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Telemarkers...

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AlpineK said:

Telemarkers are the lowest scum of the earth and deserver to be hog tied and dipped in shit.

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Telemarkers: English for lame ass wankers

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Telemark, Norski for I suck dead donkey dicks

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Somebody ban this sprayer... hahaha.gif

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E-rock said:

joe_average said:

"You know, I love paralleling on tele gear. You just get that feeling that you don't get with locked heels. "

 

-some dude on teletips. rolleyes.gif

 

You're rolling your eyes at something you don't know anything about. He's not the only person who has that opinion.

How do you know I don't know anything about it?

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I won't deny, there's nothing finer than a telegirl ripping it up. this is an acceptable use of telemark gear. grin.gif

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Billygoat said:

Something about "bend over" and "ankles" rolleyes.gif. I just can't figure out the "HIC" the_finger.gif

 

Try Google...

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MisterE said:

That helps. The royal family of Europe. rolleyes.gif

 

Try looking beyond the first result. tongue.gif

 

Oh, and try looking for this thread in SPRAY soon... yellaf.gif

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snoboy said:

MisterE said:

That helps. The royal family of Europe. rolleyes.gif

 

Try looking beyond the first result. tongue.gif

 

Oh, and try looking for this thread in SPRAY soon... yellaf.gif

 

Somehow, Telemarkers in spray is SO APPROPRIATE hahaha.gif

 

Do you have an ANGELIC FORUM for us snowboarders? wink.gif

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Billygoat said:

Something about "bend over" and "ankles" rolleyes.gif. I just can't figure out the "HIC" the_finger.gif

 

Bend

Over

Here

It

Comes

Again

 

yeeesh! rolleyes.gif

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Hey, I just tuned in to this thread so I'm late to acknowledge that it's true that AT does mean "can't tele" and to point out that tele is an art where AT is a means to an end. You should know that a snowmobile will get you up and down with more efficiency than AT so you can more quickly get back to your wimmen and prematurely ejaculate yet again.

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tele_nut said:

Hey, I just tuned in to this thread so I'm late to acknowledge that it's true that AT does mean "can't tele" and to point out that tele is an art where AT is a means to an end. You should know that a snowmobile will get you up and down with more efficiency than AT so you can more quickly get back to your wimmen and prematurely ejaculate yet again.

Said as a true telemarker! bigdrink.gifyellaf.gif

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telewankers and AT losers both are so suck!! If you were hardcore and worth the shit stains in your underwear you would be climbing somewhere instead. And to hell with snoshoes too. Damn Yangkee fuckers are so pussy!

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tele_nut said:

Hey, I just tuned in to this thread so I'm late to acknowledge that it's true that AT does mean "can't tele" and to point out that tele is an art where AT is a means to an end. You should know that a snowmobile will get you up and down with more efficiency than AT so you can more quickly get back to your wimmen and prematurely ejaculate yet again.

 

Telemark, Chinese for...Man with skis sticking up ass.

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tele_nut said:

Hey, I just tuned in to this thread so I'm late to acknowledge that it's true that AT does mean "can't tele" and to point out that tele is an art where AT is a means to an end. You should know that a snowmobile will get you up and down with more efficiency than AT so you can more quickly get back to your wimmen and prematurely ejaculate yet again.

 

Well said Tele_nut

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