EWolfe Posted November 18, 2003 Posted November 18, 2003 AlpineK said: Telemarkers are the lowest scum of the earth and deserver to be hog tied and dipped in shit. Telemarkers: English for lame ass wankers Telemark, Norski for I suck dead donkey dicks Somebody ban this sprayer... Quote
Billygoat Posted November 18, 2003 Posted November 18, 2003 Geez Kurt. Just because Girls find freeheelers more sexually attractive, is that the way to react? Quote
Billygoat Posted November 18, 2003 Posted November 18, 2003 Yur gonna have to spell it out for me, I'm acronym challenged. Quote
joe_average Posted November 18, 2003 Posted November 18, 2003 E-rock said: joe_average said: "You know, I love paralleling on tele gear. You just get that feeling that you don't get with locked heels. " -some dude on teletips. You're rolling your eyes at something you don't know anything about. He's not the only person who has that opinion. How do you know I don't know anything about it? Quote
Billygoat Posted November 18, 2003 Posted November 18, 2003 Something about "bend over" and "ankles" . I just can't figure out the "HIC" Quote
iain Posted November 18, 2003 Posted November 18, 2003 I won't deny, there's nothing finer than a telegirl ripping it up. this is an acceptable use of telemark gear. Quote
snoboy Posted November 18, 2003 Author Posted November 18, 2003 Billygoat said: Something about "bend over" and "ankles" . I just can't figure out the "HIC" Try Google... Quote
EWolfe Posted November 18, 2003 Posted November 18, 2003 That helps. The royal family of Europe. Quote
snoboy Posted November 18, 2003 Author Posted November 18, 2003 MisterE said: That helps. The royal family of Europe. Try looking beyond the first result. Oh, and try looking for this thread in SPRAY soon... Quote
Billygoat Posted November 18, 2003 Posted November 18, 2003 I was definitely right about the "ankles" part. I wonder where Kurt heard it the first time? Quote
EWolfe Posted November 18, 2003 Posted November 18, 2003 snoboy said: MisterE said: That helps. The royal family of Europe. Try looking beyond the first result. Oh, and try looking for this thread in SPRAY soon... Somehow, Telemarkers in spray is SO APPROPRIATE Do you have an ANGELIC FORUM for us snowboarders? Quote
AlpineK Posted November 18, 2003 Posted November 18, 2003 Dammit Robin, I was trying to make a serious point abot tele skiers and now we're in Spray Quote
sobo Posted November 18, 2003 Posted November 18, 2003 Billygoat said: Something about "bend over" and "ankles" . I just can't figure out the "HIC" Bend Over Here It Comes Again yeeesh! Quote
sobo Posted November 19, 2003 Posted November 19, 2003 WTF's up with that? I'm just filling you in on the acronym. Quote
tele_nut Posted November 19, 2003 Posted November 19, 2003 Hey, I just tuned in to this thread so I'm late to acknowledge that it's true that AT does mean "can't tele" and to point out that tele is an art where AT is a means to an end. You should know that a snowmobile will get you up and down with more efficiency than AT so you can more quickly get back to your wimmen and prematurely ejaculate yet again. Quote
joe_average Posted November 19, 2003 Posted November 19, 2003 tele_nut said: Hey, I just tuned in to this thread so I'm late to acknowledge that it's true that AT does mean "can't tele" and to point out that tele is an art where AT is a means to an end. You should know that a snowmobile will get you up and down with more efficiency than AT so you can more quickly get back to your wimmen and prematurely ejaculate yet again. Said as a true telemarker! Quote
Chockstone Posted November 19, 2003 Posted November 19, 2003 telewankers and AT losers both are so suck!! If you were hardcore and worth the shit stains in your underwear you would be climbing somewhere instead. And to hell with snoshoes too. Damn Yangkee fuckers are so pussy! Quote
AlpineK Posted November 19, 2003 Posted November 19, 2003 tele_nut said: Hey, I just tuned in to this thread so I'm late to acknowledge that it's true that AT does mean "can't tele" and to point out that tele is an art where AT is a means to an end. You should know that a snowmobile will get you up and down with more efficiency than AT so you can more quickly get back to your wimmen and prematurely ejaculate yet again. Telemark, Chinese for...Man with skis sticking up ass. Quote
mtn_mouse Posted November 19, 2003 Posted November 19, 2003 tele_nut said: Hey, I just tuned in to this thread so I'm late to acknowledge that it's true that AT does mean "can't tele" and to point out that tele is an art where AT is a means to an end. You should know that a snowmobile will get you up and down with more efficiency than AT so you can more quickly get back to your wimmen and prematurely ejaculate yet again. Well said Tele_nut Quote
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