Zenolith Posted April 3, 2002 Posted April 3, 2002 I was skiing along the other day on the way back from an extreme route when I began to talk about my hero, Mark Twight. I was not surprised to learn that my partner was a fan too. We both had good action suits on and were moving very fast but we began to sing Slayer lyrics to make us feel hardcore like Twight. Anyhoo, we decided then and there that we should chair a Mark Twight fan club. Everyone knows that Mark Twight is the best and he is sooo extreme so I think you will all want to join. I emailed Mark Twight 6 times today and when he gets back to me then I'll tell you if he will lead us on an club-christening climb or something. Ok, so, climb hard and Be Extreme!! Post script: What is your favorite peice of Mark Twight advice? Mine is the one about putting your Dromedary filled with hot water in your bag to increase the thermal gradient to push moisture out of your clothes. Bingo! Quote
JoeTool Posted April 3, 2002 Posted April 3, 2002 Ooh' ooh; how about his Gu enema before a climb? I tried to use the clif stuff, but it didn't.......OOPS! different board Quote
Honkeydong Posted April 3, 2002 Posted April 3, 2002 Action suit: I think I'll go to the Goodwill store and try to put together my own action suit. An old "disco sucks" beefy tee and a tweed sportcoat ought to do it, eh? I'll replace the GU with sloe-gin and presto! Psychological acclimatization. A pack of Lucky Strikes instead of ornithine and alpha-ketoglutarate should stimulate my anerobic threshold. I'll just have to accept that I will never strike a Twight-worthy flex pose. Oh well, that's the downside of extreme on a budget. Quote
rayborbon Posted April 3, 2002 Posted April 3, 2002 Mark Twight is cool. Extra spraymeister. But Kit Lewis is much cooler Quote
willstrickland Posted April 3, 2002 Posted April 3, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Richard Pumpington: I'm a fan of some of his ideals, but not his gigantic ego and attitude. Coulda fooled me Dick. Pot-kettle-black eh? And hey Dick, how come you let little Scottyteryx punk your ass on SummitPost.com? Like this: "This Pumpington character seems to be "above" us all. A "real" climber. Maybe he needs to create "epicsummitpost.com" or "techclimber.com". I know for me, my home is here amongst a few others on the web.I have had personal emails with Dick P before via cascadeclimbers.com, and I cannot remember but I think it had tension in it as well." And while we're at it, Scott if you don't care for this site, fuck off and go twiddle your pecker over there where you have your little admin spot. Don't be knocking CC in another public forum because you were too much of a pussy to ask K to smoke outside. here's a little snippet of Scotty's babble: "As moderator of this board I am really pissed off. What the hell just went on here? I was gone for 8 hours and all hell broke loose. This is not freakin elementary school here kiddies! Listen everyone, if you want spray, then go to cascadeclimbers.com, not here. This is an incredibly informative website for people of all skill levels, and I will not allow this crap to go on here. If Mr Pumpington wishes to leave with his mountains, that is fine - unfair, but fine. It is a community website that has been graciously donated to us the climbers." And you pay how much to use CC? Jerkoff. Quote
Richard_Pumpington Posted April 4, 2002 Posted April 4, 2002 I hadn't read that one! I haven't been back to thatsite since I terminated my involvement. I did givescot'teryx some beta, with no "tension". If he wantstension he's got it! Your damn right he can just stayover on Pussypost.com and I gather from his everpopular post "Muir on Saturday" that he doesn'tsmoke weed, but he'd be happy to smoke a little pole! If you want to make impressive ascents of thelikes of Mt.Bachelor,Tumalo Mountain,Black Butte,Rooster Rock and every other insignifigant featurethat has any relief to it, go check out that pithylittle site and have many little dildos like scottyblowing sunshine up your ass! [ 04-03-2002: Message edited by: Richard Pumpington ] Quote
willstrickland Posted April 4, 2002 Posted April 4, 2002 Holy shit, I think Dick and I are in agreement...can't you feel the love Quote
AlpineK Posted April 4, 2002 Posted April 4, 2002 Wow! I think I'm going over to summitpost and try and get kicked off. Quote
Zenolith Posted April 4, 2002 Author Posted April 4, 2002 DUDES!! This was meant to be a serious thread about my hero Mark Twight and you guys made it degenerate into spray. I am furieux!! I just got back from my sleep deprivation training and I am more than a little grumpy. I think I will go call "1-800-GET-DRUNK". Hee-Hee, Mark Twight is so funny. Yo, Be Extreme! Quote
allthumbs Posted April 4, 2002 Posted April 4, 2002 Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. Ride the seesaw! Quote
AlpineK Posted April 4, 2002 Posted April 4, 2002 Scot'teryx quote...(from summitpost.com) "As moderator of this board I am really pissed off. What the hell just went on here? I was gone for 8 hours and all hell broke loose. This is not freakin elementary school here kiddies! Listen everyone, if you want spray, then go to cascadeclimbers.com, not here. This is an incredibly informative website for people of all skill levels, and I will not allow this crap to go on here. If Mr Pumpington wishes to leave with his mountains, that is fine - unfair, but fine. It is a community website that has been graciously donated to us the climbers. That is all for now." AlpineK (summitpost.com) Ya know Scott I was looking forward to meeting you again, but now I think you are a total wanker. I haven't read much here, but if your going to say that any web site is an incredibly informative site and get all serious and @!#$ then you truely suck. Graciously donated my fucking ass. I hope I piss you off the next time I see you, just like Muir on Saturday. I doubt I'll be involved with this site, so use your super moderator powers to give me the boot. I don't care. I'll just keep climbing and talking trash like I did long before I ever heard of the internet. This site is for wimps anyway. That's the best I could do for now. I do hope they give me the boot Oh yeah Mark Twight is a bad ass mofo!!! [ 04-03-2002: Message edited by: AlpineK ] Quote
allthumbs Posted April 4, 2002 Posted April 4, 2002 What's up with Scotteryx? What a dickhead. He's over at summitpost.com badmouthing the hell outta cc.com. Whata shithead pansy ass. Wasn't he the pussy whining about pot in the Muir shack? This is exactly what happens to men with small dicks. They overcompensate in every way. Go get an implant loser. Quote
Richard_Pumpington Posted April 4, 2002 Posted April 4, 2002 I'm a fan of some of his ideals, but not his gigantic ego and attitude. You don't see Steve House acting the way Twight does, or saying the demeaning and self-serving things he does either. House is a far superior climber IMHO. Quote
Billy Posted April 4, 2002 Posted April 4, 2002 Actually...I think Scott-whatever his terrorix is, should post his spew on crag.com Quote
Donkeykong Posted April 4, 2002 Posted April 4, 2002 Sorry, Mark Twit fan club already exists!Check it out: web page Quote
allthumbs Posted April 4, 2002 Posted April 4, 2002 Pee-Wee in child porn probe Pee-Wee Herman actor Paul Reubens has had his LA home raided by police as part of an investigation into alleged child pornography. The star, who has appeared in films such as Blow and Mystery Men, allowed the police into his house to carry out a search on November 16th. His spokesman claims that, "the search was based on a financially motivated, fabricated claim by an unnamed individual. The police did have a search warrant, but they were voluntarily allowed into Reubens' home." He added that, "they [the police] seized material from Reubens' house including his vintage kitsch and erotic art and photography collections which Paul has collected for over 30 years." The former kiddies favourite suffered an embarrassing fall from grace in 1991 when he was charged with indecent exposure following his arrest in a XXX cinema in Florida. [ 04-04-2002: Message edited by: trask ] Quote
AlpineK Posted April 4, 2002 Posted April 4, 2002 I thought I would share my most recent post at summitwimp.com Hey GuitarBitch and Scotty. I'm tough in real life too. I wouldn't be afraid to walk up to someone who was bothering me and telling them that unlike Scot'twuss. In fact part of my job in real life is to jump right into conflicts. As for my cred, I doubt any of you have climbed as much as I have. Yeah I'm beating my chest, but it's a fact. I've been a climber for over 20 years. Scott on the other hand is a fucking drunk who gave up the juice and instantly became an expert. Moderate this motherfucker Quote
allthumbs Posted April 4, 2002 Posted April 4, 2002 AK, Have gun, will travel...you may need backup soon. Quote
hikerwa Posted April 4, 2002 Posted April 4, 2002 Just saw your post and registered. I am kinda pissed they won't allow Mt.Si or Tiger Mtn. and yet Bachelor is up there... You stirred up a big ole mess of flies over there. Maybe we should invite the Summitposters to a big ole Pub Club smackdown style!!! sean Quote
Dru Posted April 4, 2002 Posted April 4, 2002 What was the primary cause of your closest brush with disaster on a mountain? Avalanche/Rock-fall 22% 61 votes Weather 27% 77 votes Equipment Failure 1% 4 votes Inadequate Equipment 2% 6 votes Exceeded Ability 7% 19 votes Route-finding 9% 25 votes Momentary lapse of reason 15% 42 votes Other 3% 9 votes Never had a close call 14% 39 votes 282 total votes I guess "AlpineK's smoking up Muir Hut" falls under "Other". Quote
Dru Posted April 4, 2002 Posted April 4, 2002 the newest registered user of summitposer.com is named "muiron saturday" hee hee Quote
allthumbs Posted April 5, 2002 Posted April 5, 2002 You guys are troublemakers. No wonder the pussys over there have inferiority complexes. What're the odds Scot'teryx was a hall monitor in school? Quote
AlpineK Posted April 5, 2002 Posted April 5, 2002 Can you believe it. They have some automatic editing shit over at summitwimp.com that changes good words like: shit, fuck, or motherfucker with @#$#. What a bunch of crap. Hey I see Muiron Saturday signed the summit register on the big R, so did I climbing spectrum Extreem ..................... WimpMark Twight.................. Scot'teryx Quote
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