Rich_Sheffield Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 This is an emergency ! I have been taking meds and have become in constipation. I can't find my laxative. I can't get to the store right now. Does anyone know of anything around the house that I can use as a laxative ? Stopped up and need help! Now ! Constipatingly yours, Canoe Quote
MrDoolittle Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 1/2 cup liquid dish soap should do the trick. Quote
iain Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 he's asking for laxatives, not good deals on rocket fuel Quote
Figger_Eight Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 Reading Spray usually makes me want to take a dump. Quote
catbirdseat Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 Prune juice and Raisin Bran This should work. Quote
iain Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 Reading Spray usually makes me want to take a dump. How pavlovian. Quote
Off_White Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 Hey, don't take medical advice from an internet bulletin board, get offline and CALL 911 RIGHT NOW! Quote
catbirdseat Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 The resident experts are E-Rock and Thinker. Quote
archenemy Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 Does this count toward the poop quota? Or is it a non-poop quota? Quote
mtn_mouse Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 What always works for me is a week old fish taco from a street stand in Ensenda, Baja. Quote
Thinker Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 Eating a raw pototo usually helps me. Â I was on some pain killers recently that stopped me all up. Time was the only thing that really fixed the problem then. see TR: Mt Constipation -- Solo Quote
Lars Posted March 5, 2004 Posted March 5, 2004 2 or 3 drops of Visene in a glass of juice or coffee will open the floodgates quicker than you could imagine... Â i used to work with someone who would to do this to coworkers as a prank, its not pretty if they arent prepared Quote
glacierdog Posted March 5, 2004 Posted March 5, 2004 In Saudi Arabia, we'd stick a drop of JP-5 (mid grade jet fuel) in a pot of coffee nearby whoever ticked us off that day. There'd be a line for the shitter about 30 minutes later. Shit worked quick. Quote
Thinker Posted March 5, 2004 Posted March 5, 2004 In Saudi Arabia, we'd stick a drop of JP-5 (mid grade jet fuel) in a pot of coffee nearby whoever ticked us off that day. There'd be a line for the shitter about 30 minutes later. Shit worked quick. Â It's my understanding that JP-5 is essentially diesel fuel with a few additives. Can you confirm that? Quote
catbirdseat Posted March 5, 2004 Posted March 5, 2004 In Saudi Arabia, we'd stick a drop of JP-5 (mid grade jet fuel) in a pot of coffee nearby whoever ticked us off that day. There'd be a line for the shitter about 30 minutes later. Shit worked quick. I'll bet you used more than a drop. It can't be THAT potent. Quote
fenderfour Posted March 5, 2004 Posted March 5, 2004 You could have handled it like a math teacher - Work it out with a pencil. Quote
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