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Here we go, fresh from the developer:

 

Let's start w/a nice photo of a pretty girl climbing a 5.12. She spanked my ass, that is, until she tried to follow the offwidth. Then it was all over...

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Now, here's an amazing 1st ascent Erik and I did,"GroundCrack"

 

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Next, here's the climb "Atman" an amazing 5.10 crack next to another great crack "Yin and Yang." I'm following this one after being tuckered from yinyang:

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The next three are from the Resolution Arete. It's a 23+/- pitch climb (the longest,worst,and bestclimb in redrocks). The line is the arete that starts bottom center left and heads to the summit. Necronomicon is following above Jay just below the roof pitch. The other photo is us bivying on pitch 20 cuz the descent is hard to find in the dark. Look how Money necro is and how much shit we have. Wonder why we bivied? Jason Martin is the one on the right. I wrote a TR for this climb somewhere on this site.

 

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NOW FOR THE MONEY SHOTS:

 

My feet in the ER:

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Pain while getting my bandages and stitches removed:

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My feet when the bandages came off. Pins under right foot, pin on left foot between toe 1+2, and 2+3.

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My pins on the right foot were not fun for 6 weeks!

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And this photo is especially for MINX. I think she's a lesbian? pitty.gif

 

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Nice photos!

 

From over here, it seems like your recovery is coming along quickly. Sure it doesnt feel that way to you ,though.

 

Keep postin' those photos. Im sure some hotcha mama is droolin over them on a porn site as we speak! grin.gif

 

Seriously, though. How are ya keepin your spirits so hight? Very admirable!

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carolyn said:

Nice photos!

 

From over here, it seems like your recovery is coming along quickly. Sure it doesnt feel that way to you ,though.

 

Keep postin' those photos. Im sure some hotcha mama is droolin over them on a porn site as we speak! grin.gif

 

Seriously, though. How are ya keepin your spirits so hight? Very admirable!

 

Yeah, there posted all over S&M strange body piercing sites! yellaf.gif

 

No, actually I am doing pretty good. I'm really bored, etc... but there's a lot to life besides walking or climbing. I'm rediscovering that it's mostly spray out there too.

 

I know I'll climb again, and I'm looking foreward to starting chiro-school and a new life in the fall.

 

The only lesson in life that I have learned is that nothing is sacred, and there's always something to laugh about. Humor is what makes us human.

 

That's what I like about this website btw, is that it's really really funny! Especially you guys who pretend to get offended. It's most funny when I get pissed and read it later (Except those bastards ruining my photo contest attempts-the girls of cc.com I could forgive, but the MILFs! Arrrrrgh madgo_ron.gif)

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