icegirl Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Does he not have a B-day coming up? Maybe CC.com-ers should have the Jan 13 PC in honor of the Man... Any thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 Lets get him a prostitute from Vancouver......washington. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 I think he is going to be 81 on Jan. 14 (a Wednesday). I could be wrong on both his age and the day, but that seems like a good idea, IG--Jan. 13 PC in his honor. Â He was at the Timmy O'Neill slide show last night at the Tractor. During the show he was sitting in the back by the door. I don't know how into the show he was. Also, it seemed like hardly anyone wanted to talk to him (as if they were afraid to go up to him). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 His b-day is Jan 14. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 (edited) don't change the subject. let's get that cantakerous old bedsore a prostitute. Â ... Edited December 11, 2003 by ehmmic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtnHigh Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 Beckey would welcome some poon anytime. Whenever we get together he only talks about two things, climbing and women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 With which activity does he have the most first ascents? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 klenke said: [beckey] was at the Timmy O'Neill slide show last night at the Tractor. During the show he was sitting in the back by the door. I don't know how into the show he was. Also, it seemed like hardly anyone wanted to talk to him (as if they were afraid to go up to him). Â Not afraid, just didn't want to come across like paparazzi. I'd love to chat with him, but what would I say? Â "Hey there Fred, you climb, I climb, ain't climbin' great!?? Now let's get us some tail!" Â Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelle Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 I saw Fred working the ladies last night. He was in fine form. Overheard him talking to a 30 something blonde hottie... Fred: "So you rock climb?" Woman: "Yep, I think its fun." Fred: "Yeah it's fun. Good for you." I giggled and walked away. Â Another Fred story was related to him eating with a stick. He sat down at the table in camp4 last Fall and asked what a couple friends were eating for dinner. I think it was cous cous, and they offered some to Fred. He finds a swiss army knife on the table, opens the blade takes the pot and digs in. He ate the rest of their dinner. No one minded though, cause hell it's Fred! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 If you made a T shirt that said "Fred Beckey ate my dinner" a lot of people could wear one. Â Last time he was here he was telling me about how he was going to Kalymnos for the winter with some Whistler chick. Now he's going to Mexico with Ray. Talk about Plan B! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelle Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 Fred = lummox? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CascadeClimber Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 Front: Fred ate my dinner. Â Back: Then he stole my girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobinc Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 A hearing aid would last longer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 well if becky stole everyone's wimmin then ole vasaliki must have been a real stud!! Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 CascadeClimber said: Front: Fred ate my dinner. Â Back: Then he stole my girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 Dru said: some whistler chick. Â What's so special about a girl that can whistle? Shit, practically anybody you stop on the street can whistle... Â Here's one now: Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgod Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 Isn't that thelawgoddess! Â Alpinfox said: Dru said: some whistler chick. Â What's so special about a girl that can whistle? Shit, practically anybody you stop on the street can whistle... Â Here's one now: Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 icegirl said: Does he not have a B-day coming up? Maybe CC.com-ers should have the Jan 13 PC in honor of the Man... Any thoughts? Â Hey! That's my birth day, too! I feel so honored, I think I'll go aid a 5.10 on the 13th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 I heard a story from a guy who hosted a party for a bunch of climbing friends. Someone knew Beckey and invited him. The host was in the kitchen with Fred when he started filling his pockets with cheeses, breads and crackers. Fred says, "They have some great stuff here, don't they?", not realizing who he was talking to (or not caring). The host decided not to tell him who he was and just smiled and nodded his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobinc Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 As recently as last weekend, he was spotted eating a somewhat historic chocolate donut en route to skiing; it had been harvested from a book signing earlier in the weekend... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 Actually chocolate donuts that are totally encased in chocolate, such as those sold by Hostess, have a very long shelf life. The chocolate seals the donut so it doesn't dry out. Somehow, I don't really think Fred cares if his donuts are a little dried out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 HOLY SHIt that naked flute chick does look like whirlygirly herself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelle Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 Does not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Pine Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 catbirdseat said: Actually chocolate donuts that are totally encased in chocolate, such as those sold by Hostess, have a very long shelf life. Â I think it's actually chocolate-colored wax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 well the gal in the picture has a smaller nose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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