kitten Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 I found this list of quotes at work. "I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." - JOHN WAYNE Quote
kitten Posted June 11, 2003 Author Posted June 11, 2003 Ok - Here's another one: "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." MARIAH CAREY Quote
kitten Posted June 11, 2003 Author Posted June 11, 2003 You might like this one! "It isn't pollution that's harming the enviroment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." AL GORE - Vice President Quote
Szyjakowski Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 where in the fuk do politicians come from anywayS stoopid people... Quote
allthumbs Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 kitten said: You might like this one! "It isn't pollution that's harming the enviroment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." AL GORE - Vice President IGNORANT UNDERACHIEVER Quote
kitten Posted June 11, 2003 Author Posted June 11, 2003 "IF WE DON'T SUCCEED, WE RUN THE RISK OF FAILURE." Bill Clinton, President Quote
allthumbs Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 kitten said: "IF WE DON'T SUCCEED, WE RUN THE RISK OF FAILURE." Bill Clinton, President DUH - "...no Monica, you're NOT going to kiss me till you gargle with Listerine" Quote
chucK Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 kitten said: "IF WE DON'T SUCCEED, WE RUN THE RISK OF FAILURE." Bill Clinton, President I like those odds! - Homer Simpson Quote
Off_White Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 kitten said: "IF WE DON'T SUCCEED, WE RUN THE RISK OF FAILURE." Bill Clinton, President I've also seen this quote attributed to Dan Quayle and GW Bush, so I suspect its actually urban legend rather than real quote. Ditto with the environment quote too, since it also has been attributed to Quayle and GW Bush. The Mariah Carey quote is also an internet hoax, she never said that despite it being widely repeated. Is this list you're reading a collection of phony but widely believed quotes? Quote
kitten Posted June 11, 2003 Author Posted June 11, 2003 Off-White It could be a list of internet pollution. I don't know. Some seemed pretty funny & outlandish. Quote
thelawgoddess Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 yeah, i totally didn't believe the one from mariah carey and thought the others were fairly dubious as well. funny, though. Quote
allthumbs Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 Kitten, please grow some hair - you're weirdin' me out. Quote
Sphinx Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 Or found on a church message board: TONIGHT'S SERMON: WHAT IS HELL? COME TO OUR CHOIR RECITAL AT 7. No shit, this was actually posted. Quote
glassgowkiss Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 D. Rumsfeld:" there is many unknowns in iraq- even those unknowns we don't know about" best picture- sign in fron of the church- "church of big wood", Big Wood OR. I want to be a priest there and only 19- 21 chicks can go for sunday worship Quote
allthumbs Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 glassgowkiss said: D. Rumsfeld:" there is many unknowns in iraq- even those unknowns we don't know about" best picture- sign in fron of the church- "church of big wood", Big Wood OR. I want to be a priest there and only 19- 21 chicks can go for sunday worship pig Quote
kitten Posted June 11, 2003 Author Posted June 11, 2003 trask said: Kitten, please grow some hair - you're weirdin' me out. Trask - you are such a dolt. Quote
allthumbs Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 kitten said: trask said: Kitten, please grow some hair - you're weirdin' me out. Trask - you are such a dolt. Well, just look at that chick, she's scary. No wonder she never gets laid. Quote
lummox Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 trask said:Well, just look at that chick, she's scary. No wonder she never gets laid. thats fcuked up to tease someone dealing with headlice. Quote
Off_White Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 A church I drive by in Tumwater had something to the effect of: Warning: exposure to the Son may prevent burning. Quote
Szyjakowski Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 once saw an Arby's sign NOW HIRING 2 French Dips for $4 Quote
lummox Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 "It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others." Quote
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.