lummox Posted April 7, 2004 Author Posted April 7, 2004 I can't believe you animals are so disrespectful. How would you like it if she was treating you like some trashy sex object, a play thing for her every perversion?! That is the stupidest question I've ever heard...uh, I'd feel like I just won the Super Bowl, sunk a hole-in-one to win the Masters, took the checkered flag at Indy AND Daytona, and netted the final goal to clinch the Stanley Cup. seriously folks. i think annabelle sells real estate in sun valley. that is some serious dollar for faux rugged cabins and shit up there i know it. and i think her mom hooked her up with the chilean expedition. that is some cra-cra shizzle to be trying everest as the 1st summit ina 7 summit quest. chick aims high. but what else would you expect from someone who used to date tommy hilfiger and spent a summer holiday with the duke of york in st tropez and rode horseback across bolivia. all kinds of wacky shit. she gots style. Quote
rbw1966 Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 (edited) How would you like it if she was treating you like some trashy sex object, a play thing for her every perversion?! Got weed? Edited April 7, 2004 by rbw1966 Quote
lummox Posted April 7, 2004 Author Posted April 7, 2004 so quit bumming my stone by writing disrespectful she-ot. really. Quote
Gripped Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 And I quote, 5TH APRIL EVEREST BASE CAMP, KHUMBU ICEFALL ... I'VE CONCLUDED THAT, HAVING TRIED BOTH WAYS OF COURSE... ON ALL FOURS IS MY PREFERENCE. BEFORE YOU ALL LAUGH, IM KEEPING VERY GOOD COMPANY ... A FEW OTHER PEOPLE ARE DOING THE SAME! I WAS FURIOUS TO SEE PHILLIPE OUR CAMERAMAN FILMING MY REAR AS I CRAWLED ... ALL I NEED IS A DUMMY IN MY MOUTH TO COMPLETE THE PICTURE! Quote
lummox Posted April 7, 2004 Author Posted April 7, 2004 And I quote, 5TH APRIL EVEREST BASE CAMP, KHUMBU ICEFALL ... I'VE CONCLUDED THAT, HAVING TRIED BOTH WAYS OF COURSE... ON ALL FOURS IS MY PREFERENCE. BEFORE YOU ALL LAUGH, IM KEEPING VERY GOOD COMPANY ... A FEW OTHER PEOPLE ARE DOING THE SAME! I WAS FURIOUS TO SEE PHILLIPE OUR CAMERAMAN FILMING MY REAR AS I CRAWLED ... ALL I NEED IS A DUMMY IN MY MOUTH TO COMPLETE THE PICTURE! okay okay. so she is asking for the abuse. but does baggin on her even if she needs it affect your own karma? magick 8 ball says 'concentrate and ask again' i mean 'better not tell you now'. arrgh! i mean 'without a doubt' so knock it off. Quote
Greg_W Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 lummox is in love. Where are you two lovebirds going to register? www.gearexpress.com or www.rei.com or www.arcteryx.ca? Quote
marylou Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 seriously folks. i think annabelle sells real estate in sun valley. that is some serious dollar for faux rugged cabins and shit up there i know it. and i think her mom hooked her up with the chilean expedition. that is some cra-cra shizzle to be trying everest as the 1st summit ina 7 summit quest. chick aims high. but what else would you expect from someone who used to date tommy hilfiger and spent a summer holiday with the duke of york in st tropez and rode horseback across bolivia. all kinds of wacky shit. she gots style. LOLOL...WAY better than a fake chica IMO.....you go gettum, gurl! Quote
lummox Posted April 7, 2004 Author Posted April 7, 2004 lummox is in love. Where are you two lovebirds going to register? www.gearexpress.com or www.rei.com or www.arcteryx.ca? no way. my email keeps gettin bounced back. that bullshit is lame and i get enough of it from my exclimbing partners. Quote
lummox Posted April 7, 2004 Author Posted April 7, 2004 LOLOL...WAY better than a fake chica IMO.....you go gettum, gurl! a person couldnt make this shit up. i mean there was the 'miles glorious' story by fish but this 'reality' takes it to another level. Quote
Greg_W Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 lummox is in love. Where are you two lovebirds going to register? www.gearexpress.com or www.rei.com or www.arcteryx.ca? no way. my email keeps gettin bounced back. that bullshit is lame and i get enough of it from my exclimbing partners. I've got friends who could help you find out where she lives. Don't let technological snafus stand in the way of true love. Quote
lummox Posted April 7, 2004 Author Posted April 7, 2004 lummox is in love. Where are you two lovebirds going to register? www.gearexpress.com or www.rei.com or www.arcteryx.ca? no way. my email keeps gettin bounced back. that bullshit is lame and i get enough of it from my exclimbing partners. I've got friends who could help you find out where she lives. Don't let technological snafus stand in the way of true love. just get me into a party where these two can be found Quote
Greg_W Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 Who the fuck is that? That's got "hot and ready to party" written all over it!!! Quote
fshrgrl Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 lummox is in love. Where are you two lovebirds going to register? www.gearexpress.com or www.rei.com or www.arcteryx.ca? no way. my email keeps gettin bounced back. that bullshit is lame and i get enough of it from my exclimbing partners. I've got friends who could help you find out where she lives. Don't let technological snafus stand in the way of true love. I bet Dan -'s already been out on a date with her... Quote
glacier Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 ... besides, you totally left out of the story "Polypro-and-Shorts Man soon realized that if he was going to continue to get it on with her, that he was going to need to add a couple of items to his '10 Essentials', after she mentioned Low-Angle-Slab Man's '10-inch Essential'..." Quote
fshrgrl Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 ... besides, you totally left out of the story "Polypro-and-Shorts Man soon realized that if he was going to continue to get it on with her, that he was going to need to add a couple of items to his '10 Essentials', after she mentioned Low-Angle-Slab Man's '10-inch Essential'..." Shite - who needs a 10-inch essential when you've got access to a clean moustache?! Quote
Winter Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 Shite - who needs a 10-inch essential when you've got access to a clean moustache?! lummox? Quote
Greg_W Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 ... besides, you totally left out of the story "Polypro-and-Shorts Man soon realized that if he was going to continue to get it on with her, that he was going to need to add a couple of items to his '10 Essentials', after she mentioned Low-Angle-Slab Man's '10-inch Essential'..." Shite - who needs a 10-inch essential when you've got access to a clean moustache?! The expression of your preferences is very enlightening. Quote
rbw1966 Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 A phat cookie duster like thats gotta be a thrill a minute. Pimps got it going ON! Quote
lummox Posted April 7, 2004 Author Posted April 7, 2004 Who the fuck is that? That's got "hot and ready to party" written all over it!!! the twins olsen. Quote
Greg_W Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 Who the fuck is that? That's got "hot and ready to party" written all over it!!! the twins olsen. Won't go there, man...I prefer a woman (for one) and one that doesn't sport that bewildered look when the action starts (if you know what I mean). Quote
Winter Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 No we know why nobody on this board has prostrate cancer. Quote
Gordonb Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 Well they are almost women: http://www.chasebrown.com/olson.htm Quote
Greg_W Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 Well they are almost women: http://www.chasebrown.com/olson.htm That's not the measure I use, man. There's still the factor of not knowing shit when the lights go down. Quote
Ducknut Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 No we know why nobody on this board has prostrate cancer. I've always told my wife "use it or lose it" Guess I was right. Quote
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