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Dru, you just beat the rest of us to the punchline!!

 

On a more sinister note, it smells like sabotoge...

A radical faction of the Mountaineers took responsibility for the bombing of a bridge east of Seattle today.

This is the latest in a series of attacks against the "Mixed" climber crowd...

Mixed climbers, a distant relative of snowboarders, represent the latest threat to the 97 year old climbing organization's reign of terror.. A press release from the Mountaineers summarized the violent response to the new climbs:

"These climbs are the worst thing to happen to climbing in Washington since Charlie Bell's 1960 solo ascent of the Willis Wall."

 

Sources close to the mixed climbers say the damage is not serious, but that several projects may have to wait until the repairs are made.

It is rumored that the mixed group is planning to start "retro mixed sending" many popular summertime rock climbs in retaliation.

"Barney's Rubble is first, then if the Violence does not stop, we will be forced to climb Bruce's boulder next"...

 

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Fairweather said:

Went up to Crystal Mountain today for a little slush-fest. There was about 4 inches of heavy, heavy snow on top of what was once the good stuff. Sounds like its supposed to freeze over tonight! Tomorrow morning will be u-g-l-y for skiers of all persuations.

 

Too bad about the bridge! Alpental rocks.

 

Sweet for the ripping-the-cold-edge surfers, though! thumbs_up.gif

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lancegranite said:

Dru, you just beat the rest of us to the punchline!!

 

On a more sinister note, it smells like sabotoge...

A radical faction of the Mountaineers took responsibility for the bombing of a bridge east of Seattle today.

This is the latest in a series of attacks against the "Mixed" climber crowd...

Mixed climbers, a distant relative of snowboarders, represent the latest threat to the 97 year old climbing organization's reign of terror.. A press release from the Mountaineers summarized the violent response to the new climbs:

"These climbs are the worst thing to happen to climbing in Washington since Charlie Bell's 1960 solo ascent of the Willis Wall."

 

Sources close to the mixed climbers say the damage is not serious, but that several projects may have to wait until the repairs are made.

It is rumored that the mixed group is planning to start "retro mixed sending" many popular summertime rock climbs in retaliation.

"Barney's Rubble is first, then if the Violence does not stop, we will be forced to climb Bruce's boulder next"...

Yeah, it was definitely sabotage. Either that, or dry rot.
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mbcracken said:

The problem is that the bridge also carried the communication lines and the sewage pipes! It'll be a while before they can get those pipes setup again.

 

-Mike

 

Maybe a new fat flow of yellow ice will form from the broken pipe shocked.gif

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