Figger_Eight Posted February 13, 2004 Posted February 13, 2004 For all of you who think I'm a fake or lame or too small, why don't you show up to gymnastics and try THAT for a few hours?? You'll see my truck in the parking lot -- it has a Howard Dean sticker on it. Or you could show up to a climbing gym...? Quote
sk Posted February 13, 2004 Posted February 13, 2004 For all of you who think I'm a fake or lame or too small, why don't you show up to gymnastics and try THAT for a few hours?? You'll see my truck in the parking lot -- it has a Howard Dean sticker on it. Or you could show up to a climbing gym...? best way to learn to climb is to learn to belay.... GO TO THE GYM.. get certified... you will meet people and then you can offer to belay slave until you start learning shit. Quote
Bohanon Posted February 13, 2004 Posted February 13, 2004 snugtop, I'm a single (dating) man in my late twenties, gainfully employed and living here in Seattle. Although I'm occasionally shy, I don't have problems meeting women. The real problem has always been keeping the ones I want. It seems that the ones I could care less about refuse to leave even when dumped, and the ones I wish would stick around seem to disappear into thin air after a few weeks or months. I'm an attractive, educated guy and have a good career going. I have no baggage -- emotional or otherwise -- no previous marriages, no children, etc. Women often tell me that I'm a "nice guy," but I'm beginning to suspect this to be the problem. I've been a sport climber since I was 12. Shoot me a PM to hookup. jim b Quote
Dru Posted February 13, 2004 Posted February 13, 2004 I have heard of alanon, narcanon, even nonanon but I don't know what problem exactly Bohanon is anonymous about Quote
HerbertWest Posted February 13, 2004 Posted February 13, 2004 best way to learn to climb is to learn to belay.... GO TO THE GYM.. get certified... you will meet people and then you can offer to belay slave until you start learning shit. Why not, I don't know, learn to climb by, I don't know, climbing?? "GO TO THE GYM"??? How about "Go climbing", not "Be a fucking loser"? Belay slaves don't climb, they belay. And "Get certified"? Are you a Mountie? Snugtop, why not you and I head out to the hills. I'll take the fisrt lead, then it's your turn. You'll be OK. I'll work you past the tough spots, keep you calm, massage you with scented oils. Quote
sk Posted February 13, 2004 Posted February 13, 2004 best way to learn to climb is to learn to belay.... GO TO THE GYM.. get certified... you will meet people and then you can offer to belay slave until you start learning shit. Why not, I don't know, learn to climb by, I don't know, climbing?? "GO TO THE GYM"??? How about "Go climbing", not "Be a fucking loser"? Belay slaves don't climb, they belay. And "Get certified"? Are you a Mountie? Snugtop, why not you and I head out to the hills. I'll take the fisrt lead, then it's your turn. You'll be OK. I'll work you past the tough spots, keep you calm, massage you with scented oils. you must have missed the part where she said she only wanted to climb in the gym Quote
HerbertWest Posted February 13, 2004 Posted February 13, 2004 snugtop, I'm a single (dating) man in my late twenties, gainfully employed and living here in Seattle. Although I'm occasionally shy, I don't have problems meeting women. The real problem has always been keeping the ones I want. It seems that the ones I could care less about refuse to leave even when dumped, and the ones I wish would stick around seem to disappear into thin air after a few weeks or months. I'm an attractive, educated guy and have a good career going. I have no baggage -- emotional or otherwise -- no previous marriages, no children, etc. Women often tell me that I'm a "nice guy," but I'm beginning to suspect this to be the problem. I've been a sport climber since I was 12. Shoot me a PM to hookup. jim b ZOW!! Quote
Dru Posted February 13, 2004 Posted February 13, 2004 best way to learn to climb is to learn to belay.... GO TO THE GYM.. get certified... you will meet people and then you can offer to belay slave until you start learning shit. Why not, I don't know, learn to climb by, I don't know, climbing?? "GO TO THE GYM"??? How about "Go climbing", not "Be a fucking loser"? Belay slaves don't climb, they belay. And "Get certified"? Are you a Mountie? Snugtop, why not you and I head out to the hills. I'll take the fisrt lead, then it's your turn. You'll be OK. I'll work you past the tough spots, keep you calm, massage you with scented oils. Will your wife let you? Quote
HerbertWest Posted February 13, 2004 Posted February 13, 2004 best way to learn to climb is to learn to belay.... GO TO THE GYM.. get certified... you will meet people and then you can offer to belay slave until you start learning shit. Why not, I don't know, learn to climb by, I don't know, climbing?? "GO TO THE GYM"??? How about "Go climbing", not "Be a fucking loser"? Belay slaves don't climb, they belay. And "Get certified"? Are you a Mountie? Snugtop, why not you and I head out to the hills. I'll take the fisrt lead, then it's your turn. You'll be OK. I'll work you past the tough spots, keep you calm, massage you with scented oils. you must have missed the part where she said she only wanted to climb in the gym Must have. You weak sods must have gotten to her early. She's fallen off the path of righteousness. So sad....so sad... Quote
HerbertWest Posted February 13, 2004 Posted February 13, 2004 best way to learn to climb is to learn to belay.... GO TO THE GYM.. get certified... you will meet people and then you can offer to belay slave until you start learning shit. Why not, I don't know, learn to climb by, I don't know, climbing?? "GO TO THE GYM"??? How about "Go climbing", not "Be a fucking loser"? Belay slaves don't climb, they belay. And "Get certified"? Are you a Mountie? Snugtop, why not you and I head out to the hills. I'll take the fisrt lead, then it's your turn. You'll be OK. I'll work you past the tough spots, keep you calm, massage you with scented oils. Will your wife let you? Wife? None of that shit for me. Gotta keep my options open. Lykis 101. Quote
specialed Posted February 13, 2004 Posted February 13, 2004 Snugtop, why not you and I head out to the hills. I'll take the fisrt lead, then it's your turn. You'll be OK. I'll work you past the tough spots, keep you calm, massage you with scented oils. Herb if you get dissed by nugstop I'll go climbing with you buddy. I could use a nice scented oil massage before the difficult leads. Quote
HerbertWest Posted February 13, 2004 Posted February 13, 2004 Herb if you get dissed by nugstop I'll go climbing with you buddy. I could use a nice scented oil massage before the difficult leads. You'll get an angry sheep and a jar of mayonaisse and like it, Spalding. Quote
Snowpuppy Posted February 13, 2004 Posted February 13, 2004 If you really want to learn, go to an indoor climbing gym in the area and meet some people. Quote
sk Posted February 13, 2004 Posted February 13, 2004 If you really want to learn, go to an indoor climbing gym in the area and meet some people. I JUST FUCKING SAID TAHT!!!! don't you people READ???? Quote
HerbertWest Posted February 13, 2004 Posted February 13, 2004 If you really want to suck, go to an indoor climbing gym in the area and meet some other losers. Agreed. Quote
RuMR Posted February 13, 2004 Posted February 13, 2004 If you really want to learn, go to an indoor climbing gym in the area and meet some people. I JUST FUCKING SAID TAHT!!!! don't you people READ???? me laughing at you--> Quote
sk Posted February 13, 2004 Posted February 13, 2004 If you really want to learn, go to an indoor climbing gym in the area and meet some people. I JUST FUCKING SAID TAHT!!!! don't you people READ???? me laughing at you--> HI RUDY Quote
girlclimber Posted February 13, 2004 Posted February 13, 2004 lets not forget even with a less transparent come-on than this everyone figured girlclimber, climbergirl33 and adventuregal were fakes too and they all turned out to be real you guys thought i was a fake??? ooohh my avatars are going to get you for this Quote
minx Posted February 13, 2004 Posted February 13, 2004 lets not forget even with a less transparent come-on than this everyone figured girlclimber, climbergirl33 and adventuregal were fakes too and they all turned out to be real you guys thought i was a fake??? ooohh my avatars are going to get you for this Quote
catbirdseat Posted February 13, 2004 Posted February 13, 2004 Climbergirl33 was seen online checking this out. Quote
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