorer ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dennis Harmon: I keep hearing about this horse cock. Does Hickory Farms sell it? Will it allow me to climb better if I eat some? Will it get the fucking ants out of my house if I leave it lying on the kitchen counter? Sidescript: Returned home recently after two days gone to find my home virtually filled to the brim with these fucking ants. Anyone out there have any suggestions? Is there a Haitian voodoo doctor out there that I somehow pissed off? If so, I apologize. NOW KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF!!! Should I spray, call an exterminator, or just learn how to live with the little bastards? Dennis Depends on the ants dude, carpenter ants don't actually eat the wood they just nest there, so if you SPRAY a perimeter around your house they can't leave to eat and die. Remember spraying makes everything better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis_Harmon Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 I think that these are those little bastards (kind of like piss ants.) One of them crawled in my ear last night and woke me up about 4:00 in the morning scatching on my eardrum. If there is a voodoo doctor out there doing this to me, I would, again, kindly ask him or her to stop it. Thank you, Dennis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 You obviously need a white witch to cast a spell of protection over your home and self... I might be able to arange that for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis_Harmon Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 Yes, anything that you (wait a second.. I have to stop to itch) O.K., I feel better now. What was it again that you had to say? Dennis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 this is not tex... Â dennis, call around to find some stuff called "terro". It is harmless to humans and other animals and the ants will circle around it swilling like caveman on his way to a climb. you put it on a little circle of paper and the ants come, drink and then go back to the nest and feed it to the queen. a while later their corpses are stacked up in your walls and you have no worries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 use your smegma horsecock for bait and have em' follow you outta da house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joekania Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 Damn! Heinous thread creep as a cure for boredom?! C'mon people, you can be a little more creative than ANTS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joekania Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 Lurkers remember him as the formidable cc.com Spraylord, backcountry skiers think of him as only a blur, rock rats know him as a hardman cranker, and trees everywhere fear his buzzing appendages. But what was it in that now infamous night on Mt. Rainier that caused him such notoriety? What brought down the clean-living image that was so loved by cc.commers? Tonight Behind the Spray takes a look at the man who was caught with the grin on his face, the red in his eyes and the reefer in his hands. Stay tuned as our next installment peels back the many layers of the legend known simply as: Â AlpineK! Â [ 06-28-2002, 05:56 PM: Message edited by: joekania ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 I say get Lambone to interview Caveman  I had a carpenter ant crawl in my ear once while i was asleep MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! Talk about a wake up call! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 About this time of year I like to partake of the age old chinese tradition of blowing the hell of out ant beds with firecrackers. Kill em all, let god sort out their little segmented bodies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 quote: Originally posted by sk: NO WAY I might reconsider if there were some sort of compensation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 quote: Originally posted by sk: quote:Originally posted by sk: NO WAY I might reconsider if there were some sort of compensation Oh, don't worry; the Caveman will give you what you need, baby!! ...Horsecock, what all chics want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 Okay, welll that wasn't exactly what I had in mind... I was thinking like a pro deal, free gear or something that I might USE or NEED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted June 29, 2002 Author Share Posted June 29, 2002 what more could a girl want? an intimate interview with the captain! I don't know what piece of free gear would rival such an honor like that. Â dennis? your words confuse my feeble mind, please use genX speak j/k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 The only interview I give is at 4:20. No gear and only erroneous and dangerous sandbag beta. "follow obvious line up 4th class chimney" "descend via ESTABLISHED rappel points" Â Horsecock is free. Â [ 06-28-2002, 12:36 PM: Message edited by: Cpt.Caveman ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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