lummox Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 one of the motherfucking dudes i live wit pissed all over the shitter and i sat in his pee when i sat to shit. no wonder women get mad at us men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 I'd make the bitch lick it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted August 6, 2003 Author Share Posted August 6, 2003 he will pay. oh yes. the bitch will pay. the refrigerator aint got no lock on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 Bunch of us lived in a house in Austin...one guy's girlfriend got all bent outa shape because another roommate drew a skull & crossbones on his milk along with the words "Back Off Fucker." Seems she was the guilty one drinking his milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 RobBob said:roommate drew a skull & crossbones on his milk along with the words "Back Off Fucker." Â Classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 I have no sympathy for women, when it come to bathrooms. Every women I've lived with has had terrible bathroom habits, and left them filthy... men keep cleaner bathrooms... the shitter is my throne, and I will keep it clean... The only sympathy for them is when they have to use it after I've spent 15min craping before hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 You ARE ALL SICK...........sick men..... Yuck. You've given me TMI. Blaqqqqq. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 made ya horny, didn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 trask said: made ya horny, didn't it? Â I thought that we have gone over this. It takes A LOT more than this to make me excited. And you just don't do it for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 sure, that's what they all say thank god for panty liners, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 trask said: sure, that's what they all say thank god for panty liners, eh? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted August 6, 2003 Author Share Posted August 6, 2003 kitten said: It takes A LOT more than this to make me excited. And you just don't do it for me. muscles and testosterone is all we got babe. ifn you want conversation above the level of the gutter ya gotta get all prettied up so we will make nice in order to and even then we will still be pigs. deal wit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 lummox said: one of the motherfucking dudes i live wit pissed all over the shitter and i sat in his pee when i sat to shit. no wonder women get mad at us men. Â have you ever played the "saran wrap toilet" trick on anyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 Dru said: lummox said: one of the motherfucking dudes i live wit pissed all over the shitter and i sat in his pee when i sat to shit. no wonder women get mad at us men.  have you ever played the "saran wrap toilet" trick on anyone  No, but I have shat in saran rap in a simular way and then left it on the hood of a friends car... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 lummox said: [muscles and testosterone is all we got babe. ifn you want conversation above the level of the gutter ya gotta get all prettied up so we will make nice in order to and even then we will still be pigs. deal wit it. I wouldn't disagree wit cha. You're honesty has my respect but you are still a pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelle Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 Fejas said: I have no sympathy for women, when it come to bathrooms. Every women I've lived with has had terrible bathroom habits, and left them filthy... men keep cleaner bathrooms... the shitter is my throne, and I will keep it clean... The only sympathy for them is when they have to use it after I've spent 15min craping before hand. Â In my experience living with men you would be a complete abberration. They were all pigs when it came to cleaning the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 primates mark territory with feces humans are a type of primate cleaning toilet invites others to take over your territory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 ehmmic said: Fejas said: I have no sympathy for women, when it come to bathrooms. Every women I've lived with has had terrible bathroom habits, and left them filthy... men keep cleaner bathrooms... the shitter is my throne, and I will keep it clean... The only sympathy for them is when they have to use it after I've spent 15min craping before hand. Â In my experience living with men you would be a complete abberration. They were all pigs when it came to cleaning the bathroom. WERD this has been my experience as well. with one loveable exception (my daddy ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 Dru said: primates mark territory with feces humans are a type of primate cleaning toilet invites others to take over your territory note to self: do not use DRU'S restroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: Dru said: primates mark territory with feces humans are a type of primate cleaning toilet invites others to take over your territory note to self: do not use DRU'S restroom  Probably best not to borrow his water bottle, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelle Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: Dru said: primates mark territory with feces humans are a type of primate cleaning toilet invites others to take over your territory note to self: do not use DRU'S restroom  Addendum to note to self: Don't let Dru use your restroom either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 according to robert anton wilson, domesticated primates use excretions of ink on paper to mark their territory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelle Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 Dru said: according to robert anton wilson, domesticated primates use excretions of ink on paper to mark their territory. Â Or pixels in cyberspace. Dru - with almost 10,000 posts you've marked a pretty big territory here on cc.com! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 ehmmic said: Or pixels in cyberspace. Dru - with almost 10,000 posts you've marked a pretty big territory here on cc.com! almost 10,000...bwahahaha see that Dru? you loser!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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