lummox Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 my girlfriends tripledog dared me to go out on this date. they are so gonna pay. or . . . i have a lot of as pets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack_johnson Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Wow, I guess this is a no holds barred area of this web site. I was told that CC had lots to offer. Hope I can be as up lifting in the future as this "article" was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 at candlelight dinner: "excuse me, I have to take this call..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Luke, welcome to the Dark Side. That must have been a fun date CBS The chicks just dig that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 "Here's my list of rates" "Hey, let's go to this Bible study class on Sunday! It's really fun!" "Do you want to make a lot of money really quick? It's TOTALLY not anything like multi-level marketing..." "In my past life, when I was Napoleon Bonaparte..." "Just ignore the hair on my palms and the raw steak I'm eating, OK? And don't give me any silver jewellery." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 distel  but that part about bouldering nothing says fun like a 5.7 alpine chossfest....what the heck is wrong w/you young pebble wrestler??? hmmm...there are a buncha young studs bouldering w/o shirts...i may have to rethink this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted February 5, 2004 Author Share Posted February 5, 2004 How about "I just had my operation, and I'm dying to try it out!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 "Do you believe in waiting until marriage before sex?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted April 15, 2004 Author Share Posted April 15, 2004 Do you know Trask? Â Is it ok if we pick up my mom? Â Â Â Resurrect thy own!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickJames Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 I like all the fine words the ladies say. Dig it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 can we stop by the clinic on the way? my rash is starting to flare up again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Â Oh... You're THAT "Dru"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 there can be only one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double_E Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 so, uh... did i mention that i have a couple kids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 so, uh... did i mention that i have a couple kids? any woman worth her salt as a mother ought to diclose that long before a date is even possible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjd Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 "You're going to make a wonderful father." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mer Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 a few more that guys should avoid saying where posiible: Â 1. Eeyowww that chick is hot. 2. Shhhh, the game is about to start. 3. Move your left foot up, no, not there a little higher, now stem off the right side, palm down, back step, just reach up to it honey, atta girl, now bump up your right foot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Turds. You're all turds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icegirl Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 3. Move your left foot up, no, not there a little higher, now stem off the right side, palm down, back step, just reach up to it honey, atta girl, now bump up your right foot... Â heh, especially when they say it in bed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assmonkey Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 "[snicker] That's all, huh?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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