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How come you always see greasy pubes stuck to the lip of the urinal? I never seem to add any: how do they get there? I suppose if yer real bushman you might mow some off every time you use your zipper, which would be a good argument for buttons.

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i'm convinced that some folks are just more pube gifted than others. same friend i spoke of in above post shed's pubes like no other. i shared a bathroom with him, and it was like the fukken enchanted pube fun forest every morning in there.... in the tub, in the bowl, on the linoleum, pubies everywhere.

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Years ago, when I was just out of high school, my old man and I got into a tiff over my beard.

 

him: "Why don't you shave that thing off?"

me: "Why? Chicks dig it."

him: "Makes you look like you got a vagina for a face."

 

Me and him yellaf.gif about it now. Fun times.

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sobo said:

Years ago, when I was just out of high school, my old man and I got into a tiff over my beard.

 

him: "Why don't you shave that thing off?"

me: "Why? Chicks dig it."

him: "Makes you look like you got a vagina for a face."

 

Me and him yellaf.gif about it now. Fun times.

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