Doug Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Crazier than a shithouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 make me a happy sailor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 "It was so hot out, I saw a hound chasin' a rabbit and they was both walkin'!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Snug as a bug in a rug! Â Nice guys finish last Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 I have to piss like a racehorse  Well cut of my legs and call me shorty  His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top  He's duller than a sack of wet mice  It's all pink on the inside  If there's grass on the field, play ball  Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 His eyes were bigger than his stomach. Â Let's make like a fetus and head out. Â All cats are gray in the dark. Â Girl who ride bicycle pedal ass all over town. Â The pot's calling the kettle black. Â Out of the frying pan into the fire. Â Better to be silent and be thought slow than to speak and remove all doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 And after reading this thread I was reminded of "ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ketch Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 Ain't worth the powder to blow it to hell. Â You can't push a rope. Â Might as well can't dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double_E Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 work is the curse of the drinking class  -Irish proverb   Happy (almost) St. Paddys' Day folks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopalong Posted March 13, 2004 Share Posted March 13, 2004 Whatever bumps your fuzzy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylou Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 it's like putting a hat on a pig  I had to ask too.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 he's dense like pound cake.  thats a peice of soup  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 He was hoisted by his own petard. Â You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjd Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 tastes like chicken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 Everything tastes like chicken. Â Everything gives you cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylou Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 he's dense like pound cake. thats a peice of soup   Dude, where'd you hear those stupid sayings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazyboy Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 There are old mountaineers and there are bold mountaineers but there are no old bold mountaineers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacier Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 It was so dry the trees were following the dogs around. Â ...so dry I saw a catfish at the pump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traddaddy Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 Looks like it's locked up tighter than a knocked up nun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 that reminds me... Â funnier than a burning nun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double_E Posted April 4, 2004 Share Posted April 4, 2004 black by popular demand  once you go black, you'll never go back  do unto others as you'd have others do unto you.  love thy neighbor.  subvert the dominant paradigm  lbj, lbj, how many kids have you killed today?  two things are certain in life: death and taxes.  the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.  tune in, turn on, drop out.  go ahead, make my day.  don't have a cow, man.  i love the smell of napalm in the morning.  frankly, my dear, i don't give a damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Sloppier than a soup sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 There's room to move as a fry cook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 dumber than a bag of hammers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrongway Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Show me some tropical fruit and i'll show a cocksucker from san fran-george carlin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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