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  1. sobo

    Sex

    It's a well-known fact that "nice girls" help you put it in. I'm just sayin'... Otherwise, it mind end up in the wrong one. There's a wrong one? I didn't know that...
  2. Did you get to the end of the 609 road on sleds? Or were you able to drive all the way to the end of the road?
  3. sobo

    Sex

    Nookie? What's this "nookie" thing? Where can I get some? its that thing you have when you send the kids to the grandparents house for the weekend Lucky you. Grandparents that will actually *take* the kids off your hands for a while.
  4. sobo

    Happy Valentine's Day!

    It doesn't last for long, then it's tuna-y...
  5. sobo

    Sex

    Nookie? What's this "nookie" thing? Where can I get some?
  6. sobo

    Sex

    Nope, no hand lotion. I like the hot, burning feel on the outside. Kinda goes with the itchy, burning feeling on the inside when I pee...
  7. sobo

    Happy Valentine's Day!

    I can fix that chocolate and licking thing fer ya, minx...
  8. sobo

    Sex

    sobo: what is the point of this self-flagellation? do you enjoy blue-balls? DSBU has become a state of being for me. By comparison, self-flagellation feels good.
  9. sobo

    Sex

    It's a well-known fact that "nice girls" help you put it in. I'm just sayin'...
  10. sobo

    Sex

    ...and sponges. If you need that sort of thing.
  11. sobo

    Sex

    No problem, I've got towels...
  12. sobo

    Sex

    Great! I'm on the road. I'll call you when I'm over the pass and you can "guide me in" from there.
  13. sobo

    Sex

    Wanna date? I'm free right now...
  14. sobo

    Sex

    Shouldn't I be marketing it to the *husbands*?
  15. sobo

    Sex

    sounds like you need to go climbing :-) I might not be so angst-ridden right now if I'd actually gotten onto that ice in the Lostine River canyon last weekend...
  16. sobo

    Sex

    Howjda guess? sobo never gets any. It's a fucking way of life. How do like that irony? A "fucking" way of life not getting laid. Yeah, what a great fucking life. ahh, marriage I ain't gonna change it now, cuz I've got mouths to feed. But I tell ya this: If I knew then what I know now, I never would've taken the plunge. Milk tastes better when you don't own the cow.
  17. sobo

    Sex

    Howjda guess? sobo never gets any. It's a fucking way of life for me. How do you like that irony? A "fucking" way of life not getting laid. Yeah, what a great fucking life.
  18. sobo

    Sex

    Fuck valentine's day. Biggest waste of money and effort next to christmas. Yet another vehicle for corporate america to bilk million$ out of people for flowers and chocolates in the vain hopes of getting laid. Harumphf! I think my answer to ken's question is clear. Now, I'm open to anyone who wants to get together for a grudgefuck. So where's archie today?
  19. sobo

    Birth

    You sure about that? She's certain. Just ask Heisenberg...
  20. Five seconds of effort and three clicks of the mouse brought up more than 7 pages of Strobach references. More than enough to answer your questions. And that was just with "Strobach" in the subject line only. Hate to think how many pages would come back with "in subject and body." FYI, there's a toggle in the upper right corner of every page on this board. It's called "Search." Learn it, know it. Live it.
  21. sobo

    VPs

    The person that would fill that bill for the GOP exquisitely is Condoleeza Rice. Extremely intelligent, well-liked on Cap Hill, and an ardent church-goer (for those far-right-wing Christians). She counters both Hillary and Obama well for the race & gender equality issue that the Repubs are being stung with right now by the Dems. But of course, having been part of the Bush administration, she's got that Iraq War taint...
  22. Whered'ja go? Strobach?
  23. Nope, never stated that. But I will now. "Hugh, you're an ass." There. I'll just stick with "ass" and leave it at that. Fits bestest.
  24. avalanche * you are ignoring this user *
  25. ...horses to water...
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