allthumbs Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 Kids are home for the summer. Drew (13) is jhammin' to Bob Marley on the jive box. Yep, I done good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 But is he bringing you PBR's from the cooler and rolling your doobies for ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted June 18, 2003 Author Share Posted June 18, 2003 My daughter Amanda is my "dedicated go-fer" for the summer. She gets $10 a weekend for keeping me in cold beer and munchies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 one a my sons made a card for me for fathers day. the text is 'blahblahblah. . . blahblahblah'. 'okay day. enough with the fishing stories. let's get to the father's day party.' the illustrations are classic. kids are pretty fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 What is he Trask? 12 or 13? You are the supposed father Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 is your kid a skate punk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Lost in a sea of combat boots flush the bouncers with the wasted youth  When did punk rock become so safe? When did the scene become a joke?  the kids who used to live for beer and speed now want their fries and coke  cursing and flipping birds are not allowed in fact let's keep noise levels down  MUST SEPARATE THE CHURCH AND SKATE  Why don't we put pads on the kids? Helmets, headgear and mouthpieces?  Then we could pad the floors and walls put cameras inside bathroom stalls  we make sure only nice bands play make every show a matinee  teach kids to be all they can be and we could sing "My Country 'Tis of Thee" ... sweet land of liberty (Bleah!)  When did punk rock become so safe? I know it wasn't Duane or Fletcher who put up the barricades, like a stake in the heart somehow we got driven apart  [riffage]  I want conflict, I want dissent I want the scene to represent  Our hatred of authority our fight against complacency  stop singin' songs 'bout girls and love you killed the owl you freed the dove ( )  confrontation and politics replaced with harmony and schticks  When did punk rock become so tame? These fucking bands all sound the same!  We want our fights we want our thugs we want our burns we want our drugs  Where is the violent apathy?! THESE FUCKING RECORDS ARE RATED G!  MUST SEPARATE THE CHURCH AND SKATE   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 12, 2003 Author Share Posted August 12, 2003 yep, skate, football, baseball, competitive pistol shooter, trap shooter, brawler, just turned 13 - 5'-9" 158lbs. Aspires to be an attorney like his grandpa and great grandpa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 your 13 yr old kid weighs more than me and i'm taller too  methinks that kid needs more aerobic exercise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Maybe you're just a scrawny bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 12, 2003 Author Share Posted August 12, 2003 he's in pretty damn good shape Dru. Not much baby fat left, and he seriously kicked the shit outta a bigger punk that was fuckin with him early this summer. Did everything I taught him, including grabbing the cocksucker by the hair and bashing his face repeatedly into a cedar fence. I reluctantly broke it up at that point. That fucker hasn't bothered Drew a bit since. Â Goddamn Dru, you're a seriously skinny fucka. Go power down some spuds and steaks and beer and shit like that. Jesus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 i just ate 4 BLT's 2 for breakfast 2 more for lunch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 trask said: he's in pretty damn good shape Dru. Not much baby fat left, and he seriously kicked the shit outta a bigger punk that was fuckin with him early this summer. Did everything I taught him, including grabbing the cocksucker by the hair and bashing his face repeatedly into a cedar fence. I reluctantly broke it up at that point. That fucker hasn't bothered Drew a bit since. teach him to aim punches at the adams apple. one sharp blow crushes it then the fucker caint breath too good. usually makes em all wide eyed and panicky and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 trask said: Aspires to be an attorney like his grandpa and great grandpa. Â law school sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 12, 2003 Author Share Posted August 12, 2003 thelawgoddess said: trask said: Aspires to be an attorney like his grandpa and great grandpa. Â law school sucks. I hear ya, that's why I broke tradition in our family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoboy Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Sphinx said: Maybe you're just a scrawny bastard. Â He is a bit of a bean pole! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Dru said: i just ate 4 BLT's 2 for breakfast 2 more for lunch  Mmmm.....BLTs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 [VINCENT] You want some bacon?  [JULES] No, man, I don't eat pork.  [VINCENT] Are you Jewish ?  [JULES] No, I ain't Jewish, i just don't dig on swine, that's all.  [VINCENT] Why not?  [JULES] Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.  [VINCENT] But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good...  [JULES] Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, But I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers. Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal. I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.  [VINCENT] How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces  [JULES] I don't eat dog either  [VINCENT] Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?  [JULES] I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it's definately dirty. But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way.  [VINCENT] So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filty animal. Is that true?  [JULES] We' have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 hmm. reminds me of shit burgers ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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