Dru Posted March 24, 2003 Posted March 24, 2003 AlpineK said: iain said: Is that apple maggot business just for washington? think I've seen those signs elsewhere besides b.c. border I've had apples confiscated going into Canada. I'm glad they didn't find anything else. moral of the story is if you give em a minor violation in plain view they wont look any harder for the hidden major violation. Quote
iain Posted March 24, 2003 Posted March 24, 2003 or conversly they'll rip your pants down and start probin' Quote
Greg_W Posted March 24, 2003 Posted March 24, 2003 iain said: or conversly they'll rip your pants down and start probin' Now THAT would be a major violation! Yoww!!!! Quote
iain Posted March 24, 2003 Posted March 24, 2003 do you think if you offered to eat all the apples right there they'd let you do that and watch? that'd be slightly amusing. have some sick apple eating contest at Sumas. Quote
erik Posted March 24, 2003 Author Posted March 24, 2003 i actually once went to canada with wwu outdoor club, i was helping take the kidz down the thompson river. we had apples, and the nice lady at the border asked if we all wanted one to eay b4 she took them! Quote
Dru Posted March 24, 2003 Posted March 24, 2003 i remember once buying a whole cooler full of groceries then driving thru the cali checkpoint with it hidden under a rope and a tent "fruit and vegetables, nada!" talk about a pointless government job those guys have it hands down, except maybe the Nevada brothel inspectors. "I'm here to make sure your red light is of the specified voltage. We've had complaints from area 51 that the flying saucers are mistaking it for a landing light on the base" Quote
AlpineK Posted March 24, 2003 Posted March 24, 2003 iain said: do you think if you offered to eat all the apples right there they'd let you do that and watch? that'd be slightly amusing. have some sick apple eating contest at Sumas. I did eat one while the border guard continued to search. Quote
Dru Posted March 24, 2003 Posted March 24, 2003 You can ask Canadian border guards if they wanna share a spliff with you before you cross Quote
erik Posted March 24, 2003 Author Posted March 24, 2003 Dru said: i remember once buying a whole cooler full of groceries then driving thru the cali checkpoint with it hidden under a rope and a tent "fruit and vegetables, nada!" talk about a pointless government job those guys have it hands down, except maybe the Nevada brothel inspectors. "I'm here to make sure your red light is of the specified voltage. We've had complaints from area 51 that the flying saucers are mistaking it for a landing light on the base" ahahaha when we went to cali last week or was it the week b4....damn brain!! we had bannas in plain view when buddy asked and we said nope. we passed the station and distel was like "dood the bananas are in plain view!" pointless government job! Quote
chucK Posted March 24, 2003 Posted March 24, 2003 AlpineK said: Greg_W said: Only if I can give you a Caveman love tap, Chuck. Bwahahahahaha!!!!! I'm not sure I like the sounds of that. Shit Greg! I didn't know your violent impulses extended to guys too!!! Fag. Quote
Greg_W Posted March 24, 2003 Posted March 24, 2003 chucK said: AlpineK said: Greg_W said: Only if I can give you a Caveman love tap, Chuck. Bwahahahahaha!!!!! I'm not sure I like the sounds of that. Shit Greg! I didn't know your violent impulses extended to guys too!!! Fag. Heard you took a rap from Cavey at Pub Club, that is all. Get over yourself. Quote
chucK Posted March 24, 2003 Posted March 24, 2003 Greg_W said: chucK said: AlpineK said: Greg_W said: Only if I can give you a Caveman love tap, Chuck. Bwahahahahaha!!!!! I'm not sure I like the sounds of that. Shit Greg! I didn't know your violent impulses extended to guys too!!! Fag. Heard you took a rap from Cavey at Pub Club, that is all. Get over yourself. F*&%&n' Caveman (and I mean that figuratively not literally) Quote
Greg_W Posted March 24, 2003 Posted March 24, 2003 chucK said: Greg_W said: chucK said: AlpineK said: Greg_W said: Only if I can give you a Caveman love tap, Chuck. Bwahahahahaha!!!!! I'm not sure I like the sounds of that. Shit Greg! I didn't know your violent impulses extended to guys too!!! Fag. Heard you took a rap from Cavey at Pub Club, that is all. Get over yourself. F*&%&n' Caveman (and I mean that figuratively not literally) hehehehehe!!! Got a little rap on the beezer, eh? Did you say bad shit about his dog or Fred? Quote
Scott_J Posted March 24, 2003 Posted March 24, 2003 Damn, now am thinking of how good a moose burger whould taste, or even one of those "greezy" burgers from that Campus joint in Ellensburg. hammmburggger, awwwwwwwwww. Quote
adventuregal Posted March 24, 2003 Posted March 24, 2003 Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: adventuregal said: Anyone ever been to the Tillamook cheese factory? I gotta get there this summer... only like 800and 40 million times... I have lived in Oregon MY WHOLE LIFE let me know when you want to go we can drag my kiddos and they can learn the finer points of CHEESE Muffy, I am SO THERE... Cheese is my FAVORITE!!! Quote
sk Posted March 24, 2003 Posted March 24, 2003 adventuregal said: Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: adventuregal said: Anyone ever been to the Tillamook cheese factory? I gotta get there this summer... only like 800and 40 million times... I have lived in Oregon MY WHOLE LIFE let me know when you want to go we can drag my kiddos and they can learn the finer points of CHEESE Muffy, I am SO THERE... Cheese is my FAVORITE!!! seriously, be in touch.... I have the kids all summer with not much to do... And the drive up 101 isn't bad Quote
adventuregal Posted March 24, 2003 Posted March 24, 2003 Dru... why'd ya have to go and do that... You're spoiling it for me. Cheese is my favorite food!!! Quote
Dru Posted March 24, 2003 Posted March 24, 2003 adventuregal said: Dru... why'd ya have to go and do that... You're spoiling it for me. Cheese is my favorite food!!! i hear you can make cheese from whale milk but its not recommended. too fishy. "Did ya send the dude out to the barn Tex?" "Yeah told him to make hisself useful" "well, he's a-tryin' ta milk the bull!" Quote
chelle Posted March 24, 2003 Posted March 24, 2003 erik said: Dru said: i remember once buying a whole cooler full of groceries then driving thru the cali checkpoint with it hidden under a rope and a tent "fruit and vegetables, nada!" talk about a pointless government job those guys have it hands down, except maybe the Nevada brothel inspectors. "I'm here to make sure your red light is of the specified voltage. We've had complaints from area 51 that the flying saucers are mistaking it for a landing light on the base" ahahaha when we went to cali last week or was it the week b4....damn brain!! we had bannas in plain view when buddy asked and we said nope. we passed the station and distel was like "dood the bananas are in plain view!" pointless government job! In Cali they're more concerned with fruit grown in someone's backyard than stuff bought at the grocery store. Brought in some apples and grapes last year. Told the guy yep. Bought them a few hours ago in Roseburg at the Safeway. He waved me through. No problema. Quote
Fejas Posted March 24, 2003 Posted March 24, 2003 Dru said: Cheese? I like the toon at the bottom better... Quote
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