sympathy with women

[lummox]

one of the motherfucking dudes i live wit pissed all over the shitter and i sat in his pee when i sat to shit. no wonder women get mad at us men.

[allthumbs]

I'd make the bitch lick it up.

[lummox]

he will pay. oh yes. the bitch will pay. the refrigerator aint got no lock on it.

[RobBob]

Bunch of us lived in a house in Austin...one guy's girlfriend got all bent outa shape because another roommate drew a skull & crossbones on his milk along with the words "Back Off Fucker." Seems she was the guilty one drinking his milk.

[Ratboy]

RobBob said:roommate drew a skull & crossbones on his milk along with the words "Back Off Fucker."

 

Classic.

[allthumbs]

lol

[Fejas]

I have no sympathy for women, when it come to bathrooms. Every women I've lived with has had terrible bathroom habits, and left them filthy... men keep cleaner bathrooms... the shitter is my throne, and I will keep it clean... The only sympathy for them is when they have to use it after I've spent 15min craping before hand.

[kitten]

You ARE ALL SICK...........sick men.....

Yuck. You've given me TMI. Blaqqqqq.

[allthumbs]

made ya horny, didn't it?

[kitten]

trask said:

made ya horny, didn't it?

 

I thought that we have gone over this. It takes A LOT more than this to make me excited. And you just don't do it for me.

[allthumbs]

sure, that's what they all say

thank god for panty liners, eh?

[Greg_W]

trask said:

sure, that's what they all say

thank god for panty liners, eh?

 

[lummox]

kitten said:

It takes A LOT more than this to make me excited. And you just don't do it for me.

muscles and testosterone is all we got babe. ifn you want conversation above the level of the gutter ya gotta get all prettied up so we will make nice in order to and even then we will still be pigs. deal wit it.

[Dru]

lummox said:

one of the motherfucking dudes i live wit pissed all over the shitter and i sat in his pee when i sat to shit. no wonder women get mad at us men.

 

have you ever played the "saran wrap toilet" trick on anyone

[Fejas]

Dru said:

lummox said:

one of the motherfucking dudes i live wit pissed all over the shitter and i sat in his pee when i sat to shit. no wonder women get mad at us men.

 

have you ever played the "saran wrap toilet" trick on anyone

 

No, but I have shat in saran rap in a simular way and then left it on the hood of a friends car...

[kitten]

lummox said:

[muscles and testosterone is all we got babe. ifn you want conversation above the level of the gutter ya gotta get all prettied up so we will make nice in order to and even then we will still be pigs. deal wit it.

I wouldn't disagree wit cha. You're honesty has my respect but you are still a pig.

[chelle]

Fejas said:

I have no sympathy for women, when it come to bathrooms. Every women I've lived with has had terrible bathroom habits, and left them filthy... men keep cleaner bathrooms... the shitter is my throne, and I will keep it clean... The only sympathy for them is when they have to use it after I've spent 15min craping before hand.

 

In my experience living with men you would be a complete abberration. They were all pigs when it came to cleaning the bathroom.

[Dru]

primates mark territory with feces

humans are a type of primate

cleaning toilet invites others to take over your territory

[sk]

ehmmic said:

Fejas said:

I have no sympathy for women, when it come to bathrooms. Every women I've lived with has had terrible bathroom habits, and left them filthy... men keep cleaner bathrooms... the shitter is my throne, and I will keep it clean... The only sympathy for them is when they have to use it after I've spent 15min craping before hand.

 

In my experience living with men you would be a complete abberration. They were all pigs when it came to cleaning the bathroom.

WERD this has been my experience as well. with one loveable exception (my daddy )

[sk]

Dru said:

primates mark territory with feces

humans are a type of primate

cleaning toilet invites others to take over your territory

note to self: do not use DRU'S restroom

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said:

Dru said:

primates mark territory with feces

humans are a type of primate

cleaning toilet invites others to take over your territory

note to self: do not use DRU'S restroom

 

Probably best not to borrow his water bottle, either.

[chelle]

Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said:

Dru said:

primates mark territory with feces

humans are a type of primate

cleaning toilet invites others to take over your territory

note to self: do not use DRU'S restroom

 

Addendum to note to self: Don't let Dru use your restroom either.

[Dru]

according to robert anton wilson, domesticated primates use excretions of ink on paper to mark their territory.

[chelle]

Dru said:

according to robert anton wilson, domesticated primates use excretions of ink on paper to mark their territory.

 

Or pixels in cyberspace. Dru - with almost 10,000 posts you've marked a pretty big territory here on cc.com!

[allthumbs]

ehmmic said:

Or pixels in cyberspace. Dru - with almost 10,000 posts you've marked a pretty big territory here on cc.com!

almost 10,000...bwahahaha

see that Dru? you loser!!!!