Fejas Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: I miss the colgate cinnimin that was my fave ISHK... That sounds as bad as the kids bubble gum flavior... My cousin is a dentist, he thought it would be funny to tell me "no prob man, I'll send you free tooth paste for life." yeah, and it gets here and its fucking bubble gum flavior... ISHK!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 All I know is NEVER, EVER, EVER, brush your teeth before your morning cup-o-poo-inducer. It's worse than brushing before orange juice. It almost ruined my morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 E-rock said: All I know is NEVER, EVER, EVER, brush your teeth before your morning cup-o-poo-inducer. It's worse than brushing before orange juice. It almost ruined my morning. coffee is aid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrashador Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 lummox said: adventuregal said: So I'm curious. I've got this Crest toothpaste, blah blah blah losers use crest. get the colgate dammit. Hans the bivy king brushes with Boraxo. Or so I've heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattp Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 minx said: for more fun and entertainment with hygeine products, put an UNSCENTED bar of soap in the microwave For more fun and entertainment with a microwave, put a light bulb in there. Don't let it run for more than a second or two, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 mattp said: minx said: for more fun and entertainment with hygeine products, put an UNSCENTED bar of soap in the microwave For more fun and entertainment with a microwave, put a light bulb in there. Don't let it run for more than a second or two, though. What happens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattp Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 Try it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 mattp said: Try it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 I don't have bulb or a microwave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattp Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 In that case, try it at somebody else's house - especially on Saturday night after having a few cocktails. It is a good party trick your host will be sure to appreciate. JUST DON'T RUN IT MORE THAN A SECOND OR TWO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 mattp said: In that case, try it at somebody else's house - especially on Saturday night after having a few cocktails. It is a good party trick your host will be sure to appreciate. JUST DON'T RUN IT MORE THAN A SECOND OR TWO. Not as entertaining is the poodle-in-the microwave trick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 mattp said: minx said: for more fun and entertainment with hygeine products, put an UNSCENTED bar of soap in the microwave For more fun and entertainment with a microwave, put a light bulb in there. Don't let it run for more than a second or two, though. Last two things out of a rednecks mouth: "Hold my beer" and "watch this!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted September 11, 2003 Share Posted September 11, 2003 mattp said: In that case, try it at somebody else's house - especially on Saturday night after having a few cocktails. It is a good party trick your host will be sure to appreciate. JUST DON'T RUN IT MORE THAN A SECOND OR TWO. I haven't tried it, but I would imagine that the MW radiation would excite the filament in the light bulb and cause it to illuminate (briefly). I would also assume that prolonged exposure of the bulb to MW radiation would cause it to... well, you know, the poodle-in-the-microwave trick, only with flying glass instead of poodle parts. Am I right, mattp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 i swallowed my toothpaste for 10 years and look what it did to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 Dru said: i swallowed my toothpaste for 10 years and look what it did to me kept you regular? Too regular: "I'm gonna have to take you off belay for a couple of minutes. No, really, I MUST !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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