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lummox Posted September 4, 2003 Author Share Posted September 4, 2003 ryland_moore said: and there aren't that many chicks really in derleavenworth...they all seemm to show up with their boyfriends...... Â Â I know of one that just moved to town.....and she is single! Plus she can kick my ass in the BC. Literally flew up Denali! share the wealth brah. pm me her digits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szyjakowski Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 erik said: adventuregal said: ryland_moore said: and there aren't that many chicks really in derleavenworth...they all seemm to show up with their boyfriends...... Â Â I know of one that just moved to town.....and she is single! Plus she can kick my ass in the BC. Literally flew up Denali! Â Give Szyjakowski her #... sounds like he could use some help!! Â give it to her!?!? that is like baiting a poor hapless creatures into a trap! Â i saw warm her about ole scuzzy! hey fukstick... why don't you ban yerself beyotch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted September 4, 2003 Author Share Posted September 4, 2003 i actually started this thread as a result of getting a haircut today. pretty much only bigbooty chicks working at the place. and the chick who cut off my hair was fully hitting on me. yea baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 back to the original subject....  whatever with erik's lauren lee picture dat chica is a poser   i saw a pic of steph davis-potter once where you could see her tubbiness overflowing over the rim of her harness  that is almost as bad a fashion no no as shorts over polypro.  as for flat chested scrawny climber girlz they rock too.... Bobbi Bensman's ARTIFICIAL PLASTIC JUGS route is aid....  Everyone knows the wooly sheep ewe is the real deal anyhow. i mean when do you see an overweight sheep? you fawkin pervs  here's a picture for you  if you want more just do a google image search on the phrase "furry" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted September 4, 2003 Author Share Posted September 4, 2003 dru i draw the line at excessive facial hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Dru said: back to the original subject....  whatever with erik's lauren lee picture dat chica is a poser   i saw a pic of steph davis-potter once where you could see her tubbiness overflowing over the rim of her harness  that is almost as bad a fashion no no as shorts over polypro.   yeah like us poor girls aren't subjected to this look too damn often. Some tub with his gut spewing over his harness without a shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted September 4, 2003 Author Share Posted September 4, 2003 minx said: yeah like us poor girls aren't subjected to this look too damn often. Some tub with his gut spewing over his harness without a shirt better than some sweathog mother fucker in need of a manpon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 minx said: Dru said: back to the original subject....  whatever with erik's lauren lee picture dat chica is a poser   i saw a pic of steph davis-potter once where you could see her tubbiness overflowing over the rim of her harness  that is almost as bad a fashion no no as shorts over polypro.   yeah like us poor girls aren't subjected to this look too damn often. Some tub with his gut spewing over his harness without a shirt   ew  sounds like "baby orca" himself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkrueger Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 minx said: yeah like us poor girls aren't subjected to this look too damn often. Some tub with his gut spewing over his harness without a shirt It always seems that those who shouldn't do, while those that should don't. Of course, there are exceptions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa_Eagle Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 with all the extra insulation, they get too hot in the summer, and those without the insulation are too cold to go shirtless... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 let me rephrase my original statement! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Interestingly enough, the reason why fat people smell like shit is becuase when they fart, the fart cannot escape from the depths of their obesely fat asses. The sulfur dioxide and methane is then absorbed by the body through the skin of their asses. This makes their breath, their sweat, the very essence of their being, smell like shit. Amazing, huh?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted September 4, 2003 Author Share Posted September 4, 2003 Necronomicon said: Interestingly enough, the reason why fat people smell like shit is becuase when they fart, the fart cannot escape from the depths of their obesely fat asses. The sulfur dioxide and methane is then absorbed by the body through the skin of their asses. This makes their breath, their sweat, the very essence of their being, smell like shit. Amazing, huh?? thats a heavy stone you carry. sucks to be you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 lummox said: Necronomicon said: Interestingly enough, the reason why fat people smell like shit is becuase when they fart, the fart cannot escape from the depths of their obesely fat asses. The sulfur dioxide and methane is then absorbed by the body through the skin of their asses. This makes their breath, their sweat, the very essence of their being, smell like shit. Amazing, huh?? thats a heavy stone you carry. sucks to be you. Â You make me laugh, little man. Did your mom get a chance to wipe my seed from her groin before it turned the flour into cement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted September 4, 2003 Author Share Posted September 4, 2003 Necronomicon said: You make me laugh, little man. Did your mom get a chance to wipe my seed from her groin before it turned the flour into cement? necrophilia is some sick shit. whatever floats yer boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 lummox said: Necronomicon said: You make me laugh, little man. Did your mom get a chance to wipe my seed from her groin before it turned the flour into cement? necrophilia is some sick shit. whatever floats yer boat. Â I lose, you win... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Szyjakowski said: i do all the time. Hey baby - you headin' my way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 I got really drunk one time and let a really fat heiffer give me a blow job in the Leonard's Tavern parking lot. She got out of the truck to pee and I ditched her fat ass. She looked like a whale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ridehikeclimbski Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 You better star in the next movie....FREED WILLY with Keikos mom !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Dru said: when do you see an overweight sheep? Â Â Not a sheep, but I bet this thing weighs a few kilos: Â I think I'd be a little nervous if that fucker came at me at the top of SCW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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