allthumbs Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Speed records have to be documented. What's so hard to understand? For a person to claim a new unsubstantiated speed record up a mountain with no evidence other than his word is bullshit. I don't buy it. Prove your records and claim your prize; otherwise STFU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Yeah and the italians climbed Torre Egger (or whatever it's name is) back in the day too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 I can make it to the fridge and back for a beer in 4.283 seconds... but that's unsubstantiated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 when i had food poisoning once i set a speed record for a dump of 0.261 second Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 When DFA had alcohol poisoning once he set a record of vomiting for 12 hours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted March 18, 2003 Author Share Posted March 18, 2003 knock it off you guys or this thread could get locked down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 trask said: knock it off you guys or this thread could get locked down  You guys are dense you fackers Can't you see it was a valid ascent when dem italianos climbed Cerro Spraymorre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted March 18, 2003 Author Share Posted March 18, 2003 fuckin A, and they brought pizza bites instead of horsecock and toe jam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 Bullshit. It was Hot Pockets. Â They did climb that shit but didn't they bring a big metal box and an air compressor to bolt their way up the thing? Compressor Route? Its not poor style in Italy I guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 specialed said: Bullshit. It was Hot Pockets.  They did climb that shit but didn't they bring a big metal box and an air compressor to bolt their way up the thing? Compressor Route? Its not poor style in Italy I guess  Yeah they climbed the route to the compressor I'm sure.  They made the summit too Didnt you hear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 right, any witnesses? photos? have they completed the notarized forms in triplicate? Â Have they completed the requisite luncheon with the lead climbing ranger? Â Have they sprayed anywhere on the internet or are they "credible"? Â I wonder if their climb was even recognized in Climbing magazine. Posers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 Imagine the shock and horror on Jared's and the other Subway crew's faces as Trask's mom deepthroats a 6 foot sub (w/ extra mayo of course) to break the record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted March 18, 2003 Author Share Posted March 18, 2003 I want to see it on america's funniest home movies to validate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 jon said: Imagine the shock and horror on Jared's and the other Subway crew's faces as Trask's mom deepthroats a 6 foot sub (w/ extra mayo of course) to break the record. Â sounds like you were there for the anual trask family $@#$@^, i this past year there was a shoot out with animal control when they came to get trask!!! Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted March 18, 2003 Author Share Posted March 18, 2003 how many times do I have to tell you smegma lickers that I never had a mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 i made jon's mom in under .01547 as actually being trask..... Â you can tell the by the extemem ugliness...i think gregw is their dad!? Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 Â Makin' a Trask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 what was your keyword for that search? testtube? girl scout? traskbait? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 i think it was iain's gemology practical!! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 no that's me drinking after that thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted March 18, 2003 Author Share Posted March 18, 2003 fuck all you dawgs none of this shit is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 trask anything with you is funny. Â it is the nature of the beast! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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