Formaldehead Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 Did some heavy drinking last night. Muchas gracias, Senor Cuervo. Feel like someone took a shit in my mouth, and beat me about the head with a blunt object. Any remedies? Or should I just duke it out with Jose again, show him who's boss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 seriously, i'm not kidding with this one. Â eat a banana as soon as you can stomach it. Â drop 2 alka seltzer in a glass of water and down the whole thing. Â should've done this before bed but it's never too late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 Maybe the problem is the formaldehyde in your head. Â Solution: get ice pick from kitchen drawer. Shove pick into skull. Drain formaldehyde through hole. If bleeding persists, call a doctor. Maybe Norman_Clyde will make a house call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakioawa Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 I feel your pain. Though in my case its is a man from Bombay locked in the battlecage in my head! Hmm, banana and alkaseltzer? Hmm I wonder what a gin and alkastetzer tonic tastes like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_detrick Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 hair of the dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Posted October 12, 2003 Share Posted October 12, 2003 I was at the Navy Ball Last night and as sailors do I was SHITTY...My cure was a half a gallon of milk this am before puking, it cures the dry heaves and makes your body think its being productive. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtnHigh Posted October 12, 2003 Share Posted October 12, 2003 Play smart and drink a lot of water while drinking or just before going to bed. I got really tanked at the Smith rope up Saturday night. Thanks TG for the shots of whiskey. I staggered back to camp at 1am then drank a ton of water before bedding down. Was able to lead climbs the next morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted October 12, 2003 Share Posted October 12, 2003 water is good.... so is alkesetser... but I don't think there is a "cure" ride it out my friend. This too shall pass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Figger_Eight Posted October 12, 2003 Share Posted October 12, 2003 I vote for showing Sr. Cuervo who's boss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted October 12, 2003 Share Posted October 12, 2003 Poor mans bloody mary:  12 - oz beer tomato juice tabasco 2 martini olives celery stick all-purpose seasoning  ...ahhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bird Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 If you can hold water down you are set... do the banana and alkaseltzer thing. If not an IV is the only real cure. If you don't have an IV set up waiting for you the next morning try drinking a teaspoon of water every five minutes. Soon you will be able to hold down water again and you will be doing fine (relatively). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 puke it out and get on with your day. if you are gonna get faded drunk that is your problem, but not an excuse. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babnik Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 pickle juice... if you are too drunk to drink that, its your problem rummy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Spend the morning in the Muir hut. Seriously. Best hangover cure ever. You'll eat and keep it down. Then you'll pass out. Then you'll wake up a new man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 you need to get the poison out of your body!!!!!!!! puke it up!!!!! Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 erik said: you need to get the poison out of your body!!!!!!!! puke it up!!!!! Â just don't watch the dog eat it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Grow up, drink with moderation. It's straight poison regardless of how they package it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formaldehead Posted October 13, 2003 Author Share Posted October 13, 2003 trask said: Grow up, drink with moderation. It's straight poison regardless of how they package it. Â Shut up, you weak fag. People like you are ruining this great society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bird Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 trask said: Grow up, drink with moderation. It's straight poison regardless of how they package it. Â I don't recall anyone asking how not to get a hangover. Any moron can figure that one out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babnik Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 bird said: trask said: Grow up, drink with moderation. It's straight poison regardless of how they package it. Â I don't recall anyone asking how not to get a hangover. Any moron can figure that one out. Â apparently not there cheif. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formaldehead Posted October 13, 2003 Author Share Posted October 13, 2003 Chugged a soupcan full of coagulated bacon grease and cigarettes butts. Felt much better. Thanks for your reccomendations!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babnik Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Formaldehead said: Chugged a soupcan full of coagulated bacon grease and cigarettes butts. Felt much better. Thanks for your reccomendations!! Â that was my next suggestion... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Most hangovers are the result of dehydration. Drink a lot of water and take two aspirin. Aspirin acts as an anti-diruetic. It actually helps your body retain water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babnik Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 catbirdseat said: Most hangovers are the result of dehydration. Drink a lot of water and take two aspirin. Aspirin acts as an anti-diruetic. It actually helps your body retain water. Â might wanna re-check the asprin facts there cheif... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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