Dwayner Posted April 4, 2002 Posted April 4, 2002 Hey Groovy Guys, Groovy Gals: Just in case you haven't had "the experience" recently, take a good look! Check me out! I'm a cool cat!!! P.S. big mistake wasn't it! You must now obey the Alpine Kitty. Check your watch...where have you been the last half-hour?...you can't remember can you? Now check your pockets...where did that receipt for a couch dance at the Deja Vu come from...look at the date and time...it was 15 minutes ago. Smell your shirt...it reeks of stripper perfume...now go check the mileage in the car...you've been somewhere recently and the engine is still kinda warm...and there are hamburger wrappers and cat box litter on the floor on the passenger's side...face it: the Alpine Kitty took control of your life for half an hour and you got in your car, ordered some burgers from the Big Mac, made a lightning quick trip to "the Vu" for a little party on your lap, and then ran out to return to this very computer.You should be so lucky that you lost only thirty minutes...last week, the Alpine Kitty sent me on a mission that must have taken me half a day, including loads of alcohol, "chimichangas", and a fistful of phone numbers and business cards. When I finally snapped out of it, I was seated in front of the computer as I am now, with my pants on backwards, scratch marks on my back and a black eye. ....Beware the Alpine Kitty.Also, a bag full of my climbing gear was found 2 pitches up on City Park at Index. The Kitty is powerful!- Dwayner Quote
Country_Jake Posted April 4, 2002 Posted April 4, 2002 did you take some bad acid or what man... Quote
hikerwa Posted April 5, 2002 Posted April 5, 2002 BAD KITTY! stripped spandex and bought some prana pants and a crash pad, a large chalk bucket...I am a boulderer... Sean "Sharma" Quote
mtngrrrl Posted April 5, 2002 Posted April 5, 2002 who would win the battle of the hypnotic animals? alpinekitty or devil dog of ballard? Quote
Dwayner Posted April 5, 2002 Author Posted April 5, 2002 That stupid dog, he look fierce, but he ain't got the mind-control thing going on. OBEY THE ALPINE KITTY! Quote
Dru Posted August 9, 2004 Posted August 9, 2004  stupid konstruktiv.net just takes you to a spam site now  Quote
billcoe Posted August 9, 2004 Posted August 9, 2004 Man you drug that old thread outta the garbage can. Â http://www.jlist.com/ADULTTOYS/ Â Like that Dwayner AKA now Merv Griffin? Â Damndest thing: they have Hello Kitty Vibrators, errrrr, personal massagers I mean, and other interesting toys and shirts. Was that what the site above used to direct you to? Â Heads up so you don't need to complain if you don't like that stuff like I do: that is an adult site. You might not want to closely examine the Montana road sign pic under my name either. Â Â Dru, how do you find time to climb? Quote
Dru Posted August 9, 2004 Posted August 9, 2004 bill it had nothing to do with hello kitty vibrators it just took you to this site with a pic of a cat with epilepsy-inducing flashing eyes! Quote
icegirl Posted August 14, 2004 Posted August 14, 2004 Alpine Kitty goes Motor-bikin' Â http://www.youthofbritain.com/chillout/ Quote
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