allthumbs Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 I stopped just before a stoplight yesterday about 3:30 in a very busy intersection in a nice part of a pretty good-sized city, when the doofus in front of me decided to do something really stupid--piratically turn completely around in the middle of about a eight or nine lane highway/intersection. While I am stopped waiting for them to get out of the way, some guy comes up behind me and hits me. Hard enough to scare me, but not hard enough to really hurt my car. I immediately pick up my phone and call 911. I am watching the guy in my rearview mirror and when he gets out of the car he puts his left hand in his pocket like he is trying to hide something. I reach for my Glock. I have it ready before he gets to my door, but hidden down behind my leg where he can't see it. I am a single blonde (some would automatically assume that makes me stupid...) female driving a current model car. Yet, I don't assume nothing at this point. After all it is raining, and he could have just slid on the wet asphalt. The guy asks me if I am ok. I tell him yes, he mainly scared me. He comes closer. I tell him to "back away from the car." He says that I need to get out and look at the car, that he has really messed up the rear end. I tell him later. He insists I look right then since I "have got to fix it right now". I tell him that I don't exactly have a body shop with me nor can I fix it, so I am not concerned until I get an estimate about that since I know insurance will cover it. He comes closer and I tell him to "back away from the car" again. Well, he then tells me that he will get me his insurance info only if I get out and come back to his car. I tell him that he can go get it himself and bring it back to me. I repeat my warning to back away from the car. He looks at me stupidly. I ask him "do you understand what back away from the car means?" He takes a few steps back and calls somebody. I crack the back window enough I can hear him agitatedly telling them "No,no, I can't do that." Then, "No, that won't work." And finally, "No, I don't think she will do that" followed by "I don't think I can" while he is dancing around. Well, while he is on the phone I call back to 911 and tell them that he keeps trying to get me out of the car. The female dispatcher immediately tells me not to get out (like I would!!) no matter what and to run if I need to. She asks if I have a way to defend myself. I tell her that I do have a permit and I already have the gun out. She tells me to not to hesitate to protect myself. He comes back and walks almost right up to the window. I start to raise my gun and tell him to "back away from the car". He comes closer and I tell him, "You really need to back away from this car right now before I feel like I have to protect myself. Do you understand?" He looks at me, quickly takes a couple steps backwards and tells me that he is moving his car off the road into an adjacent parking lot. I tell him "Fine. Then you need to stay in your car until the police arrive. Do you understand?" He says, "You called the police?" I tell him yes, twice. He hauls butt to the car and runs. The last I saw of him was his taillights under the red light he ran. I feel like he had intentions of carjacking me, but he was either unsure of himself/inexperienced or I surprised him when he got close enough to see a 6-D cell MagLite in my lap and me obviously hiding something else behind my leg. He never did take his left hand out of the pocket. When he was dialing, it was more than obvious that he was left handed but he kept fumbling with his right hand only. I believe he had a weapon of some sort in there, most likely a small gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 I didn't know you were a single blond woman!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 I'm misty-eyed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 I am a single blonde ... female driving a current model car. wtf? who the hell are you? i mean besides 'crazy person'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 and watch out for the axe-wielding psychopaths! ak47 is the only hope of reasoning with them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 iain said: ak47 is the only hope of reasoning with them! au contraire you walking pile of assault-rifle-ignorance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bird Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Sounds like Traskie was heading out on the town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 trask said: I don't assume nothing Yep, blonde. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 You're a damn good story teller! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 it's from the nra bedtime stories collection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Does anybody remember the misanthrope who kept a crossbow in his trunk for protection? Eventually he and his wife broke down on the side of the road one night, two good samaritans stopped to help him, and he killed one of em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gohawks Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 RobBob said: Does anybody remember the misanthrope who kept a crossbow in his trunk for protection? Eventually he and his wife broke down on the side of the road one night, two good samaritans stopped to help him, and he killed one of em. don't you call my daddy a misanthrope! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gohawks Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 gohawks said: RobBob said: Does anybody remember the misanthrope who kept a crossbow in his trunk for protection? Eventually he and his wife broke down on the side of the road one night, two good samaritans stopped to help him, and he killed one of em. don't you call my daddy a misanthrope! actually it was momma who killed him. that "good samaritan" told daddy to squeal like a pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 gohawks said: gohawks said: RobBob said: Does anybody remember the misanthrope who kept a crossbow in his trunk for protection? Eventually he and his wife broke down on the side of the road one night, two good samaritans stopped to help him, and he killed one of em. don't you call my daddy a misanthrope! actually it was momma who killed him. that "good samaritan" told daddy to squeal like a pig. which explains why you don't eat pork, cause it reminds you of dad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gohawks Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 my shrink is helping me figure that one out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleblebleb Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 That single blonde with the glock and the maglite is trask's idea of a fantasy fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 15, 2003 Author Share Posted August 15, 2003 fleblebleb said: That horny, large breasted, tight gashed, single blonde with the Glock and the fleshlite is trask's idea of a fantasy fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 tight gashed it ain't healed if it ain't haired-over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleblebleb Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 trask said: fleblebleb said: That horny, large breasted, tight gashed, single blonde with the Glock and the fleshlite is trask's idea of a fantasy fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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